You ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or someone who's spent the night have their alarm go off and wake you? How 'bout hit the snooze, I don't know, 10 fucking times in a row?

This.

Happened this morning, beginning about 4:30. After about the third time I shook her and said kindly, "Um.. your alarm. I think you need to wake up." She had the nerve to say, "Nah.. I have another 5 minutes."

This routine continues a few more times while I'm now wide awake and staring at the ceiling in disbelief. Alarm goes off again and she says, "I'm not going in today." I say "Yes you are.", hinting that she's not kicking it here. I'm hoping she's pickin up what I'm putin down, but she falls back asleep.

The alarm goes off again, and I leave my own fucking bed for the living room. She asks where I'm going. I say nothing. It's 5:23 and I don't have to work today. She gets up 10 minutes later, exits my room, asks where she put her pants, gets dressed, looks for a hug goodbye, doesn't get one, says "what, too early?" and leaves. Oblivious.

That shit's just rude.