Let me try to help you out:

Eclectic
Main Entry: 1eclec·tic
Pronunciation: \e-ˈklek-tik, i-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek eklektikos, from eklegein to select, from ex- out + legein to gather — more at legend
Date: 1683
1: selecting what appears to be best in various doctrines, methods, or styles
2: composed of elements drawn from various sources ; also : heterogeneous
— eclec·ti·cal·ly \-ti-k(ə-)lē\ adverb


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Sooooooo, it's supposed to be intuitively obvious to the most casual observer that the word "eclectic" has something to do with the place you buy your furniture?


You could use some good old white trash pride. It would help with your self-esteem issues.