Ok, HOW do you fuck guys in a public bathroom with patrons coming in and out unpredictably at all times in a restaurant that's usually busy where you work while you're uniformed in SHORTS, PANTYHOSE, AND SNEAKERS?????? Pantyhose, guys. TIGHTS. They go all the way up to the waist!! These aren't quick access stockings and garters.

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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K