Yea, she'd charge a lot to hook as well, if she did it.. So... more then likely out of your pay scale... I am aware of snarky comments that may come from this board, and
I'm sure you have (had?) the perfect relationship and have never gotten into an argument, or done something silly to your significant other... I'm no more her pimp then her agency or herself.. it's fucking porn, we pimp ourselves out..