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#408996 - 03/20/09 05:14 PM My Stable Of Bitches
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
I'm the first to admit that my pimp hand is not the strongest. In fact it's pathetic. That's ok though, it's not a prime source of income. I've made these losers my bitch one by one and am now making them avaiable for the gay community to rent for sex or housework. I charge 10 roses per hour for them all because I don't want them to get jealous and start catfighting.



Loucypher - Requires special attention. As long as you keep saying "you're the greatest" he'll stay content and do whatever you want.


Charin - An oldie but a goodie. This dog still hunts!


Blah2000 - Customers report that he loves to suck and eat cum.


Bad Habit - Customers report that he's very submissive in bed and loves to be fucked.


Freestylah - Very versatile! Will fuck both you and your dog!


Have2cit - Scat is a specialty!


Gunker - The dunce of the group. He's very stupid and likes to agitate for handouts. He wants all manwhores to be rewarded equally whether they work or not. Customers complain that his asshole is overly loose from fisting.
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#408997 - 03/20/09 05:38 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
So desperate for attention you are posting fantasies?

Coke Customer wrote:

Quote:

Coke Customer reports that he loves to suck and eat cum.


Habit - Coke Customer reports that he's very submissive in bed and loves to be fucked.


Coke Customer Very versatile! Will fuck both you and your dog Long Time!


Scat is a specialty!





-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#408998 - 03/20/09 08:00 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Coke meant:
Quote:

Loucypher - Requires special attention. As long as he keeps saying "you're the greatest" you will stay content and do whatever he wants.


Charin - An oldie but a goodie.


Blah2000 - Customers report that he loves to fuck and drink rum.


Bad Habit - Customers report that he's very abusive in bed and loves to fuck.

Freestylah - Very versatile! Will eat both you and your dog!






Have2cit - Cat is his specialty!


Gunker - Customers rejoice that this asshole is overly smart! from thinking!


Coke Stupidson - The dunce of the group. He's very stupid and likes to agitate for handjobs . He wants all retards to be treated equally unless they are libertarians and back peddlers.

Customers complain that his asshole is overly loose from fisting.






I with agree Coke.

I'm the first to admit that my pimp hand IS the strongest.

Coke IS pathetic. That's ok though, he's not my prime source of income. I've made that loser my bitch and now making him available for the gay community to rent for sex or housework. I charge $0.10 or 1 peso per hour for him because I don't want him.


Thanks.
Electrostatic <3

Customer Complaint:"I'm peeved." -Mark_J
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#408999 - 03/20/09 08:50 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Coke meant:
Quote:

Loucypher - Requires special attention. As long as he keeps saying "you're the greatest" you will stay content and do whatever he wants.


Charin - An oldie but a goodie.


Blah2000 - Customers report that he loves to fuck and drink rum.


Bad Habit - Customers report that he's very abusive in bed and loves to fuck.

Freestylah - Very versatile! Will eat both you and your dog!






Have2cit - Cat is his specialty!


Gunker - Customers rejoice that this asshole is overly smart! from thinking!


Coke Stupidson - The dunce of the group. He's very stupid and likes to agitate for handjobs . He wants all retards to be treated equally unless they are libertarians and back peddlers.

Customers complain that his asshole is overly loose from fisting.






I with agree Coke.

I'm the first to admit that my pimp hand IS the strongest.

Coke IS pathetic. That's ok though, he's not my prime source of income. I've made that loser my bitch and now making him available for the gay community to rent for sex or housework. I charge $0.10 or 1 peso per hour for him because I don't want him.


Thanks.
Electrostatic <3

Customer Complaint:"I'm peeved." -Mark_J




Well played
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#409000 - 03/20/09 10:02 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This is the N.I.T. Tournament of XPT posters. Enjoy yourselves- it's the best you can hope for.

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#409001 - 03/20/09 10:04 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
And that's not to say because someone was mentioned in the OP- just the people who are going to argue and carry on the thread.

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#409002 - 03/20/09 11:49 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

This is the N.I.T. Tournament of XPT posters. Enjoy yourselves- it's the best you can hope for.




National Invitation Tournament Tournament?

Or Not In Therapy Tournament?

