1. People who still say the 'www' before the web address.

2. Cars that don't take advantage of the huge gap in front of them during rush hour traffic on the interstate.

3. Windows open in cars. Yes, I'm the odd man out here, but I hate the sound of the wind, the road, and the outside world. I like driving in an uber swift shit kicking living room on wheels.

4. Curtains open in my house.

5. Magnets on the refrigerator.

6. Clutter

7. People who don't turn the station when a commercial comes on the radio.

8. Drummy Tappy people. You know, those who feel the need to fill up dead space or a lull in the conversation with some form of whistling, tapping, humming, drumming on something.

9. Drummy Tappy people who use being a musician for an excuse for being a Drummy Tappy. Look, I'm a photographer and you don't see me going around squeezing my fingers like a viewfinder when I see stuff.

10. Wasteful people. Don't turn the fucking water on until you're undressed and ready to actually shower. I don't care if water's free in your apartment. Don't let the waiter fill your water glass if you're not gonna drink it. Nor do you need a bag if that MAC Lip Glass you're purchasing can fit in your purse.

11. Girls that tan to look more toned. You know what makes you look more toned? Carrying your own fucking suitcase.

12. Directors who don't have the balls to tell girls that their boyfriends/husbands/handlers/publicists cannot come on set.

13. Girls who think pets are accessories.

14. Guys who text to ask you on dates. Tacky.

15. Dates who call to tell you they're here. This is the modern day version of honking the horn in the driveway. There is ample parking on my street and sometimes god forbid you have to drive a block to find it. It's not like I live in mid-town Manhattan in a four story walk-up.

16. Guys who try to kiss your hand upon first introduction like they're Sir Fucking Lancelot. I'm all for chivalry. In fact, you'd better know what side of the sidewalk to walk on with me, but now you're trying too hard and I don't need you slobbering all over me.

17. MySpace pages that take more than 3 seconds to load. Beyond that, I won't look at your page. I don't care that you made those youtube clips before you dropped out of Art Institute.

18. The fact that I can't fast fwd past the FBI warning when I watch porn.

19. People who give directions using landmarks instead of street names.