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#409359 - 03/22/09 02:48 AM Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409360 - 03/22/09 02:50 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409361 - 03/22/09 02:57 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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pre-nose job





post-nose job
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#409362 - 03/22/09 03:02 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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"NO ONE PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!"


pre-nose job





post-nose job
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#409363 - 03/22/09 03:22 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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The noses that gave all of America's nuclear bomb secrets to the Soviet Union (and great liberal heroes!).


Julius and Ethyl Rosenberg (these two got the chair - Zzzzt)





Robert Oppenheimer




Ted Hall (real name Ted Holtzberg)
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#409364 - 03/22/09 05:01 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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My only problem is that you keep forgetting ANNIE!




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#409365 - 03/22/09 05:09 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Jew are so beautiful to me, can't you see.......




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#409366 - 03/22/09 05:17 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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My only problem is that you keep forgetting ANNIE!





Anne was a dyke. In her diary she fantacizes about having a girlfriend to smooch with. If she had lived she could have led the ACLU or written for the NY Times.
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#409367 - 03/22/09 07:13 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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OMG! There is such an anal laboratory feel to this thread. :creepy:

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#409368 - 03/22/09 06:17 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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The only Jewish nose in the NBA:

David Stern - Commissoner of Basketball






The only Jewish nose in the NHL:

Gary Bettman - Commissioner of Hockey







The only Jewish nose in major league baseball:

Bud Selig - Commissoner of Baseball


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#409369 - 03/23/09 04:06 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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This thread is worthless without some PW's with jew noses... Good luck Coke... Thread sucks.
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#409370 - 03/23/09 04:34 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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The private fan mail is rolling in. The response has been overwelming.
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#409371 - 03/23/09 04:44 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409372 - 03/23/09 05:26 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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nose destroyers of the economy!

















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#409373 - 03/23/09 05:37 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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How can these noses be everywhere? They are only 1.4% of the US population?
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#409374 - 03/23/09 06:08 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Who wants to look at Karl Marx and a bunch of Treasury officials -- where are the crooked nosed porn girls? Or have they all had nose jobs

One of the first volumes of A&B Gang Bang had a girl with an unbelievable long/crooked nose who got absolutely plastered in cum. Any tips to which volume and who the chick is would be great.
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#409375 - 03/23/09 06:16 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Where's a gas chamber when you need one?

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#409376 - 03/23/09 06:21 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Who wants to look at Karl Marx and a bunch of Treasury officials -- where are the crooked nosed porn girls? Or have they all had nose jobs

One of the first volumes of A&B Gang Bang had a girl with an unbelievable long/crooked nose who got absolutely plastered in cum. Any tips to which volume and who the chick is would be great.





Hold on now, Coke has an "anal laboratory" type hard-on for electro, sure it's boring to watch now, but this won't end well for him. It will be entertainment gold for us.

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#409377 - 03/23/09 08:03 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Where's a gas chamber when you need one?






Naw shave her head and keep her for a fuck toy !
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#409378 - 03/23/09 12:29 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Where's a gas chamber when you need one?









Naw shave her head and keep her for a fuck toy !



Then I will be like Britney. Trainwreck mommy with a shaved head! LoL. I've considered it. Ot gets hot in the summer here in L.A..





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#409379 - 03/23/09 12:33 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Where's a gas chamber when you need one?









Naw shave her head and keep her for a fuck toy !



Then I will be like Britney. Trainwreck mommy with a shaved head! LoL. I've considered it. Ot gets hot in the summer here in L.A..




Well look who finally rolled out of bed! Kids wouldn't stop screaming so you decided to get up, eh?

I will give you this, you're cute. I may staple a copy of your pic to the hooker's face tonight before I choke her out. Snoogins.
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#409380 - 03/23/09 02:47 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Hold on now, Coke has an "anal laboratory" type hard-on for electro, sure it's boring to watch now, but this won't end well for him. It will be entertainment gold for us.



^ He's right, from what I understand now. It's gonna be great. Keep em coming Cokenose.

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Is this why you changed your original avatar? Did you fear I'd find out what YOU look like?


