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Some people out there who work in customer service that you would like to smack upside the head.




Here's the view from the other side of the road.


1. People who want to haggle the price on everything like they are shopping at a bazaar in Tijuana. The price listed is the price we sell it at, we'll let you know if there are any exceptions.

2. People who have to take the computer keyboard/clock radio/computer speakers/whatever else they can get their grubby, uncoordinated hands on out of the box before buying and have better things to do than put it back in the box when they decide they don't want it.

3. People who decide they really don't need those frozen waffles/corn dogs/carton of eggs/five pound chub of hamburger/gallon of milk/frozen pizza/gallon of ice cream/etc. and just shove it behind something on a shelf in the hardware section of the store where no one will find it until 15 hours later instead of putting it back in a freezer/cooler where it belongs.

3. People who are too Goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, baby fiddling, small animal molesting, lazy too raise their motherfucking arm up six Goddamned inches to put something back on the peg hook that they used that same motherfucking arm to pull off thirty seconds ago and instead just drop it on the floor.

4. Fat/lazy/tired but otherwise perfectly healthy people riding the handicapped friendly motorized carts all over the store. Hey Bluto see that flabby pinkish white innertube around your gut, if you'd would get off your damn fat lazy ass and walk somewhere you might be able to count how many toes you have instead.

5. People who actually think I am stupid enough to accept that $1800 check for a new plasma TV, Xbox 360 Elite, and Blu-Ray player they have in their cart without any form of I.D. Same thing when a guy tries to buy the same stuff when the first name on both the I.D. (which is the same temporary D.L. he has been giving me for the last six months. I've got news for you pal, the DMV is slow but they aren't that slow. It's never taken them more than two weeks to mail my new D.L. to me.) has a first name of Linda on it and the check he gives me has whiteout over half the account numbers.

6. People who badger me with 25 questions about a product, all of which can be answered simply by reading the fucking box. I am not exaggerating when I say at least 80% of the questions shoppers ask about something I can answer simply by doing this.

7. People who have 468 items in their cart and wait until they are checking out to decide which 274 they don't want.


Edited by the unknown pervert (03/19/09 12:55 PM)
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