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#408573 - 09/14/10 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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people who will not shut up about the Illuminati.
... oh and in keeping with JB and G: People who think paying you back is returning the favour.
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#408574 - 09/14/10 08:39 PM
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^^^ Okay, I'll see that and raise you the boss who is also your friend and asks you to do something you really don't want to do and presents it like he's doing you a favor. And, then, when you try to beg off, he offers you something even worse and acts like it's an even bigger favor.
Oh, and, yes, "Hack," if you're reading this, I did mean you.
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#408575 - 09/14/10 08:40 PM
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Sidenote: People who won't shut up about the illuminatti: Boring. The Illuminatus! Trilogy : Hilarious.
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#408576 - 09/14/10 09:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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According to a recent german magazine article Anonymous is the Illuminati of the 21st century.
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#408577 - 09/22/10 08:31 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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-people who have a two year degree from a technical college/community college who refer to themselves as "college graduates"
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#408580 - 09/23/10 04:02 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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and i'm sorry a hospice isn't a home. Quote:
You should be very___? of your associates degree.
ohh enough about me, lets here about your associate degrees?.
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#408581 - 09/23/10 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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porn parodies and that ugly latino reporter the jets made sexual advances towards.
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#408582 - 09/23/10 04:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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anything from florida...or texas.
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#408583 - 09/23/10 04:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Drivers from New Jersey. Traffic Circles and Jug Handles make them looney.
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#408584 - 09/23/10 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
Drivers from New Jersey. Traffic Circles and Jug Handles make them looney.
Traffic circles are okay but those jug handle things are ridiculous. First & only time I've seen those things was in Jersey.
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#408585 - 09/24/10 06:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Civil Engineers around here jack off to traffic circles like Panzer jacks off to Old Spice coupons. They actually had a ribbon cutting and a grand opening ceremony for their latest creation last week. Who the fuck cuts ribbons and has a grand opening ceremony for a traffic intersection?
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#408586 - 09/26/10 03:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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putting furniture together with someone can really test a friendship I fucking hate cartoon directions
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#408590 - 12/12/10 05:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The person that translates the lyrics for the hearing impaired.
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#408591 - 12/12/10 07:08 AM
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#408592 - 12/14/10 12:43 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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okay so what the fuck is up with people who try to do multiple transactions at the ATM and they stare at the thing for like 10 seconds between pushing buttons like omg come onnnnnnnnnnn! text your fucking bank account for your balance! and who needs a receipt!!
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#408593 - 12/14/10 01:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I use them for scrap paper. Also I am one of those people who stares at the machine for seconds at a time. Wanna know why? Because there is a difference between me and the person waiting behind me, and that difference is that I don't care about them.
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#408594 - 12/14/10 01:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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cq i've always loved you as a poster but i want to kick your kind in the back of the knees.
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#408595 - 12/14/10 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I don't mind waiting to use the machine. What I do mind is when I am standing there with my card out waiting for some idiot to fumble with their wallet.
I'm not sure what your bank machines are like but, no shit, we have machines that still use bank books. I can't find a good image of this but it's a passport shaped little book that you can insert into a ATM when you are banking and it'll record all your transactions in it. I remember them from when I was younger and I am pretty sure only old folks use them. Also I can pay my bills at the machine.
Note all the slots and at the top "bankbook update".
This is what it looks like opened flat.
People use these AND receipts.
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#408596 - 12/14/10 08:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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^^^ Japanese ATM machines have a passbook option, at least the ones that take a foreign ATM card. Which would be either at the Post Office or a 7-11. I haven't seen an American ATM that has one.
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#408597 - 12/14/10 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm pretty sure they are being phased out, like a legacy thing. I have had a few bank accounts here and never been offered one. Seems like sensitive info to be carrying when I can use online banking instead.
To put it in perspective I found it nearly impossible to find a picture of one.
I have a habit of losing ATM cards so next time I need a replacement I'll try to get a bank book.
They might also be for kids.
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#408598 - 12/14/10 08:50 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I do remember those...it's a pretty cool service to offer actually. I can never keep a check register filled out longer than a week or two, usually I check all my statements from my accounts online or via text. I have two accounts through b of a and one through chase. Idk why I even bother with b of a, they never give me my rewards for shopping online or keep the change and they charge me if I go inside to a teller. That pisses me off too grrrrr
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#408599 - 12/14/10 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It is a cool service, but not for someone who bitches about people wanting receipts.
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#408600 - 12/14/10 12:17 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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How did you get a copy of Panzer's account book?
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#408601 - 12/14/10 12:31 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#408602 - 12/14/10 03:40 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Everytime I go to the bank I steal a handful of pens yet whenever I need a pen I can never find one. Somewhere in my place there has to be a stash of like a thousand pens but fuck all if I can find them.
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#408604 - 12/15/10 12:25 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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^No shit. Or just to say, "call me".
I fucking never listen to VM's (i've got 19 unanswered right now, after i just listened to some to make room because i was being text that it was full) and it almost always bites me in the ass. Look, it's 2010. Text me if it's that important. You're not dialing me from a landline. Sometimes I just don't like to answer.