Edited by electrostatic (03/23/09 03:20 PM)
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#409381 - 03/23/09 04:34 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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"I will give you this, you're cute."

Ain't she though. She would look so purty snuggled up in my crotch ! lol
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#409382 - 03/23/09 07:17 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409383 - 03/23/09 08:27 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Hold on now, Coke has an "anal laboratory" type hard-on for electro, sure it's boring to watch now, but this won't end well for him. It will be entertainment gold for us.



^ He's right, from what I understand now. It's gonna be great. Keep em coming Cokenose.

EDIT:

Is this why you changed your original avatar? Did you fear I'd find out what YOU look like?






That guy you think is so ugly happens to be married to Jenna Jameson. His name is Tito Ortiz.


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#409384 - 03/23/09 08:30 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Vizzle wrote:Where's a gas chamber when you need one?

I thought she was Mexican and something else though, I dont think she looks like a jew, she is cute though. I deleted the pic, Im referring to Electro.


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#409385 - 03/23/09 08:47 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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jew noses from the golden age of porn


Harry Reems (real name Herbert Streicher)




Annie Sprinkle (real name Ellen F. Steinberg)




the Hedgehog


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#409386 - 03/23/09 08:52 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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jew nose money changers/profiteers of porn




Al Goldstein
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#409387 - 03/23/09 09:00 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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jew noses on bodies appearing half human / half animal



Dennis Hof - half human / half pig




Mark "the Groundhog" Spiegler (self-explanatory)
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#409388 - 03/23/09 09:37 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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porn jews actually born in Israel


Daphne Rosen





Nicole Moore
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#409389 - 03/24/09 02:03 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Nina Hartley (Hartman) - nose job?


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#409390 - 03/24/09 02:19 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Heather Pink


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#409391 - 03/24/09 02:23 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Savannah Stern

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#409392 - 03/24/09 02:29 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Shy Love



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#409393 - 03/24/09 02:32 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Seymore Butts (Glasser)

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#409394 - 03/24/09 02:34 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Aja

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#409395 - 03/24/09 02:57 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Seymore Butts (Glasser)




I always liked her, wonder if they are still together. She was very cute and I liked her in her regular clothes.

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#409396 - 03/24/09 05:53 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Seymore Butts (Glasser)




I always liked her, wonder if they are still together. She was very cute and I liked her in her regular clothes.




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#409397 - 03/24/09 07:00 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409398 - 03/24/09 07:11 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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He was Greek, brainiac. Another good one from Hav2cit!

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#409399 - 03/24/09 07:12 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Looks like a jew nose to me, jew.

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#409400 - 03/24/09 07:15 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Looks like a jew nose to me, jew.





omg, you racist !!
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#409401 - 03/24/09 07:19 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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omg, you racist !!




I guess it depends how bad you think it is to call someone a jew, so you would know better than I.

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#409402 - 03/24/09 09:06 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Looks like a jew nose to me, jew.




I just ran this past Abe Foxman at the Anti-Defamation League. He has certified that Hav2shit is an anti-semite.


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#409403 - 03/24/09 09:12 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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By run by, you must mean you sucked your own cum from his rectum. Feltcher!

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#409404 - 03/24/09 09:13 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Vanessa Welch - half jew / half cuban

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#409405 - 03/24/09 09:22 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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another Jew nose porn profiteer

Reuben Sturman - "the Bill Gates of porn" - dead
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#409406 - 03/24/09 09:26 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Jew nose Rabbi busted for kiddy porn


Rabbi Juda Mintz
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#409407 - 03/24/09 09:34 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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By run by, you must mean you sucked your own cum from his rectum. Feltcher!






So "run by" can mean "sucking cum" from a rectum? Now I understand why your so witty. It's your amazing ability to connect the dots. No one else would have been quick or smart enough to make that connection. You're a wit machine!


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#409408 - 03/24/09 09:38 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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you're a cum sucking machine, feltcher. Every day and in every way you make yourself more and more my bitch. You feel that? That's the back of my hand, now pick yourself up off the floor and resume shining my steel toed boots with your colon.

