Why the crusade, G? The statistics are what they are...and I'm not the PR guy.

Besides, I've been pinching her ass (figuratively) since the first show I attended in '06.

Had you stuck around, what do you think your chances would be of procurring work hadn't you sucked big black balls by now? Probably not much.

BTW, you do realize about 60% of the show (like rite now), I'm usually still shitfaced from the vodka I snuck into Dennys @ breakfast or recovering from a hangover, right? I think I tied half a load on during that paltry Vivid carpet shoot in the MGM, too, and my mouth was dry as sand by the time we got done. Nonetheless, it doesn't seem to effect my ability to shoot manually & still peg the shot.