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#408751 - 03/19/09 05:30 PM Text I just jerked off to
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Subject: You must be The Real Man with huge dignity

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#408752 - 03/19/09 05:32 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Who is sending you insane text messages?
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#408753 - 03/19/09 10:22 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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M fz ax Ge tkw ntl orh em eoz an




That's the clencher right there. Gets 'em every time.
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#408754 - 03/20/09 03:50 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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I have a basic problem with these so called I/R threads because they propagate ignorance and the incorrect believe that there is such a thing as race and that concepts applied to it somehow define human beings.

You can prefer a red Mercedes over a black Mercedes, but in the end it is still a Mercedes.


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#408755 - 03/22/09 08:08 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Let's see, in "porn" (loosely defined in this context), at various times throughout history, white women have:

* had sex with horses, pigs, dogs, etc.
* drank urine, vomit.
* had feces smeared all over their bodies.
* eaten excrement.
* done gangbang scenes with 50+ men.
* had sex with filthy homeless men (who were also untested for STDs).
* taken baseball bats, chopsticks up their asses.
* had every inch of their bodies covered in sperm.
* drank glassfuls of sperm from enumerable men.
* committed actual incest on camera (yes, the real thing and not the make-believe "Taboo" stuff).
* had sex with children.
* had sex while in advanced stages of pregnancy.
* taken penis in mouth, vagina, and ass simultaneously.
* done double anal.
* received some of Max Hardcore's most extreme treatment.
* been beaten up for pay.
* been snuffed.



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#408756 - 03/28/09 06:17 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Do you agree that every extra inch on your penis makes him look more appealing and desirable? Then why are you still reading this message if at that time you could be enjoying the great effect of M xmy ax Ge qkt ntl srn em reh an that won't keep you waiting to show your results. Grab a credit card and go for your dream!


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#408757 - 03/29/09 12:55 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Come out to PA...I'll slap you around and treat you like crap while trying to sell you a shammie.

That's right! Buy the FiendSham for only 19.95 but thats not all....I'll throw in a black eye, a split lip and load of cum for free....all for only 19.95. You can use the FiendSham to clean yourself up after I humilate and defile you. Its so absorbent it absorbs that pesky DNA evidence. Call now while supplies last!


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#408758 - 03/30/09 11:23 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Yes a quick restructuring to a Green car industry is needed and the government is doing the right thing. A car that runs on air has hit the market by France. US and UK already have a number of electric car manufacturers. Japan China the same. Who is going to pay for gas cars
when they can charge them with their Solar and wind turbines at home = cash positive and cleaner air at home. It's already happening. Go President.


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#408759 - 03/30/09 12:03 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.

"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."

I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.

"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.

"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."

Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.



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#408760 - 03/30/09 12:29 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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"All organs fresh? This would be very valuable. The genitals, for
instance, spoil quickly, and the demand for them in Scandinavia is always high.
You could do nicely, perhaps a half-a-million American dollars. Why, do
you...." "I like it, but I'm not a murderer."



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#408761 - 03/30/09 12:37 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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When Skeeter kissed her on the cheek and said he'd call her the next day, Patricia Felkel suggested they go somewhere. She suggested a place up the street which, according to Skeeter, was a desolate area. She began crying her heart out about Jason, says Skeeter, and about her own meth habit. Then she began sucking his cock. Skeeter wanted to do her butt but thought that was too much for a newcomer, so they had sex conventionally in his truck.

"We didn't use condoms and there was no questions about diseases, condoms or birth control," he said. "I was also being very irresponsible. This was the epitome of white trash- two white trash people from Tujunga fucking on a dirt road of the third week of January in 1997."

I came deeply into her pussy and she sucked me off afterwards." They continued to date and subsequently Patricia Lynn Felkel told him she was pregnant.

"This was no surprise to me because whenever I got too close to a girl, they got pregnant," Skeeter laughed. "She had never been pregnant before and she lost the baby." Patricia then complained to Skeeter about how much she hated living with her parents and wanted to move in with him.

"She got pregnant again in 1998," says Skeeter. "She miscarried in the fourth month of her pregnancy in a hospital, at Kaiser. After that she was very depressed. But whenever I'd have sex with other girls, the babies would come out fine. Which was true."

Patricia would then get bored waiting for Skeeter to come home. She found an ad in an L.A. paper. A club was looking for hostesses. Hostesses that would suck the cocks of Asian men.




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#408762 - 04/06/09 03:27 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers.



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#408763 - 04/08/09 03:01 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Marley Mason wrote:

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We used to wear those kneehigh rainbow toe socks under our kneepads and tie up our sleeves with these patterned velcro things. And we all had the same shoes.




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#408764 - 05/08/09 12:03 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”

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#408765 - 05/08/09 12:08 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”







how can one win a signed DVD and pic? what is the monetary value?
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#408766 - 05/08/09 12:42 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers.