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#409409 - 03/24/09 10:02 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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What’s the matter, got nothing to add? Finally admitting your bitchdom? Or are you still picking yourself and your teeth off the floor?

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#409410 - 03/24/09 10:37 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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LOL - I'm sure you really believe that shit. You're almost as bad as Loucypher when it comes to pathetically trying to "save face" no matter how obviously outclassed you are. Almost everything you say is sooo fucking weak.
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#409411 - 03/24/09 10:45 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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LOL - I'm sure you really believe that shit. You're almost as bad as Loucypher when it comes to pathetically trying to "save face" no matter how obviously outclassed you are. Almost everything you say is sooo fucking weak.




weak like your blown out rectum? or weak like the lies about your education? listen bitch, everyone here knows you're begging for this. well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.

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#409412 - 03/24/09 11:15 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Is this some sort of reverse Loopnode's Nazi Honeys thread? Also, I don't feel like scrolling back to see if anyone posted a Barbara Streisand pic. My dad's a huge fan. Surely, he'd love to know that I honored him somehow on a porn board.
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#409413 - 03/24/09 11:20 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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No Gia, it's his faggotty way of paying tribute to electro's nose. Yes, we all know it's extremely gay to have a crush on an online whore, but there you go.

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#409414 - 03/24/09 11:39 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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.... Barbara Streisand ..... My dad's a huge fan. Surely, he'd love to know that I honored him somehow on a porn board.




Just bring him some flowers next time you see him.....
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#409415 - 03/24/09 11:41 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You don't sing me love songs...
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#409416 - 03/24/09 11:45 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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"Send in the clowns" is more appropriate.
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#409417 - 03/24/09 11:49 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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weak like your blown out rectum? or weak like the lies about your education? listen bitch, everyone here knows you're begging for this. well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.







No, just weak like the line "weak like your blown out rectum". Exactly how is it that a blown out rectum is weak? I'm sure even you don't think it's supposed to mean something, but I'm just checking. Saying I have a "blown out rectum" is like saying I have a stubbed toe or a broken elbow. It doesn't mean anything. It's not a real insult because you just made it up out of thin air based on nothing.

Why do you think I'm lying about my education when, afterall, it was I who recently educated you about what MIXED METAPHORS? Remember how you kept repeating the same idiotic mistake and I took time out of my day to TRY and help you?

Now let's deal with the 3rd grade level sentence: well you got it, now massage the hand print that's inflamed across your face, get up, and take your beating like the whiny cunt we all know you to be.

This needs to be broken into two sentences ("well you got it" being sentence #1). You need a comma after "Well". You need a coma after "now". Handprint is one word (not "hand print"). And here we go with again with something made up out of thin air because you couldn't think of anything else to say. I have a "handprint that's inflamed across my face". Okey dokey! And you have skid mark on your forehead! See, it doesn't really sting if it's just made up. Lastly, you're fantacizing that you're dishing out a beating. Have you ever read "The Secrest Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber? It's about a nobody who copes with his boring life by fantacizing about doing exciting, impossible things. You should REALLY check it out.

If you want your next attempt at "saving face" to be less pathetic, you're really going to have concentrate and work harder.



Bye dummy!



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#409418 - 03/24/09 11:58 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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weak. is that the best you have, to correct my grammar? why not correct the impression that everyone has of you being a cum sucking homo? no? I thought not. why not correct the impression everyone has of you being an uneducated liar? no? thought not. weak.

go ahead and try to claim some sort of high ground, but it's too late. everyone here already knows the only point you have resides at the top of your skull and that the only good that will ever come from you is when you finally begin to fertilize the dirt that covers you.

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#409419 - 03/24/09 12:04 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Yes, we all know it's extremely gay to have a crush on an online whore ....


It IS!?!?!?!!?!??

