The incessant, wasteful bulky junk mail that ends up in my mailbox everyday. If the mailmans sack weighs 30 lbs, I guarantee 29 of it is throw away garbage mail. The Post Office was dumb enough to give direct mailers a huge discount on postage years ago, now it clogs up the system and we're all stuck with it.

People ahead of me at the deli counter ordering 1/8 of a pound of this and a 1/4 of a pound of that, 2 slices of cheese etc etc. Live large, get a half pound of everything and enjoy yourself.

Members of my gym that leave the showers on and walk away. One clown actually explained it away by claiming that "well it all ends in the same place anyway".

The effeminate male douchebags that populate the Food Channel at night. Who needs to make a 12 ft. cake that looks like a snow covered Eiffel Tower? Just do decent dishes, explain how it's done and that's that.