If you're going to use that picture in your last post in the ad, I'd make some kind of comment to explain that ridiculous look on your face. Put something in there about how Willis never told Arnold "Watch you talking 'bout??" so sexy!

That probably won't by itself get any lonely, horny women to call. But maybe it will be enough to get the attention of enough women, the ones who appreciate and are willing to pay for jail house tats, they will linger on your ad long enough that they will call?