-- Whores who I have seen more than twice without negative incident or problems, who actually count the money RIGHT after I point out the envelope to them when they arrive. Fuck you; I will make it a point to call you ONE MORE time and I WILL jip you out of a couple 50s and act totally clueless about it when you complain ("Huh? The envelope is short how much??? It was all there a minute ago.....well listen, I'm REALLY HORNY NOW, I havent jerked off in 8 days and I have been saving this HUGE load Jusssssst for you baby so dont worry, I'll definitely make the $$$ up to you NEXT visit, ok (lie)? Now ....JUST OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."

-- JG Wentworth "Cash now" commercials.

-- Whores who forget to wiggle their tongue inside the peehole when giving a blowjob. That's like forgetting the cheese on a pizza. FAIL. No tip. Lose Number. Good bye.

-- Able Bodied Smelly Monkeys pretending to be crippled when their disability is actually Moral (NOT MENTAL, MORAL). How on earth can you possibly dislike, resent or be jealous of a crippled gimp, no matter how intelligent, interesting, magnanimous, wealthy, articulate, handsome or great a cook he actually is? I may be superior to you in 99.9% of all life's areas and aspects, but the fact remains YOU can always piss standing up, whereas I must have at least one metal bar riveted to the wall next to the crapper AND I must be 100% sober to even attempt to pee standing up...and I will probably need a nurse_whore assistant to hold my pecker anyway >>>> good thing I am intelligent, interesting, magnanimous, wealthy, articulate, handsome etc.....