Nor is discussing his live-in whore's rates on a message board. I'm sure she is thrilled you are doing that. What is she charging to hook? I bet she's got awful inflated rates there too.
Perhaps it wasn't just her needing to fuck other guys for money on film in order to get her name out, maybe she also needs to go pimpless?

Oh, and hiding keys? Really?? It's called an adult relationship. Look it up. Scream like lunatics, wake the neighbors, but don't hide keys.