Btw, G. The iPhone has that visual voicemail. Great to bypass all the blathering. Got one?
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#408605 - 12/15/10 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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yeah, I'm sick of pressing #4 or whatev to skip the vm onto the next. and what jeff said above^^^. it's 2010... wise up.
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#408606 - 12/15/10 12:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Actually. Land line here. People's relationships with their cell phones are obnoxious.
Allow me to fax you my email address.
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#408607 - 12/15/10 07:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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I don't know if anyone else much gets them but phone calls from an "unknown" number or toll free number. They almost always are asking for donations. I quit answering them years ago but still get the fuckers even though I'm on the do not call list.
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#408608 - 12/15/10 08:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I keep getting calls to my fax line (no I don't know why I have a fax number)from someone who shows on caller id as "Cactus Bill" and the number is always busy.
Maybe it will work for you. 416.798.1267
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#408609 - 12/15/10 09:01 AM
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It's busy for me, too. Prolly some telemarketer.
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#408610 - 12/15/10 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think it's some kind of auto-dialer but normally when I search for that kind of stuff someone will have reported the number somewhere. Cactus Bill may only be calling me.
I have answered and it's beeping but not the same pitch I remember with fax machines. I am tempted to cannibalize a fax modem from an old PC and see if I'm really getting faxed.
Oh and BDM, about a half hour ago I got a call from 000-0000. I assume it was my phone company but I would LOVE to find out how to make my number appear like that. No area code (we have 10 digit dialing) no prefix, it's totally bewildering.
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#408611 - 12/15/10 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The damn car wash that never puts my floor mats back on right. They attach right back onto the floor. How hard is it?
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#408612 - 12/15/10 02:34 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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You ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or someone who's spent the night have their alarm go off and wake you? How 'bout hit the snooze, I don't know, 10 fucking times in a row?
This.
Happened this morning, beginning about 4:30. After about the third time I shook her and said kindly, "Um.. your alarm. I think you need to wake up." She had the nerve to say, "Nah.. I have another 5 minutes."
This routine continues a few more times while I'm now wide awake and staring at the ceiling in disbelief. Alarm goes off again and she says, "I'm not going in today." I say "Yes you are.", hinting that she's not kicking it here. I'm hoping she's pickin up what I'm putin down, but she falls back asleep.
The alarm goes off again, and I leave my own fucking bed for the living room. She asks where I'm going. I say nothing. It's 5:23 and I don't have to work today. She gets up 10 minutes later, exits my room, asks where she put her pants, gets dressed, looks for a hug goodbye, doesn't get one, says "what, too early?" and leaves. Oblivious.
That shit's just rude.
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#408613 - 12/15/10 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Shoulda turned the alarm completely off, fucked her and went back to sleep. Let her get her own skanky ass up to go to work.
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#408614 - 12/15/10 04:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Conq. I have heard about those zeroed out numbers but have never gotten one. Things just get weirder !
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#408616 - 12/15/10 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Alternative medicine zealots. Do those of us who like our docs/are waiting for treatment: never go to the hospital again. just keep doing your homeopathy/reiki bullshit so we can get seen quicker.
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#408617 - 12/15/10 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have some friends that have been into every type of medicine imaginable. Right now they are into keylontic science some hokey pokey form of mysticism and meditation. They go to a "doctor" who lays hands on them and checks their frequencies and diagnoses them for everything from gall bladder trouble to hormonal imbalances.
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#408618 - 12/15/10 05:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Goofy woo-woo shit. BDM I am gonna slaughter a chicken on your doorstep tonight and tomorrow you can interpret it's entrails. It will tell your future or maybe you will make a chicken liver sandwich.
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#408619 - 12/15/10 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Yeah I hate to tell them what I really think cause they are genuinely nice people. They also fell for all that millenium bullshit and wound up meeting with a church group that was on an FBI watch list for hate and the same group had a member that went off and shot at some deputies after 9/11. Chuck might recall him as a pirate radio operator on one of those right wing nutzo stations on 6 Mhz. Stephen Anderson I believe was his name. The odd thing about this couple is they are both from completely different parts of the country and wound up here in my area. They live back in the boonies and try to stay off the grid as much as possible. I've often wondered why they are trying so hard to hide. They are both very intelligent [the male is a ham operator and pretty technically advanced] but neo-hippies to some extent. I hate to think what might actually be going on with their health while voodoo man "reads" their frequencies !
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#408621 - 12/16/10 01:18 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I get texts asking me if I owe the IRS thousands of dollars and phone calls with plus signs before the number... and a party promoter that moonlights as a flyer printer with great deals... and somehow one of my exes figured out how to call my cell collect from jail in kansas city.
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#408622 - 12/16/10 02:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a friendship pretty much over because i 'live live with blinders on' and 'my mom's friend's cancer was cured by acupuncture and homeopathy cured my earaches' shouting match. science does not explain 'everything'. true, but the burden of proof is on the motherfucker making the crazy claims,
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