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Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.



Somehow? Maybe they could have had an incest charge added if they'd tried?
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