Awww, come on, there must be exceptions to this; In fact, Fuck "exception", this is the Age of the Internets..... Twilight of the age of Aquarius, the dawning of the age of Cyberlingus. People now actually, seriously DATE over the internet and have Skype Sex. The military in Iraq now has buidlings with private rooms and secure internet online connections so that married servicemen and women may Skype-call their significant other and have intimate conversation/interaction, lasting up to 90 minutes, to help alleviate loneliness and lack of intimacy from being apart for so long. If anyone uses or has used Skype, then you know how cool it is and how good the connection quality is. Cybersex received a much-needed boost when skype materialized with what it offers....never before have webcam girls' Vaginas been so clearly visible and easy to see as they are now on Skype.

That is the reality of the world we live in today. You have websites like E-Harmony, Match.com and the like devoted to finding good mates for subscribers. You can buy and see ANYTHING online.....well, if finding certain whores I have met here at XPT attractive or worthy of receiving Burg-style debauchery is "gay", then either I am a fag or you need to see if there are not in fact, worse crimes being perpetrated by worse offenders on this offensive website.
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#409420 - 03/24/09 12:11 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
have2cit Offline
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Sure, I'll make an exception for everyone but Coke. Much like his ignorance his faggotry knows no bounds.

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#409421 - 03/24/09 12:23 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
have2cit Offline
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Now he's going to chastise me because faggotry isn't a real word. Nevermind disputing the charge. Oh no, what ever will I do?

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#409422 - 03/24/09 12:28 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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weak. is that the best you have, to correct my grammar? why not correct the impression that everyone has of you being a cum sucking homo? no? I thought not. why not correct the impression everyone has of you being an uneducated liar? no? thought not. weak.




Right, if "everyone" refers to my current stable of bitches, a few bitch prospects and electro. You are not now qualified or educated enough to properly post on a porn message board. I'm trying to help you out of pure altruism.
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#409423 - 03/24/09 12:31 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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"everyone" refers to everyone on earth, bitch. much like your now profusely bleeding ass, your homosexuality is apparent to "everyone".

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#409424 - 03/24/09 01:58 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Vizzle:

Quote:

Where's a gas chamber when you need one?




Dude, I like your posts and all, but this...

/fail.
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#409425 - 03/24/09 02:12 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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electrostatic
Quote:

This thread is worthless without some PW's with jew noses... Good luck Coke... Thread sucks.




Coke may be a bottom dwelling, sack swinging, colon colada swilling faggot, but if theres one thing he can do it's take instruction. Electro calls him out on lack of PW's with Jew nose and on the very next page what do we have... "Porn Jews actually born in Israel".

Talk about a hate thread blowing up in your face..lol
Your target is calling the shots, puppet.
Maybe think before you post, yes?

Electro... maybe suggest he jump in front of a bus or some such shit, ya know, just for fun. See what happens and all?.

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#409426 - 03/24/09 02:48 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

Vizzle:

Quote:

Where's a gas chamber when you need one?




Dude, I like your posts and all, but this...

/fail.




C'mon, what good is a thread about Jews, in the Cage, without one gas chamber joke? It would be like a thread about blacks without the n-word, and that's just plain silly.
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#409427 - 03/24/09 09:43 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409428 - 03/25/09 09:32 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Thanks to this thread I have recieved tons of "fan mail" and 1, count that 1 "job offer". Thread still sucks. Coke if you really wanna win me over I suggest you:

A. Go in to a verbal smackdown with Mr. Cypher AND WIN.

B. Jump in front of a train. Was that train or bus?. Oh well either will do.
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#409429 - 03/25/09 09:41 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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^


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#409430 - 03/25/09 03:27 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

^




I didn't expect anything else from you.
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#409431 - 03/25/09 06:31 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You hardly talk to me anymore, when you come through that door at the end of the day...


And you can probably add me to your little list. Though it's more Italian than Jewish, if your really keeping score.
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#409432 - 03/25/09 06:36 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

You hardly talk to me anymore, when you come through that door at the end of the day...





Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?


Quote:

And you can probably add me to your little list. Though it's more Italian than Jewish, if your really keeping score.




Post pic!
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#409433 - 03/25/09 07:14 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:


Post pic!




Why not just come take one of your own?

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#409434 - 03/25/09 07:18 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
electrostatic Offline
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Address?

I'll be the one outside your window .




edit: Stop Jeff, were making Coke jealous! IN HIS OWN THREAD!


