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#409278 - 03/21/09 10:00 PM Ballet class Porn idea
Kohana Offline
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I love ballerinas. In ballet class all of us girls are so pretty.

I had a girlfriend once and she used to pretend she was my teacher and giving me a ballet class and then we would make out.

That is a great idea for a porn I think. Obviously it would have to be high class glamour.

Plus I know proffesional ballerinas who are such openly sexual beings. When they travel to do the NUTCRACKER they come back and tell me of all the orgies they have had.

When I am intrioduced to ballet dancers boyfriends, they squeeze my ass and noone minds so I know they are highly sexed people.

Plus they have hot bodies.

They will have sex with anything and they talk about sex all the time, and its funny cause they look all virginal and pure but that is what makes them, so hot. They want sex. I think its cause they know they are perfect looking.


Edited by Kohana (03/21/09 10:04 PM)

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#409279 - 03/21/09 10:05 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
gia jordan Offline
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Yesssss! Everyone, this is my girl Kohana. Give her a warm welcome. She's not in the industry but she's absolutely smokin' hot. And smart.
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#409280 - 03/21/09 10:06 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Wanna makeout?
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#409281 - 03/21/09 11:14 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
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#409282 - 03/22/09 12:51 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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OP smells like a Gia Trolljan/chilled_strolli to me...

The nose knows...
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#409283 - 03/22/09 06:57 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

I love ballerinas. In ballet class all of us girls are so pretty.
I had a girlfriend once and she used to pretend she was my teacher and giving me a ballet class and then we would make out.
That is a great idea for a porn I think. Obviously it would have to be high class glamour.
Plus I know proffesional ballerinas who are such openly sexual beings. When they travel to do the NUTCRACKER they come back and tell me of all the orgies they have had.
When I am intrioduced to ballet dancers boyfriends, they squeeze my ass and noone minds so I know they are highly sexed people.
Plus they have hot bodies.
They will have sex with anything and they talk about sex all the time, and its funny cause they look all virginal and pure but that is what makes them, so hot. They want sex. I think its cause they know they are perfect looking.




Completely retarded and un-original post, except for the few words in bold, which piqued my interest. Or better, my dog's interest.

Are you up for that, smart girl?
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#409284 - 03/22/09 08:00 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Welcome Kohana. I'll tell you now, that most people on this board aren't going to be moved by any kind of porn that doesn't involve a blown out rectum, a 5 gallon bucket of urine, and a speculum. I have no problem watching hot chicks make out myself. Again welcome.

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#409285 - 03/22/09 04:48 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

I have no problem watching hot chicks make out myself.




H2C, for the record, I love to see hot chicks doing the nasty.

She just shouldn't write that they will have sex with anything. That raises expectations. And with it comes the sadness of disappointment....
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#409286 - 03/22/09 05:06 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
gia jordan Offline
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She said the ballerinas will have sex with anything. She didn't say she would. I'm still trying to figure out what her type is, but I do know she prefers older guys whereas I prefer guys my age.
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#409287 - 03/22/09 10:44 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Gia Jordan comments:
Quote:

I'm still trying to figure out what her type is, but I do know she prefers older guys whereas I prefer guys my age.




What about race? Does it matter to her?

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#409288 - 03/23/09 01:40 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Kohana Offline
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Registered: 03/21/09
Posts: 7
My type is fine and cool and sexy. I like women who love themselves. I like guys older than me because I love to look up to them and be taken care of.

Anyways. Back to the fantasy...Yes it would be a good idea. I think maybe the final scene should be the entire class having an orgy.

I am not a troll. I am new and when I tried to start another topic this site would not let me, so I only had one post until i figured it out. I have to respond to a bunch of posts first.



Anyways. I am a friend of Gia. I love Porn. I go through stages. I do.

One month I like Cuckolds, another month gangbangs and sometimes I like 70's or 80's other times daddy ones and other times I like older women with younger.






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#409289 - 03/23/09 06:20 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

^


OP smells like a Gia Trolljan/chilled_strolli to me...

The nose knows...




The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#409290 - 03/23/09 09:01 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Jeff Steward Offline
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I like guys older than me because I love to look up to them and be taken care of.








