It's a 2.5 hour or so drive from Anchorage to the fishing spot on the Kenai river and the road is mostly a two lane highway with quite a few sections where there are temporary passing lanes. If the speed limit is 65mph, you'll get stuck behind a group of cars going just over 60 where the road is two lanes. Once you get to a section where there's an addition passing lane, everyone floors it and most people don't bother to pull over to right lane like they're supposed to. So, to pass anyone, you have to do 90+ and constantly switch lanes to get around all the morons. Once the passing lane ends, traffic instantly slows back down to around 60mph. It drives me fucking nuts.

Pizza places that think a Greek salad is supposed to have 1/4lb. of sliced salami or pepperoni on it.

1/4 pound of feta instead!

Fucking cucumbers in every salad. They make me violently ill. Even if they've left their juice on something. Fucking cukes.

^ This explains your antipathy towards lesbians.

People who call pet peeves "first world problems"! Fuck off and give me my moment!

^First world problem.

Joints that make Greek salads that are 80% Iceberg lettuce.

I was taught to use romaine. And I always go light on the lettuce. If I'm making a salad for myself, sometimes I don't use any at all. A greek salad made without lettuce is known as Horiatiki Salata.

You are absolutely correct, Steezo.

You could do a lot worse than encountering a quarter pound of feta.

For instance you could encounter 300 pounds of AC Cream.

Has anyone ever heard from Ssavanna Samson? I suspect some of her bones are still digesting in AC's gut.

Gold, that's gold Jerry! lol

^--I confess I think Kenny Bania was one of the weaker recurring characters. It just seemed way too forced.

Roundtine.

Agreed, but the soup at Mendy's is pretty damn good.

Soups not a meal!!!

I think that Bania was so over the top was what made his character so quirkily funny.

George's screaming parents used to about make me leave the room.
Jerry Stiller > Ben Stiller by miles though.
Uncle Leo [the dude playing him was on Everybody Loves Ray too] always cracks me up.

Bania was great. I even loved Bob "The Maestro" Cobb. Criticizing 'Seinfeld' for being over the top suggests you are misremembering it.

The guy who played Uncle Leo also played a heavy in 'Outlaw Josey Wales' of all things.

Simp, I don't know who you're addressing with this quip.

I always though George's parents were over the top (everyone did), but it wasn't mean. Ray Romao's parents (Frank and Marie IIRC) seemed to have a subtext of vindictiveness. I wasn't a fan of that show, but I will also note that Brad Garrett, who played Ray's brother, also appeared once on Seinfeld as Jerry's mechanic who stole his car. And weren't JFK's golf clubs in the back of the car?

I remember that as being Puddy. Also, wasn't it Rose Kennedy's clubs? But I'm certain Kramer and Newman pursued him and ran over the clubs as he chucked them out. They were driving a mail truck full of refundable sodapop bottles to be refunded in Michagan, which paid a few cents more per bottle than New York.

Wrong.

Puddy (played by Patrick Warburton) was the salesman in am episode other than "The Bottle Deposit."



And they were definitely JFK's clubs. Mr. Peterman had Elaine bid on them at an auction, but her rival Sidra (aka The Braless Wonder) tried to outbid her. So Elaine way overpaid on the clubs. You don't know your Seinfeld, simp. Try harder.

YeahThat'sRight.

When was Puddy anything other than a mechanic? And very unsalesmanlike? Isn't the point of his character that he was simplistic/inarticulate/blue collar ie diametrically opposed to Elaine and the main bunch? We're edging into nerd territory here.

Try watching the episode "The Dealership" you stupid drunk. Then go buy a few Twix candy bars simp. I've forgotten more about Seinfeld than you ever remembered.

Seasons 3 and 4 are the only ones I revisited on dvd (I haven't had any kind of tv service for about 15 years) much like the only Dylan albums I get out are 'Blonde on Blonde' and 'Bringing it All Back Home' and ignore the rest. But in light of the Nobel Prize in Lit maybe I'll give all the rest a listen again.
But in any case I think it does me a disservice to blame all my failings on my relationship with alcohol. I didn't start drinking until I was in my 20s and was a fully formed person by the time of 8.

Simp, did you ever jack off your pud to Teri Hatcher when she was on the show. Remember...they're real...and they're fabulous.

You know which girlfriend guest star I was most taken with? The concert pianist George did the pre-emptive breakup with. Something slightly butch about her that really appealed to me. Jerry's girlfriends were mostly mannequins accept for Janeane Garofalo.
And Hatcher's tits were "spectacular", in her estimation.

Fixed.

Can we just stop making TV commercials for deodorant? I'm sick of seeing armpits on TV. And I don't care if one brand is "dryer" than the others. I don't expect to ever be in a real-life situation where someone blows a tube of glitter into my armpit to see if any of it sticks.

Even worse, the ones where they blow grass clippings.

When you order an iced americano and they give you cold brew poured over ice. That disgusting hipster shit isn't coffee.

The only fucking commercial local newspaper just went subscription-only ($9.99/mo) for reading news articles online. At least the #1 TV station here still has a free news site.

Certain types of customers, people who think they're above you, cunts, bullshitters, lack of logic, passive aggressiveness, waiting, people who stare too long (unless I like you).

My level of tolerance has decreased lately and I lose temper easily so I have no problems blowing up. I wear my heart on my sleeve so if you irritate me you will know.

My wiener is really confused by your hotness combined with what looks like an even filthier bathroom mirror than mine.

I just saw your reply. Sharp eyes. Actually it's a bedroom mirror and yes it is filthy. Don't worry, it ain't cum or anything like that though it's lotion that shot out like cum ages ago and I can't be bothered to clean up.

I assumed it was tooth paste splatters

So Gritty! Just who the hell are you? [apologies to Bart Simpson]

Young twenty-something who likes porn and sex and the nonsense that goes on around here. But I feel i've joined too late as all the exciting stuff and pornstar-interaction took place years ago.

I just remembers another story from duke skywalker when he was on here. Him and big red went to a chick apartment to shoot and they smelled gas so red shimmied up a pipe to the woman's apartment and she was passed out from a gas leak and he dragged her out. So I guess they are heroes/great guys. When they're not making emotional damaged women eat their own puke and having them talk abut being fucked by their uncles.

Aww. No way. What? Oh my goodness. What a cool story. And I have a bit of a crush on red too...