Only on XPT Talk...
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#409003 - 03/20/09 11:57 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
How about the "I'm About To Take Two Weeks Off in the Penalty Box" you fucking meth fiend. Care for your children you disgusting skank.

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#409004 - 03/21/09 12:57 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Willy D rambled:
Quote:

How about the "I'm About To Take Two Weeks Off in the Penalty Box" you fucking meth fiend. Care for your children you disgusting skank.



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#409005 - 03/21/09 01:03 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Ruin Trajectory Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
Quote:

Willy D rambled:
Quote:

How about the "I'm About To Take Two Weeks Off in the Penalty Box" you fucking meth fiend. Care for your children you disgusting skank.



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"Im not a bad person, just misunderstood. I never post anything with bad intentions."



that was brutal
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#409006 - 03/21/09 02:33 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

This is the N.I.T. Tournament of XPT posters. Enjoy yourselves- it's the best you can hope for.




National Invitation Tournament Tournament?

Or Not In Therapy Tournament?

Only on XPT Talk...




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#409007 - 03/21/09 05:41 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

This is the N.I.T. Tournament of XPT posters. Enjoy yourselves- it's the best you can hope for.






If this is the NIT, then what the fuck are you doing here begging for admittance. You belong in a division 3 high school tournament. In New Hampshire - LOL.
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#409008 - 03/23/09 04:14 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Ruin Trajectory Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
A strong pimp hand looses the fronts and widens the gap.
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#409009 - 03/23/09 06:15 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I with agree Coke.

I'm the first to admit that my pimp hand IS the strongest.

Coke IS pathetic. That's ok though, he's not my prime source of income. I've made that loser my bitch and now making him available for the gay community to rent for sex or housework. I charge $0.10 or 1 peso per hour for him because I don't want him.


Thanks.
Electrostatic <3

Customer Complaint:"I'm peeved." -Mark_J




Bitch please, I owned your ass all over this board. The only reason you stuck your tiny head back out again is because I stopped unmercifully beating your ass so that I could focus on my FAMILY over the weekend...something you haven't done since you buried your last neglected child you silly cunt.

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#409010 - 03/23/09 12:50 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


Bitch please, I owned your ass all over this board. The only reason you stuck your tiny head back out again is because I stopped unmercifully beating your ass so that I could focus on my FAMILY over the weekend...something you haven't done since you buried your last neglected child you silly cunt.





So are you saying you neglect them the rest of the week so you can "unmercifully beat my ass" for "neglecting my family"?


I don't know about YOU but I don't see the point.
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#409011 - 03/23/09 01:00 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Electrostatic, you misread the title of this thread and thought it was an invitation for you to post here.

For the record, it does NOT say "Unstable Bitches".
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#409012 - 03/23/09 01:02 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^^^


You too?
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#409013 - 03/23/09 02:50 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

So are you saying you neglect them the rest of the week so you can "unmercifully beat my ass" for "neglecting my family"?

I don't know about YOU but I don't see the point.




No, what I'm saying is that I laid off for a couple of days yet you still can't get my name out of your mouth. I guess some whores just enjoy the abuse.

Zero response to the buried child comment...odd...still too soon?
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#409014 - 03/23/09 02:53 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

So are you saying you neglect them the rest of the week so you can "unmercifully beat my ass" for "neglecting my family"?

I don't know about YOU but I don't see the point.




No, what I'm saying is that I laid off for a couple of days yet you still can't get my name out of your mouth. I guess some whores just enjoy the abuse.



When did "your name" come out of my mouth?

Was that you outside my window? (Creepy!)
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#409015 - 03/23/09 03:20 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

When did "your name" come out of my mouth?

Was that you outside my window? (Creepy!)




When you quoted me in screenshot form, taking stalker to a whole new level.



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#409016 - 03/23/09 03:48 PM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Oh you mean like this? Does it bother you?


I don't know how you can confuse having a great meory vs. stalking. But remember were on the same team, I love The Golden Girls too!
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#409017 - 03/24/09 06:22 AM Re: My Stable Of Bitches
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Oh you mean like this? Does it bother you?




It doesn't bother me, it's just a little 'fatal attraction', that's all.

Quote:

I don't know how you can confuse having a great meory vs. stalking. But remember were on the same team, I love The Golden Girls too!




Well that's one thing we can agree on I suppose.
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