My kind of girl.
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#409291 - 03/23/09 04:33 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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I like guys older than me because I love to look up to them and be taken care of.



I like older guys too but that's not why. I like them because it's got a "I shouldn't be doing this feel to it" or a "dad would dissaprove" kinda thing. Predictably defiant, if you would. Right, Gia?


Quote:

One month I like Cuckolds, another month gangbangs and sometimes I like 70's or 80's other times daddy ones and other times I like older women with younger.






What about Ryan Knox?


Edited to ask:
Quote:

She said the ballerinas will have sex with anything.



Even dogs and corpses?


Edited by electrostatic (03/23/09 04:37 PM)
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#409292 - 03/23/09 07:39 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Fiend Offline
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Would the dogs and corpses be dressed like ballerinas too?
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#409293 - 03/23/09 08:33 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

^


OP smells like a Gia Trolljan/chilled_strolli to me...

The nose knows...


In this case my dear, your nose couldnt be any wronger. Chilled was an actual person and not GIA!!!!

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#409294 - 03/23/09 08:35 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Fiend Offline
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Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

In this case my dear, your nose couldnt be any wronger. Chilled was an actual person and not GIA!!!!




Yeah! I don't think Gia is a person either.
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#409295 - 03/23/09 08:37 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

In this case my dear, your nose couldnt be any wronger. Chilled was an actual person and not GIA!!!!




Yeah! I don't think Gia is a person either.


Hahaha that was a knee slapper.

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#409296 - 03/24/09 03:23 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Too bad most ballerinas don't have large tits (it throws off their balance). I would love to see a vid with big rack ballerinas. However. there are many porn stars with smaller tits that are very hot! It sounds like a great idea and think of the positions they could get into.

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#409297 - 03/25/09 06:46 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

In this case my dear, your nose couldnt be any wronger. Chilled was an actual person and not GIA!!!!




Yeah! I don't think Gia is a person either.





Quote:

She said the ballerinas will have sex with anything.



Even dogs and corpses?


Answer goddamnit!
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#409298 - 03/25/09 11:11 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

She said the ballerinas will have sex with anything. She didn't say she would. I'm still trying to figure out what her type is, but I do know she prefers older guys whereas I prefer guys my age.




Reeally? I would have never thought.
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#409299 - 03/25/09 11:48 PM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Fiend Offline
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Aren't guys her age about 40ish anyway. If she went older she would be cruising retirement homes looking for old guys in golf pants and walkers.
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#409300 - 03/26/09 12:05 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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If she goes older, she should date Dick Nasty...
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#409301 - 03/26/09 12:10 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Like you wouldn't date him now anyway
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#409302 - 03/26/09 12:19 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Aren't guys her age about 40ish anyway. If she went older she would be cruising retirement homes looking for old guys in golf pants and walkers.




I think I'm her age. +/- a year?
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#409303 - 03/26/09 12:29 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I've always preferred guys my age (maybe with one year's dif). When I was in high school, I like them in high school- as in my same grade. When I was 24, I liked them 24. Same at this age of 37. I'm not into them younger or older. Just my age.
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#409304 - 03/26/09 12:38 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Same at this age of 37. I'm not into them younger or older. Just my age.




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#409305 - 03/26/09 02:05 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
37 in human years equates to what in whore years??
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#409306 - 03/26/09 02:09 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
37. Since I'm a whore and all.
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#409307 - 03/26/09 02:25 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

37. Since I'm a whore and all.



Having doubts you're female? It happens to the best of us.
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#409308 - 03/26/09 02:33 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You're right. I forgot whores can be men or women.
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#409309 - 03/26/09 02:45 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Not according to XPT... All women are... And... Lie.
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#409310 - 03/26/09 10:10 AM Re: Ballet class Porn idea
Vizzle Offline
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Having doubts you're female? It happens to the best of us.




Fantasizes about fucking dead people - check
Unhealthy obsession with serial killers - check
Meth addict - check
Mother of several fatherless children - check
Doubts her own sex - check

I guess you can take the whore out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the whore. Aim high sweetie, someday you might actually manage the Wal-Mart!
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