Edited by electrostatic (03/25/09 07:23 PM)
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#409435 - 03/25/09 07:22 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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About 20 minutes due South.

edit: Coke's welcome to come along, as long as he's hold'n.
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#409436 - 03/25/09 08:25 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:



About 20 minutes due South.

edit: Coke's welcome to come along, as long as he's hold'n.




He's NOT WELCOME!

Here Joke Stevenson wank to this:


Blurry but not too bad considering the schnoz. I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?

Jeff post a goddamn pic! I need new stroke material!



Edited by electrostatic (03/25/09 08:28 PM)
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#409437 - 03/25/09 08:43 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?...




Very cute, e.

Offer still stands.
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#409438 - 03/25/09 09:02 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
Mark_J Offline
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that doesn't even look like her- she's doing that cutesy hiding behind the blurcam thing girls do. in reality she's not that sinister looking. she needs to post an angle that includes her bouncy +2's like i told her, but no.. she just fights her puppet strings.

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#409439 - 03/25/09 09:14 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

in reality she's not that sinister looking.



Now, that, that's some creepy shit!

p.s. Jeff is hot!


Edited by electrostatic (03/25/09 09:14 PM)
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#409440 - 03/25/09 09:39 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

look out your window dummy.



He's totally . What a Ted. Nice try Mark but I quoted you.




I knew this thread was worthless then I realized

wasnt even mentioned!


Way to go Coke!
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#409441 - 03/25/09 10:50 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You look like a Russian peasant.

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#409442 - 03/25/09 11:39 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses......... *DELETED*
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#409443 - 03/25/09 11:48 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You've also plucked your eyebrows out and drawn them back in with a sharpie. Tweak and obsess much?
I'm thinking your children would be better off without you. (For once I agree with CPS)

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#409444 - 03/26/09 12:02 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You've also plucked your eyebrows out and drawn them back in with a sharpie. Tweak and obsess much?
I'm thinking your children would be better off without you. (For once I agree with CPS)




Bornyo, you are the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the 'neglectful tweaking mom' stuff.

Yes Unknown, I stole your material again but it's really the only way to describe it.

I deleted my post because I thought it was oversharing.
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#409445 - 03/26/09 12:12 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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You look like Gina Gershon in that pic which certainly isn't a bad thing. But Bornyo is right about the eyebrows. A general rule of thumb: Whatever Taylor Rain does, do the opposite.
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#409446 - 03/26/09 12:25 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

You look like Gina Gershon in that pic which certainly isn't a bad thing. But Bornyo is right about the eyebrows. A general rule of thumb: Whatever Taylor Rain does, do the opposite.




Yea? I can think of a few things Taylor's done that I wouldn't mind trying with electrostatic.
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#409447 - 03/26/09 12:45 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Coke, HOW DARE YOU FORGET...





EDIT:
Another one you forgot...





Not a jew but his nose is worthy of this thread...


Edited by electrostatic (03/26/09 01:01 AM)
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#409448 - 03/26/09 01:52 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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A double, but I like the pic...
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#409449 - 03/26/09 11:32 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Note to self: Whatever Taylor Rain does, do the opposite.
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#409450 - 03/28/09 03:13 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409451 - 04/26/09 03:03 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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From "Pet Peeves" thread, Coke asked:
Quote:

Electro, did you have a Bat Mitzvah?




This is more appropriate place to discuss jewiness, and the answer to your Q is, No.



I think ^this might be too much for teh Coke to handle...



L'Chayim!<3,
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#409452 - 05/17/09 05:10 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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I just saw Anna Wintour being interviewed on '60 Minutes' and noticed she has a nose shaped like a hawk's beak (you can't really tell from this pic). Sure enough! She's Jewish. The original family name was probably Wintorstein of Wintschitz.

The Jews really have all areas of the media covered: fashion, porn, politics, business, gardening.....



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#409453 - 05/17/09 06:23 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409454 - 05/17/09 06:44 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409455 - 05/17/09 06:46 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409456 - 05/17/09 06:47 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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#409457 - 05/17/09 11:23 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Gene Simmons


His real name is Chaim Witz. Jesus H Christ, with that name he must be more Jewish/more liberal than Diane Feinstein and Barbara Levy Boxer put together.





