Coke meant:
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Loucypher - Requires special attention. As long as he keeps saying "you're the greatest" you will stay content and do whatever he wants.


Charin - An oldie but a goodie.


Blah2000 - Customers report that he loves to fuck and drink rum.


Bad Habit - Customers report that he's very abusive in bed and loves to fuck.

Freestylah - Very versatile! Will eat both you and your dog!






Have2cit - Cat is his specialty!


Gunker - Customers rejoice that this asshole is overly smart! from thinking!


Coke Stupidson - The dunce of the group. He's very stupid and likes to agitate for handjobs . He wants all retards to be treated equally unless they are libertarians and back peddlers.

Customers complain that his asshole is overly loose from fisting.






I with agree Coke.

I'm the first to admit that my pimp hand IS the strongest.

Coke IS pathetic. That's ok though, he's not my prime source of income. I've made that loser my bitch and now making him available for the gay community to rent for sex or housework. I charge $0.10 or 1 peso per hour for him because I don't want him.


Thanks.
Electrostatic <3

Customer Complaint:"I'm peeved." -Mark_J
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