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I have a basic problem with these so called I/R threads because they propagate ignorance and the incorrect believe that there is such a thing as race and that concepts applied to it somehow define human beings.

You can prefer a red Mercedes over a black Mercedes, but in the end it is still a Mercedes.

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Let's see, in "porn" (loosely defined in this context), at various times throughout history, white women have:

* had sex with horses, pigs, dogs, etc.
* drank urine, vomit.
* had feces smeared all over their bodies.
* eaten excrement.
* done gangbang scenes with 50+ men.
* had sex with filthy homeless men (who were also untested for STDs).
* taken baseball bats, chopsticks up their asses.
* had every inch of their bodies covered in sperm.
* drank glassfuls of sperm from enumerable men.
* committed actual incest on camera (yes, the real thing and not the make-believe "Taboo" stuff).
* had sex with children.
* had sex while in advanced stages of pregnancy.
* taken penis in mouth, vagina, and ass simultaneously.
* done double anal.
* received some of Max Hardcore's most extreme treatment.
* been beaten up for pay.
* been snuffed.

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Come out to PA...I'll slap you around and treat you like crap while trying to sell you a shammie.

That's right! Buy the FiendSham for only 19.95 but thats not all....I'll throw in a black eye, a split lip and load of cum for free....all for only 19.95. You can use the FiendSham to clean yourself up after I humilate and defile you. Its so absorbent it absorbs that pesky DNA evidence. Call now while supplies last!

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Yes a quick restructuring to a Green car industry is needed and the government is doing the right thing. A car that runs on air has hit the market by France. US and UK already have a number of electric car manufacturers. Japan China the same. Who is going to pay for gas cars
when they can charge them with their Solar and wind turbines at home = cash positive and cleaner air at home. It's already happening. Go President.

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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.

"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."

I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.

"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.

"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."

Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.

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"All organs fresh? This would be very valuable. The genitals, for
instance, spoil quickly, and the demand for them in Scandinavia is always high.
You could do nicely, perhaps a half-a-million American dollars. Why, do
you...." "I like it, but I'm not a murderer."

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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.

"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."

I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.

"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.

"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."

Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.

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Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers.

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We used to wear those kneehigh rainbow toe socks under our kneepads and tie up our sleeves with these patterned velcro things. And we all had the same shoes.

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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”

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Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers.

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Hi Marley,

Your Magic Wand will ship on Wednesday. Hopefully you'll have it "in
hand" by the weekend.
We are looking forward to your review.

Customer Support
Magic Wand Shop Inc.

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But you could have asked in a PM...this is the jerkin off to text thread...

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... among the proposed changes it includes is the elimination of Community-Based Abstinence Education (CBAE) funding. Under the Bush administration, CBAE grants went to programs that teach kids the only way to prevent pregnancy and avoid sexually-transmitted infections is to postpone sex until marriage.

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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”

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Certainly most people do not know that one teaspoon of sea kelp mixed in a glass of water gives approximately a thousand times more calcium (without animal protein) than an eight ounce glass of milk.

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That's right! kelp also raises your thyroid; thus raising the metabolism.

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Certainly most people do not know that one teaspoon of sea kelp mixed in a glass of water gives approximately a thousand times more calcium (without animal protein) than an eight ounce glass of milk.

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I jerked off to text about sea kelp. Get over it.

edit: And I don't think this is the thread to pick apart people's jerkoff material.

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I won't pick it apart. I just think you should realize that your "advice" can hurt people. Of course, that may be jerk-off material in itself for others, and nobody ever claimed whores gave a shit about hurting people as long as they were feeling good.

Just to show there's no hard feelings. I understand that low Potassium might make you feel bad, I would love to offer you 1,000 times the recommended dose of potassium in a quick IV injection as a peace offering.

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Marley is clearly on the rag again. Aren't you?

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The local KFC was refusing to honor the coupons today (although no notice was posted as required by law). They kept saying they didn't have a supply of the chicken, but I could buy a grilled chicken dinner at the normal price.

I will return to obtain my free chicken dinner, but I will then not darken the door of KFC again... Popeyes Chicken just got a loyal customer. FU KFC.

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Google is earning more in add revenue than ever before. Why would they care what youtube costs them. And we don't trust your numbers perhaps that is youtubes' operational costs but when youtube generates revenue it is not directly it is through googles advertising departments. Anyhow youtube is global meaning it includes valuable markets like Europe and Aisha you cant get hulu in such places they filter ip's out. Joost is better because global so I give it +3 internets youtube gets +1 and hulu gets -4

The media sure loves hulu and ignores joost, I think its because there all owned by super conglomerates that are in bed with hulu.

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All of you capitalistic, anti-union, anti-America,anti-middle class fat cats..let me explain what has destroyed America...YOUR CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY...by selling American jobs to the lowest bidder, to foreign cheap labor countries...by taking away American people paycheck and their buying power and replacing it with easy credit...you've cut off the hand that fed you...Now you're asking every one to work at wal mart wages. American people are loosing their home because they bought it when they were making $20hr and now they are asked to work for less or have their jobs shipped to Mexico or China.

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"One of the earliest uses of methamphetamine was during World War II when the German military dispensed it under the trade name Pervitin.[8] It was widely distributed across rank and division, from elite forces to tank crews and aircraft personnel. Chocolates dosed with methamphetamine were known as Fliegerschokolade ("airmen's chocolate") when given to pilots, or Panzerschokolade ("tank chocolate") when given to tank crews. From 1942 until his death in 1945, Adolf Hitler may have been given intravenous injections of methamphetamine by his personal physician Theodor Morell as a treatment for depression and fatigue."

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crocodile: you are Monkey
crocodile: it's obvious now
crocodile: so now you're questioning my love?

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Where you can reveal your darkest sins or something??

C:
Forgive me monkey for I have sinned. Last night, I jerked off to the nekkid pictures of electro that she sent me earlier. I really did not want to do it because she's my friend, but the sight of her cute little pussy and sweet ass cheeks was just too much for me. I couldn't resist.

S.M.:
Say three hail marys because theres a chance you might of just jerked off to the monkey.

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Oh, yesssssss, it's happening...


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Its just like a dog..if you let it think its the alpha then it misbehaves and its never truly happy or bonded with its master.

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Thanks Fiend, you really do understand whores!...

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Hmm. I can imagine that blowing out goat's asses is completely your thing, but the hole you see is actually caused when the 'butcher' is cleaning the carcass.

You cut around the rectum to free it, so you can remove all intestines (including bladder, stomach, etc.) in one move.

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electrostatic is a Capricorn.. thanks (reminds me of a certain video I saw recently)