Gets better everytime!
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#408767 - 05/08/09 12:45 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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pm me or go to my blog...I put that up when I had a twitter contest going but my account has been deleted since then. So I did another one. But you could have asked in a PM...this is the jerkin off to text thread...
so...


Quote:

Hi Marley,

Your Magic Wand will ship on Wednesday. Hopefully you'll have it "in
hand" by the weekend.
We are looking forward to your review.

Customer Support
Magic Wand Shop Inc.




mmmm hitachi
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#408768 - 05/08/09 01:04 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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But you could have asked in a PM...this is the jerkin off to text thread...





I didn't want to get pressured into anything. With a pitch like that you could be trying to sell Amway or timeshares.

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#408769 - 05/08/09 01:07 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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All you gotta do is put an email address inside a little box, and then click the link in the confirmation email.

No spam, no timeshares, no special kool-aid.
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#408770 - 05/08/09 04:03 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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... among the proposed changes it includes is the elimination of Community-Based Abstinence Education (CBAE) funding. Under the Bush administration, CBAE grants went to programs that teach kids the only way to prevent pregnancy and avoid sexually-transmitted infections is to postpone sex until marriage.


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#408771 - 05/08/09 07:11 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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In Conscious Eating, Gabriel Cousins writes: “According to the American Dietetic Association, pure vegetarian diets in America usually contain twice the required protein for one’s daily need. Harvard researchers have found that it is difficult to have a vegetarian diet that will produce a protein deficiency unless there is an excess of vegetarian junk foods and sweets. In fact, if vegetarian protein is consumed in its live state, even less protein is needed because research shows that one half of the assimilable protein is destroyed by cooking.”






Whoa! Look at you reading Gabriel Cousins. I'm impressed! Next stop, David Wolfe then Douglas Graham. I just jerked off to Marley's post.
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#408772 - 05/08/09 07:31 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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I just jerked off imagining Gia jerking of to Marley's post.
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#408773 - 05/08/09 11:11 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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I haven't stopped jerking off since last night.

Quote:


Certainly most people do not know that one teaspoon of sea kelp mixed in a glass of water gives approximately a thousand times more calcium (without animal protein) than an eight ounce glass of milk.



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#408774 - 05/08/09 11:13 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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That's right! kelp also raises your thyroid; thus raising the metabolism. I put blue green algae flakes in my green smoothie today. starwberries, almond milk, banana, romaine lettuce and blue green algae.
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#408775 - 05/08/09 11:24 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Quote:

That's right! kelp also raises your thyroid; thus raising the metabolism.




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#408776 - 05/08/09 11:31 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Certainly most people do not know that one teaspoon of sea kelp mixed in a glass of water gives approximately a thousand times more calcium (without animal protein) than an eight ounce glass of milk.








Assuming this is correct, why do you think that it is a good thing?

Another version of the old adage that believes that if the right amount of something is good for you, 1000 times that amount must be even better?

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#408777 - 05/08/09 11:48 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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I jerked off to text about sea kelp. Get over it.

edit: And I don't think this is the thread to pick apart people's jerkoff material.


Edited by MarleyMason (05/08/09 11:53 AM)
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#408778 - 05/08/09 12:03 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

I jerked off to text about sea kelp. Get over it.

edit: And I don't think this is the thread to pick apart people's jerkoff material.




I won't pick it apart. I just think you should realize that your "advice" can hurt people. Of course, that may be jerk-off material in itself for others, and nobody ever claimed whores gave a shit about hurting people as long as they were feeling good.

Just to show there's no hard feelings. I understand that low Potassium might make you feel bad, I would love to offer you 1,000 times the recommended dose of potassium in a quick IV injection as a peace offering.

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#408779 - 05/08/09 12:43 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Oh, blah, blah blah. Here's my advice to you: change your name back.
I never said I need 100 or 1000x anything. At a certain point, your body just can't absorb any more. I just found it interesting about the milk thing, derrr.

I eat bananas, so my potassium level is fine. I haven't had a leg cramp in years.

It's been said before in many ways... the old "whores don't care about people" shtick.
Find something new and innovative to say around here, you don't contribute anything.
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#408780 - 05/08/09 01:19 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Wonderful advice once again... wait, was that an insult of some sort? If I had known that somebody else already had a name so similar to the first one I picked, I would never have used it, do you think I am trying to hide or cover something? I just don't get what point you are trying to make.

Should I say something as innovative and contributary as "you don't contribute anything around here"?

Anyway, if you weren't so insecure maybe your ego wouldn't get crushed every time somebody dares to question something you write. It wasn't about "picking apart" your post. I didn't even know who posted the original quote, since it was part of another post I responded to. It's just a subject area that I find interesting, and one in which there is a lot of misinformation out there, and I just happen to disagree with what was written. Isn't that the point of responding to posts, to discuss things? Or is it just about how much you agree with what somebody else wrote?

Sorry, there just isn't any challenge with this one. You win.
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#408781 - 05/08/09 01:32 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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If I told you that you hurt my feelings, would that make you happy?
Because seriously, I am like, SOOO bummed out that you attacked me and I need to go whore myself to build up my broken, withering ego again. ::rolls eyes::

Life is so SAD when people don't agree with me!

WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY



You bore me. I want to argue with someone who matters.
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#408782 - 05/08/09 01:44 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Gee, now you're just rubbing it in. You really are good at this.

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#408783 - 05/08/09 01:49 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Marley is clearly on the rag again. Aren't you?

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#408784 - 05/08/09 01:49 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Posts: 898
Thank you. So what text have you jacked off to lately? Because that is the point of this thread, you know.
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#408785 - 05/08/09 01:52 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Posts: 898
Quote:

Marley is clearly on the rag again. Aren't you?




No. Quitting smoking.

But I can be extremely bitchy IRL anyways.
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#408786 - 05/08/09 02:01 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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You are lacking discipline in your life. Strong, firm discipline.

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#408787 - 05/08/09 02:12 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Get to it Bornyo.



Attachments
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#408788 - 05/08/09 02:19 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Posts: 898
yesssss ha ha that's just what I needed you guys! My faith is restored!

omg jigaloo perfect timing
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#408789 - 05/08/09 10:48 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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I was sure Marley knew what I meant.

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#408790 - 05/09/09 12:42 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Posts: 898
oh, you know I know what you mean...
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#408791 - 05/09/09 05:47 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Quote:

The local KFC was refusing to honor the coupons today (although no notice was posted as required by law). They kept saying they didn't have a supply of the chicken, but I could buy a grilled chicken dinner at the normal price.

I will return to obtain my free chicken dinner, but I will then not darken the door of KFC again... Popeyes Chicken just got a loyal customer. FU KFC.


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#408792 - 05/09/09 12:04 PM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Google is earning more in add revenue than ever before. Why would they care what youtube costs them. And we don't trust your numbers perhaps that is youtubes' operational costs but when youtube generates revenue it is not directly it is through googles advertising departments. Anyhow youtube is global meaning it includes valuable markets like Europe and Aisha you cant get hulu in such places they filter ip's out. Joost is better because global so I give it +3 internets youtube gets +1 and hulu gets -4

The media sure loves hulu and ignores joost, I think its because there all owned by super conglomerates that are in bed with hulu.


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#408793 - 05/12/09 04:05 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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All of you capitalistic, anti-union, anti-America,anti-middle class fat cats..let me explain what has destroyed America...YOUR CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY...by selling American jobs to the lowest bidder, to foreign cheap labor countries...by taking away American people paycheck and their buying power and replacing it with easy credit...you've cut off the hand that fed you...Now you're asking every one to work at wal mart wages. American people are loosing their home because they bought it when they were making $20hr and now they are asked to work for less or have their jobs shipped to Mexico or China.


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#408794 - 05/12/09 05:45 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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"One of the earliest uses of methamphetamine was during World War II when the German military dispensed it under the trade name Pervitin.[8] It was widely distributed across rank and division, from elite forces to tank crews and aircraft personnel. Chocolates dosed with methamphetamine were known as Fliegerschokolade ("airmen's chocolate") when given to pilots, or Panzerschokolade ("tank chocolate") when given to tank crews. From 1942 until his death in 1945, Adolf Hitler may have been given intravenous injections of methamphetamine by his personal physician Theodor Morell as a treatment for depression and fatigue."


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#408795 - 05/12/09 10:21 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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Quote:

crocodile: you are Monkey
crocodile: it's obvious now
crocodile: so now you're questioning my love?



Simultaneously...




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#408796 - 05/12/09 10:23 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
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#408797 - 05/12/09 11:24 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Where you can reveal your darkest sins or something??

C:
Forgive me monkey for I have sinned. Last night, I jerked off to the nekkid pictures of electro that she sent me earlier. I really did not want to do it because she's my friend, but the sight of her cute little pussy and sweet ass cheeks was just too much for me. I couldn't resist.

S.M.:
Say three hail marys because theres a chance you might of just jerked off to the monkey.





Oh, yesssssss, it's happening...


:monkeysplooge:
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#408798 - 05/13/09 05:02 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Its just like a dog..if you let it think its the alpha then it misbehaves and its never truly happy or bonded with its master.



Thanks Fiend, you really do understand whores!...

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#408799 - 05/13/09 05:27 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
freestylah said:
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Hmm. I can imagine that blowing out goat's asses is completely your thing, but the hole you see is actually caused when the 'butcher' is cleaning the carcass.

You cut around the rectum to free it, so you can remove all intestines (including bladder, stomach, etc.) in one move.



electrostatic is a Capricorn.. thanks (reminds me of a certain video I saw recently)


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#408800 - 05/16/09 12:27 AM Re: Text I just jerked off to
SuperDuperBored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Jerking off to text? Huh? Why? Shit, next thread will be sign language and shit. Although, now that I think about it... a hot woman talking dirty to me in sign... that could get me off.

Shit, we need a thread for hot deaf women!

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