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Bish, you're in Florida? Have you tried the bulletin boards at Publix?

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Hey Baby G!!!! Despite my dire financial straits you and Pretty would not be charged I have not checked the boards at Publix but they do have a special on organic strawberries the size of PLUMS!!! Swing down and I melt the chocolate... ahem, then ummm YOU melt the chocolate

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If you're going to use that picture in your last post in the ad, I'd make some kind of comment to explain that ridiculous look on your face. Put something in there about how Willis never told Arnold "Watch you talking 'bout??" so sexy!

That probably won't by itself get any lonely, horny women to call. But maybe it will be enough to get the attention of enough women, the ones who appreciate and are willing to pay for jail house tats, they will linger on your ad long enough that they will call?

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You seem a little angry and judgemental... I have three tats that won awards at a national convention of tattoo artists and although I've been to jail more than once, never prison..
I want to help, not flame so whats the root of your anger? Are you upset that since you cannot book me,you will not feel the wind blow through your hair as the theme from american gigolo blares from my new drop?
Are you afraid that your girl might experience the above scenario for the price of the money she got from you for "PRADA SHOES"? or do you drive a minivan

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You seem a little angry and judgemental... I have three tats that won awards at a national convention of tattoo artists and although I've been to jail more than once, never prison..
I want to help, not flame so whats the root of your anger? Are you upset that since you cannot book me,you will not feel the wind blow through your hair as the theme from american gigolo blares from my new drop?
Are you afraid that your girl might experience the above scenario for the price of the money she got from you for "PRADA SHOES"? or do you drive a minivan

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You seem a little angry and judgemental... I have three tats that won awards at a national convention of tattoo artists and although I've been to jail more than once, never prison..
I want to help, not flame so whats the root of your anger? Are you upset that since you cannot book me,you will not feel the wind blow through your hair as the theme from american gigolo blares from my new drop?
Are you afraid that your girl might experience the above scenario for the price of the money she got from you for "PRADA SHOES"? or do you drive a minivan

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Bishop..

Grab a beat and rhyme that shit out, son. That was brilliant. At the very least tape it and apply for a VH1/Mtv reality show and smack a white bitch around for free.

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See now THAT"S whats up!!!! This is waaaay better than my plan to win the lottery! If you can get me a sit down you get 10%. I am the last blackman even close to the type of flavor-flav ignorant that it would take to captivate a nation..
I see me saying clever things like"I believe Cynthia has given me the clap" or "Why can't any of these ho's fry a chicken?" I would even have an occasion police chase
Someone call daburg and see if we can use Flavor of Splooge....

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THEREFORE: Donny Long wants kinky buttsex with Fayner. Yes???

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You seem a little angry and judgemental... I have three tats that won awards at a national convention of tattoo artists and although I've been to jail more than once, never prison..

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I want to help, not flame so whats the root of your anger?

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Are you afraid that your girl might experience the above scenario for the price of the money she got from you for "PRADA SHOES"? or do you drive a minivan

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Why not go the the path we all ponder when we are down, gyspy as a sugar momma?

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Okay Pop I am willing to consider this "Plan C", but first I hoped you might help me out with "Plan B" I want you to test out my new RONCO(tm.) Home Vasectomy Kit pat.pend. For two payments of $19.99 I will send you a box with a piece of broken glass and some thread inside... If that does'nt work out then we take a look at "Plan C" deal?

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You seem a little angry and judgemental... I have three tats that won awards at a national convention of tattoo artists and although I've been to jail more than once, never prison..

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No, I was trying to help a brother out. If your going to use a pic with your skinny head that's got a shaka zulu nose plucked down right in the middle of it. Who's got a slight but onerous look of disgust and confusion nontheless, I would try to add a little bit of humor explaining it. That way, the women might not be afraid to call for fear of being mugged.

Would you call a black man out of the completely random pickings of craigslist who had a look on his face like he was tired of the man lying to him and putting him in jail? People do it, but everyone knows calling a hooker out of craiglist is a little dangerous. Expressing that danger on your face right in the ad, you need to counter that shit somehow if you're gonna get calls I bet.

Some of the tattoos like better than most. But, come on, that one on your neck. That's a jail house tat.

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I want to help, not flame so whats the root of your anger?

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Gia and I were the only ones who tried to help.

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There is nothing wrong with driving a minivan. My girl won't even do anal. No way she's gonna call a hooker off craigslist who's looking at the camera like he resents you.

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..... Ok I apologize, I told you this whole internet prostitution thing has me feelin'..... all prickly....I'm sorry dude

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Okay Pop I am willing to consider this "Plan C", but first I hoped you might help me out with "Plan B" I want you to test out my new RONCO(tm.) Home Vasectomy Kit pat.pend. For two payments of $19.99 I will send you a box with a piece of broken glass and some thread inside... If that does'nt work out then we take a look at "Plan C" deal?

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Gypsy would be a bad sugar mama. She likes to shop too much. She'd spend 7K at Dior on herself and bring you back something, but when you open the box, it's just a Dior keychain. You can't even return that shit for cash. Accessories always final sale.

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Actually I'd only give them the samples they would hand out when I would buy some make up from them, ya know the facial creams and shit, men can use that too.
I would never ever take care of any body, if you cant take care of me, and I have to take care of myself, dont think you're getting anything from me.
Gia you know me toooooooo well.
And I hate to buy shit on final sale....just in case I want to wear it and return it so I dont have to wear the same thing again.