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#409458 - 05/17/09 11:37 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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I just saw Anna Wintour being interviewed on '60 Minutes' and noticed she has a nose shaped like a hawk's beak (you can't really tell from this pic). Sure enough! She's Jewish. The original family name was probably Wintorstein of Wintschitz.

The Jews really have all areas of the media covered: fashion, porn, politics, business, gardening.....








I fucking heart that woman.
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#409459 - 05/18/09 05:39 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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For a second there I got scared...
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#409460 - 05/18/09 08:15 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

Gene Simmons


His real name is Chaim Witz. Jesus H Christ, with that name he must be more Jewish/more liberal than Diane Feinstein and Barbara Levy Boxer put together.










Good one. Spotted him on his reality show doing a segment with his daughter at a Marine boot camp. The daughter was more physical than him, total waste IMO. He ended up with Shannon Tweed!!!

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#409461 - 05/18/09 09:21 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Gene Simmons(Chaim Witz) is not the only Jewish member of Kiss. Not by a long shot.



Paul Stanley's real name is...drumroll.....STANLEY HARVEY EISEN! WTF!

Hey, let's all go to the Kiss concert and headbang with metal gods Stanley and Chaim! Originally I think the band name was Kitsch - then Kitz - and finally Kiss. Now you know why they try to milk every last penny from the band name with merchandising: Kiss credit cards, Kiss toilet seats, Kiss coffins etc. Fuckin' jewboys.






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#409462 - 05/30/10 11:33 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Has anyone caught the laughable history channel series "The Story of US" put out by lefty jew kook Oliver Stone (real surname SILVERSTEIN)? It's packed with lefty jew commentators (Michael Douglas, Aaron Sorkin, Michael Bloomberg ETC) talking about events of the American Revolutin, Plymouth Colony ETC in the first person. For example, "we killed Indians" or "we were sick of paying taxes to England". Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. These kikes just don't get it. They are just visiting. A very specific ethnic group founded this country. Their kind, the hooknoses, have done everything they can to weaken and secularize OUR country out of self-interest every since we dumb enough to let them in.
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#409463 - 05/30/10 11:44 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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A very specific ethnic group founded this country. Their kind, the hooknoses, have done everything they can to weaken and secularize OUR country out of self-interest every since we dumb enough to let them in.




Hilarious!
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#409464 - 05/30/10 11:47 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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you guys forgot the wizard of schnoze

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#409465 - 05/30/10 02:44 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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I knocked one out today to a hot MILFy Jewess, Melissa Monet. Is that Razanschaden, Coke? BTW, what is Coke's opinion of Der Furrier? I am one of those who believe that Der Furrier made his way on those mean streets of Vienna by hustling tricks, sucking Jewish cocks for a few pfennigs, and accepting the role of the power bottom, even riding reverse cowgirl to earn a kroner to fill his rumbling belly.

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#409466 - 05/30/10 06:41 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Quote:

Quote:

A very specific ethnic group founded this country. Their kind, the hooknoses, have done everything they can to weaken and secularize OUR country out of self-interest every since we dumb enough to let them in.




Hilarious!







Thanks, Drunky Drunkerton!
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#409467 - 05/30/10 06:50 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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I knocked one out today to a hot MILFy Jewess, Melissa Monet. Is that Razanschaden, Coke? BTW, what is Coke's opinion of Der Furrier? I am one of those who believe that Der Furrier made his way on those mean streets of Vienna by hustling tricks, sucking Jewish cocks for a few pfennigs, and accepting the role of the power bottom, even riding reverse cowgirl to earn a kroner to fill his rumbling belly.







I don't care if you rub one out to a jew. I just don't want her in a policy making position in the gov or to be given an influential media position. We know what her tendencies would be and why, don't we?


