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#409409 - 03/24/09 10:02 AM
Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What’s the matter, got nothing to add? Finally admitting your bitchdom? Or are you still picking yourself and your teeth off the floor?
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#409410 - 03/24/09 10:37 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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LOL - I'm sure you really believe that shit. You're almost as bad as Loucypher when it comes to pathetically trying to "save face" no matter how obviously outclassed you are. Almost everything you say is sooo fucking weak.
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#409411 - 03/24/09 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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LOL - I'm sure you really believe that shit. You're almost as bad as Loucypher when it comes to pathetically trying to "save face" no matter how obviously outclassed you are. Almost everything you say is sooo fucking weak.
weak like your blown out rectum? or weak like the lies about your education? listen bitch, everyone here knows you're begging for this. well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.
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#409412 - 03/24/09 11:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Is this some sort of reverse Loopnode's Nazi Honeys thread? Also, I don't feel like scrolling back to see if anyone posted a Barbara Streisand pic. My dad's a huge fan. Surely, he'd love to know that I honored him somehow on a porn board.
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#409413 - 03/24/09 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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No Gia, it's his faggotty way of paying tribute to electro's nose. Yes, we all know it's extremely gay to have a crush on an online whore, but there you go.
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#409415 - 03/24/09 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You don't sing me love songs...
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#409416 - 03/24/09 11:45 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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"Send in the clowns" is more appropriate.
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#409417 - 03/24/09 11:49 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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weak like your blown out rectum? or weak like the lies about your education? listen bitch, everyone here knows you're begging for this. well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.
No, just weak like the line "weak like your blown out rectum". Exactly how is it that a blown out rectum is weak? I'm sure even you don't think it's supposed to mean something, but I'm just checking. Saying I have a "blown out rectum" is like saying I have a stubbed toe or a broken elbow. It doesn't mean anything. It's not a real insult because you just made it up out of thin air based on nothing.
Why do you think I'm lying about my education when, afterall, it was I who recently educated you about what MIXED METAPHORS? Remember how you kept repeating the same idiotic mistake and I took time out of my day to TRY and help you?
Now let's deal with the 3rd grade level sentence: well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.
This needs to be broken into two sentences ("well you got it" being sentence #1). You need a comma after "Well". You need a coma after "now". Handprint is one word (not "hand print"). And here we go with again with something made up out of thin air because you couldn't think of anything else to say. I have a "handprint that's inflamed across my face". Okey dokey! And you have skid mark on your forehead! See, it doesn't really sting if it's just made up. Lastly, you're fantacizing that you're dishing out a beating. Have you ever read "The Secrest Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber? It's about a nobody who copes with his boring life by fantacizing about doing exciting, impossible things. You should REALLY check it out.
If you want your next attempt at "saving face" to be less pathetic, you're really going to have concentrate and work harder.
Bye dummy!
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#409418 - 03/24/09 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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weak. is that the best you have, to correct my grammar? why not correct the impression that everyone has of you being a cum sucking homo? no? I thought not. why not correct the impression everyone has of you being an uneducated liar? no? thought not. weak.
go ahead and try to claim some sort of high ground, but it's too late. everyone here already knows the only point you have resides at the top of your skull and that the only good that will ever come from you is when you finally begin to fertilize the dirt that covers you.
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#409419 - 03/24/09 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yes, we all know it's extremely gay to have a crush on an online whore ....
 It IS!?!?!?!!?!??
Awww, come on, there must be exceptions to this; In fact, Fuck "exception", this is the Age of the Internets..... Twilight of the age of Aquarius, the dawning of the age of Cyberlingus. People now actually, seriously DATE over the internet and have Skype Sex. The military in Iraq now has buidlings with private rooms and secure internet online connections so that married servicemen and women may Skype-call their significant other and have intimate conversation/interaction, lasting up to 90 minutes, to help alleviate loneliness and lack of intimacy from being apart for so long. If anyone uses or has used Skype, then you know how cool it is and how good the connection quality is. Cybersex received a much-needed boost when skype materialized with what it offers....never before have webcam girls' Vaginas been so clearly visible and easy to see as they are now on Skype.
That is the reality of the world we live in today. You have websites like E-Harmony, Match.com and the like devoted to finding good mates for subscribers. You can buy and see ANYTHING online.....well, if finding certain whores I have met here at XPT attractive or worthy of receiving Burg-style debauchery is "gay", then either I am a fag or you need to see if there are not in fact, worse crimes being perpetrated by worse offenders on this offensive website.
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#409420 - 03/24/09 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Sure, I'll make an exception for everyone but Coke. Much like his ignorance his faggotry knows no bounds.
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#409423 - 03/24/09 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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"everyone" refers to everyone on earth, bitch. much like your now profusely bleeding ass, your homosexuality is apparent to "everyone".
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#409424 - 03/24/09 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Vizzle: Quote:
Where's a gas chamber when you need one?
Dude, I like your posts and all, but this...
/fail.
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#409428 - 03/25/09 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Thanks to this thread I have recieved tons of "fan mail" and 1, count that 1 "job offer". Thread still sucks. Coke if you really wanna win me over I suggest you: A. Go in to a verbal smackdown with Mr. Cypher AND WIN.  B. Jump in front of a train. Was that train or bus?. Oh well either will do. 
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#409431 - 03/25/09 06:31 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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You hardly talk to me anymore, when you come through that door at the end of the day...
And you can probably add me to your little list. Though it's more Italian than Jewish, if your really keeping score.
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#409434 - 03/25/09 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Address?
I'll be the one outside your window  .
edit: Stop Jeff, were making Coke jealous!  IN HIS OWN THREAD!
Edited by electrostatic (03/25/09 07:23 PM)
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#409435 - 03/25/09 07:22 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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About 20 minutes due South.
edit: Coke's welcome to come along, as long as he's hold'n.
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#409440 - 03/25/09 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#409441 - 03/25/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You look like a Russian peasant.
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#409442 - 03/25/09 11:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#409443 - 03/25/09 11:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You've also plucked your eyebrows out and drawn them back in with a sharpie. Tweak and obsess much?
I'm thinking your children would be better off without you. (For once I agree with CPS)
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#409445 - 03/26/09 12:12 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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You look like Gina Gershon in that pic which certainly isn't a bad thing. But Bornyo is right about the eyebrows. A general rule of thumb: Whatever Taylor Rain does, do the opposite.
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#409451 - 04/26/09 03:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#409452 - 05/17/09 05:10 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I just saw Anna Wintour being interviewed on '60 Minutes' and noticed she has a nose shaped like a hawk's beak (you can't really tell from this pic). Sure enough! She's Jewish. The original family name was probably Wintorstein of Wintschitz.
The Jews really have all areas of the media covered: fashion, porn, politics, business, gardening.....
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#409457 - 05/17/09 11:23 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Gene Simmons
His real name is Chaim Witz. Jesus H Christ, with that name he must be more Jewish/more liberal than Diane Feinstein and Barbara Levy Boxer put together.
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#409458 - 05/17/09 11:37 PM
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