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#408752 - 03/19/09 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Who is sending you insane text messages?
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#408755 - 03/22/09 08:08 AM
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Let's see, in "porn" (loosely defined in this context), at various times throughout history, white women have:
* had sex with horses, pigs, dogs, etc. * drank urine, vomit. * had feces smeared all over their bodies. * eaten excrement. * done gangbang scenes with 50+ men. * had sex with filthy homeless men (who were also untested for STDs). * taken baseball bats, chopsticks up their asses. * had every inch of their bodies covered in sperm. * drank glassfuls of sperm from enumerable men. * committed actual incest on camera (yes, the real thing and not the make-believe "Taboo" stuff). * had sex with children. * had sex while in advanced stages of pregnancy. * taken penis in mouth, vagina, and ass simultaneously. * done double anal. * received some of Max Hardcore's most extreme treatment. * been beaten up for pay. * been snuffed.
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#408759 - 03/30/09 12:03 PM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.
"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."
I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.
"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.
"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."
Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.
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#408761 - 03/30/09 12:37 PM
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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.
"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."
I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.
"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.
"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."
Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.
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#408764 - 05/08/09 12:03 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”
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#408766 - 05/08/09 12:42 AM
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#408767 - 05/08/09 12:45 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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pm me or go to my blog...I put that up when I had a twitter contest going but my account has been deleted since then. So I did another one. But you could have asked in a PM...this is the jerkin off to text thread... so... Quote:
Hi Marley,
Your Magic Wand will ship on Wednesday. Hopefully you'll have it "in hand" by the weekend. We are looking forward to your review.
Customer Support Magic Wand Shop Inc.
mmmm hitachi
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#408769 - 05/08/09 01:07 AM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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All you gotta do is put an email address inside a little box, and then click the link in the confirmation email. No spam, no timeshares, no special kool-aid.
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#408772 - 05/08/09 07:31 AM
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I just jerked off imagining Gia jerking of to Marley's post.
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#408773 - 05/08/09 11:11 AM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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I haven't stopped jerking off since last night. Quote:
Certainly most people do not know that one teaspoon of sea kelp mixed in a glass of water gives approximately a thousand times more calcium (without animal protein) than an eight ounce glass of milk.
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#408774 - 05/08/09 11:13 AM
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That's right! kelp also raises your thyroid; thus raising the metabolism. I put blue green algae flakes in my green smoothie today. starwberries, almond milk, banana, romaine lettuce and blue green algae.
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#408777 - 05/08/09 11:48 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I jerked off to text about sea kelp. Get over it.
edit: And I don't think this is the thread to pick apart people's jerkoff material.
Edited by MarleyMason (05/08/09 11:53 AM)
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#408779 - 05/08/09 12:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Oh, blah, blah blah. Here's my advice to you: change your name back. I never said I need 100 or 1000x anything. At a certain point, your body just can't absorb any more. I just found it interesting about the milk thing, derrr. I eat bananas, so my potassium level is fine. I haven't had a leg cramp in years. It's been said before in many ways... the old "whores don't care about people" shtick. Find something new and innovative to say around here, you don't contribute anything.
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#408780 - 05/08/09 01:19 PM
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Wonderful advice once again... wait, was that an insult of some sort? If I had known that somebody else already had a name so similar to the first one I picked, I would never have used it, do you think I am trying to hide or cover something? I just don't get what point you are trying to make.
Should I say something as innovative and contributary as "you don't contribute anything around here"?
Anyway, if you weren't so insecure maybe your ego wouldn't get crushed every time somebody dares to question something you write. It wasn't about "picking apart" your post. I didn't even know who posted the original quote, since it was part of another post I responded to. It's just a subject area that I find interesting, and one in which there is a lot of misinformation out there, and I just happen to disagree with what was written. Isn't that the point of responding to posts, to discuss things? Or is it just about how much you agree with what somebody else wrote?
Sorry, there just isn't any challenge with this one. You win.
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#408781 - 05/08/09 01:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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If I told you that you hurt my feelings, would that make you happy? Because seriously, I am like, SOOO bummed out that you attacked me and I need to go whore myself to build up my broken, withering ego again. ::rolls eyes:: Life is so SAD when people don't agree with me! WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY You bore me. I want to argue with someone who matters.
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#408782 - 05/08/09 01:44 PM
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Gee, now you're just rubbing it in. You really are good at this.
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#408783 - 05/08/09 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Marley is clearly on the rag again. Aren't you?
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#408784 - 05/08/09 01:49 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Thank you. So what text have you jacked off to lately? Because that is the point of this thread, you know.
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#408785 - 05/08/09 01:52 PM
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Marley is clearly on the rag again. Aren't you?
No. Quitting smoking.
But I can be extremely bitchy IRL anyways.
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#408786 - 05/08/09 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You are lacking discipline in your life. Strong, firm discipline.
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#408788 - 05/08/09 02:19 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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yesssss ha ha that's just what I needed you guys! My faith is restored! omg jigaloo perfect timing
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#408789 - 05/08/09 10:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was sure Marley knew what I meant.
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#408795 - 05/12/09 10:21 AM
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#408797 - 05/12/09 11:24 AM
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#408798 - 05/13/09 05:02 AM
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