You made up the Hitler as a manwhore theory. I know because I read the book "Explaining Hitler" by jew Ron Rosenbaum. The jew traces the many different stories put out by Hitler's enemies during his lifetime. They include that he had his genitals bitten off by a goat as youth when he tried to piss down its throat on a dare and that he was born with micro-phallus (dick the size of a clit). My fav is the story that he was into scat and regularly made his teen niece shit on his face while jacking it (until she killed herself).
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#409468 - 05/30/10 07:29 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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The source for Hitler's alleged penchant for scat was a good German Aryan former Nazi, Otto Strasser. Gotta admit that taking golden and brown showers, or even just fucking, your sister's daughter (Angela "Geli" Raubal) is cheesy enough, but then Der Furrier murdered the poor young woman because she wanted to fuck some young stud who could get his dick hard in her pussy, without her having to squat over his face and take a shit. So Der Furrier was cuckolded some low-level functionary named Emil Maurice, because Der Furrier couldn't get niece Geli's pussy wet since she was disgusted by his perversions.

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#409469 - 05/30/10 07:45 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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I heard Hitler was a vegetarian as well. That sick evil fuck.
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#409470 - 05/30/10 07:57 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Der Furrier wasn't really a vegetarian, but the poison-dwarf Goebbels alleged as such in his bullshit propaganda to support the notion that Der Furrier was forgoing the luxury of meat as part of a false portrayal of Der Furrier as forgoing life's pleasures in pursuit of his duties. The truth is simply that Der Furrier consumed a meat in smaller quantities than people of his economic states because he feared that having a pot belly would tarnish his public image, and he apparently was quite a Mean Farting Machine and though that reduced meat intake would reduce the number of stinking farts that he blasted out his asshole on a constant basis.

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#409471 - 05/30/10 11:20 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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"though that reduced meat intake would reduce the number of stinking farts that he blasted out his asshole on a constant basis. "

maybe thats why some whores dont do anal?
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#409472 - 05/30/10 11:34 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Yeah, us vegetarians' shit don't stink.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#409473 - 05/31/10 01:20 AM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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But a lot of your posts do.
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#409474 - 06/28/10 06:52 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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This is the jewess who left 8 million to her dog and 1 million to her son. She sported the most obvious nose job since Courtney Love and Jennifer Grey (also jews). That unnatural button on her face is probably 1/4 the size of her original face hook.

Does this pic say 1000 words or what? She was all involved with putting wigs on her doggie heir. No wonder towelheads want to nuke us for harboring decadent jews.


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#409475 - 06/28/10 07:21 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Keep hearing that jugend Adolph was sexually traumatized when he was hustling tricks as a gay malewhore trying to earn that kroner on the mean streets of Vienna. What traumaatic event occurred in your life to cause you to hate Jews?

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#409476 - 06/28/10 07:28 PM Re: Ode To Jewish Noses.........
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Keep hearing that jugend Adolph was sexually traumatized when he was hustling tricks as a gay malewhore trying to earn that kroner on the mean streets of Vienna. What traumaatic event occurred in your life to cause you to hate Jews?






Doh!!! You really zinged me there! You're a genius!
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#409477 - 06/28/10 08:01 PM Re: Ode To Italian Noses.........
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Michael Imperioli:


Carlo Gambino:


Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro:


and Schnozzola himself:


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#409478 - 06/28/10 10:30 PM Re: Ode To Jew Noses.........
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There is such a thing as Italian Jews. They can be hard to place for a lot of people (not me). Telling the difference between a roman nose and the classic Jew hook nose can be tricky. The lines were blurred over the centuries as the Italian gene pool became corrupted with the blood of Moors (spooks), Jews and others. Examples of Italian Jew surnames include Rossi, Asti, Urbino and Tedeschi. Shy Love is half Sicilian Jew.
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#409479 - 06/29/10 12:59 AM Re: Ode To Jew Noses.........
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They can be hard to place for a lot of people (not me).




Seriously Coke, why do you care so much about who's a Jew and who's not?

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#409480 - 06/29/10 04:20 AM Re: Ode To Jew Noses.........
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The Sanhedrin convened last night and Mossad agents have been dispatched for a collection. Good news is that the Adolph Eichmann cell has been newly refurbished, and the new cook is into preparing the brisket Texas-style for the captives.

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