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Gypsy would be a bad sugar mama. She likes to shop too much. She'd spend 7K at Dior on herself and bring you back something, but when you open the box, it's just a Dior keychain. You can't even return that shit for cash. Accessories always final sale.

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Actually I'd only give them the samples they would hand out when I would buy some make up from them, ya know the facial creams and shit, men can use that too.
I would never ever take care of any body, if you cant take care of me, and I have to take care of myself, dont think you're getting anything from me.
Gia you know me toooooooo well.
And I hate to buy shit on final sale....just in case I want to wear it and return it so I dont have to wear the same thing again.

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Actually, these are Bishop's real career oppotunities:

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Hey Khan,how's it going? I've always meant to ask you,what happened between you and your mother that has made you so angry at women? p.s. .... ahem er um I don't appear anywhere in that photo of L.A. county jail's "B-block"

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Swing down and I melt the chocolate... ahem, then ummm YOU melt the chocolate

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just in case I want to wear it and return it so I dont have to wear the same thing again.

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just in case I want to wear it and return it so I dont have to wear the same thing again.

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^ "Waste of humanity" defined.

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^^Dont, all you have to do is read the posts. I hate that term noob, wtf cares, come in proper and who cares about post count? Egos on the net, fucking retards. (not speaking of you)

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Never, this smartt gyrl has always worked, same job my dear, same job.

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Good Morning Jerkoff

From: RenfieldGyps

I'd love to play back and forth w/you all day but I have to go to work.
I love you too.
XOXOXOXOXO INFINITY -------- <me and you, you in front of course.






What does this mean? What are you trying to say? There is always a point to what we say although sometimes its harder to figure out then say what to wear or what youd like for breakfast, stop acting like a cold hearted bitch.

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Never, this smartt gyrl has always worked, same job my dear, same job.

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Then it's time for you to get some rest You have earned it... I know a way for you to get all the rest you need!!!!!

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Stop PM'ing me, I dont appreciate coming on and finding dirty messages from you and telling me to fuck you and giving me your number. Posting PM's is beneath my standards Mr. Monkey and you should be ashamed of yourself, I wrote you that cause you have nothing to do all day and want to play back and forth, I dont want to clutter the board anymore, I will not be responding anymore and if you notice, no one responds, Im sure they are all just as bored with this shit as I am, please refrain from calling me, lose my number.

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OOookay then.Let's play pretend
Let's pretend I have anything private to say to you..
Let's pretend ANYBODY wants you..
Let's pretend you have a dick...
Let's pretend that would help you with the ladies
Let's pretend you keep coming here by choice and NOT because no one will interract with you who can actually see you... AND NOW THE BIGGEST LEAP...
Let's pretend you would have STANDARDS
I believe I have been awfully accommadating so let's pretend one time for me...
Let's pretend the gun is NOT loaded while you PRETEND to BLOW YOUR HEROIN AND OREO COOKIE ADDLED BRAINS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALL! (Google R.Bud Dwyer for detailed instructions)I have faith you will do the right thing

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My message about PM'ing was to Monkey but you're so fucking ignorant you cant follow suit of comments. Unless you're Monkey (no pun intended , whom I kidding )

I wont respond to you anymore, you fail at life and at annoying me, you are just boring. Im sure others are bored, except the usual suspects, like this is new to me. HA!
Stop using my tax money to keep your son in cereal and lunchables and pay the ex mamma, you dirty bum.

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Okay I'll send you the pics of my cock but I'll be expecting prompt payment

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Stop PM'ing me, I dont appreciate coming on and finding dirty messages from you and telling me to fuck you and giving me your number. Posting PM's is beneath my standards Mr. Monkey and you should be ashamed of yourself, I wrote you that cause you have nothing to do all day and want to play back and forth, I dont want to clutter the board anymore, I will not be responding anymore and if you notice, no one responds, Im sure they are all just as bored with this shit as I am, please refrain from calling me, lose my number.

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But you really do have to learn how to use the quote function you beautiful, giantic,sexy, awful,amazingly breathtaking hideous ghoulish creation of sexiness.

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I've had way better people in here actually beat me down

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Stop PM'ing me, I dont appreciate coming on and finding dirty messages from you and telling me to fuck you and giving me your number. Posting PM's is beneath my standards Mr. Monkey and you should be ashamed of yourself, I wrote you that cause you have nothing to do all day and want to play back and forth, I dont want to clutter the board anymore, I will not be responding anymore and if you notice, no one responds, Im sure they are all just as bored with this shit as I am, please refrain from calling me, lose my number.

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But you really do have to learn how to use the quote function you beautiful, giantic,sexy, awful,amazingly breathtaking hideous ghoulish creation of sexiness.

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One last time before I go away for the weekend...I didnt need to use the quote function as I addressed you by name (Mr. Monkey), but I can see the confusion and see why the Bitch would respond and all, seeing as he didnt learn to walk upright yet. And you are just as loveable you smelly bastard.

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I'll get back to minding my business.

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I'll get back to minding my business.

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By business do you mean selling yourself on Craigslist?

Any takers yet?

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This thread was supposed to help me write the add that I was going to post.I thought it would be fun to come back and tell you all how it turned out but since cockroaches have crawled out from the baseboards and derailed it I've lost interest,besides I've been paid for sex upwards of 300 times check the shelves at your video store

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