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#627729 - 05/24/15 01:02 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
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This shit just poisons my soul.
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#627730 - 05/24/15 01:59 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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The socks and flops? Especially black socks. But isn't the point of flips to not have to wear socks? It's the ultimate old man look that spans the generations.
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#627732 - 05/24/15 02:15 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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socks and flops combo - in public. at least wear real sandals if you are going to do this, not flip flops.
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#627734 - 05/24/15 04:46 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Registered: 09/18/08
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Loc: DIEGO!
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#627743 - 05/24/15 09:23 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Any open toed footwear is just wrong for adult men. Unless you're in swimwear, wear some fucking shoes. Possible exceptions may be made for Asians and Homos where applicable.
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#627748 - 05/24/15 11:03 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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Open toe is fine if you are kicking around your own property/yard, at the beach or pool.
I can't stand how much men are pussies now and act like women when they are in the wrong. I had a guy carrying a few cups of coffee in a cup carrier from the store. I was walking to the right side of the sidewalk near the store. This pussy was walking down the center of the sidewalk talking on his phone and I had no space to my right so I just kept walking in MY space. He walked right into me and I didn't give way. He basically hit a solid object from his perspective. He hit me and got thrown off balance and staggered back to the side. He lost his coffees spilling down his legs and dropped his phone. He started bitching and whining like a cunt because I didn't get out of HIS way and was trying to blame me. I just laughed, told him to stay to his right side of the path and not in the middle and went on my way while he kept whining and bitching.
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#627763 - 05/25/15 03:24 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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I usually don't care how people dress but the hipsters and Lumbersexuals are getting on my fucking nerves. All these faggots with beards now remind me of the bearforce1 video that went viral a few years ago.
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#627773 - 05/25/15 09:24 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Any open toed footwear is just wrong for adult men. Unless you're in swimwear, wear some fucking shoes. Possible exceptions may be made for Asians and Homos where applicable. I am the proud owner of a pair of Footjoy golf sandals and you will have to pry them off of my cold dead body if I die anytime between April and October. Easily the most comfortable golf shoes I have ever owned.
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#627774 - 05/25/15 09:24 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I usually don't care how people dress but the hipsters and Lumbersexuals are getting on my fucking nerves. All these faggots with beards now remind me of the bearforce1 video that went viral a few years ago. Posers always suck. From line dancing douchebags who dressed up in full cowboy gear having never petted a horse, to welfare spooks wearing work boots. Find solace in the fact that many of them will get hooked on opiates and die of AIDS from dirty needles or trickin to get drugs.
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#627811 - 05/27/15 08:27 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I don't know what to call it but that haircut gals are getting where the side is way longer than the back and they look like basset hounds. Ugly with a capital UGH!
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#627901 - 05/30/15 12:13 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people.
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#627935 - 05/30/15 07:04 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Registered: 05/23/13
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I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people. Nigerian Princes everyone of them.
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#627947 - 05/30/15 11:57 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
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A terrible gait grinds my gears. I can't deal with it. Can't deal with arm swinging, can't deal with ppl who don't pick up their feet when they walk, etc. Haha, I have a terrible gait. People that act like assholes all the time, and are just generally intollerable to be around. It's like maybe one day they'd wake up and have an epiphany and think "Gee, maybe if I weren't such a dick, people would like me better!"
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#627949 - 05/31/15 12:10 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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Loc: DIEGO!
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I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people. This is in Alaska? I have to imagine it is somewhat more pronounced in the Lower 48, where they are working on ways to get rid of that last white guy.
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#627957 - 05/31/15 09:39 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This is in Alaska? I have to imagine it is somewhat more pronounced in the Lower 48, where they are working on ways to get rid of that last white guy.
There are tons of African immigrants up here. Most of them seem to be taxi drivers. i think the local ethnic shopping mall even has a restaurant that serves goat now.
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#628009 - 06/01/15 08:42 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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20 something females whining and complaining about their life and using fml and kmn on facebook. Grow the fuck up already. Not to mention the ones trying to date 17 and 18 year old boys still in high school. What a fucked up country we live in.
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#628042 - 06/03/15 01:09 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Highly recommended. If you like jail. Can we not endorse sex with minors here on our porn board if we'd like to keep XPT? This goes for all genders. You know nobody really cares when its a woman committing the crime against a male child over 13 unless she's a teacher. Even if the law gets involved the woman gets a fucking slap on the wrist. There is a woman and a man who are both on the sex offender's registry for crimes against under age victims who lived in the town I used to live in. The people had a shit fit over the dude living there. Not one fucking peep over the female offender and a few people did point that out to the mob. She could drink in the neighborhood bar without incident and nobody was posting fliers around her home for two blocks in any direction about her status and crimes. The dude couldn't even buy a 12 pack to take out of the neighborhood bar without at least being threatened. That pussy is one powerful pass.
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#628044 - 06/03/15 01:33 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Highly recommended. If you like jail. Can we not endorse sex with minors here on our porn board if we'd like to keep XPT? This goes for all genders. It is all good. BDM is in Kentucky. AOC is 16 there. ![](http://i.imgur.com/UoK7NwN.jpg)
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#628051 - 06/03/15 03:36 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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Society should care when the adult is a woman. Why should she be held less responsible because she's an adult female and the minor is male? It's just as damaging, no matter what Hollywood or some Penthouse Letters article in 1992 wants you to believe. I agree but you'll never see anyone especially the feminists get behind equality in policing and sentencing in the USA.
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#628052 - 06/03/15 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Go jack off reading 'Lolita' in Kentucky and leave it off XPT please. Lolita was only 13. That is no bueno.
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#628053 - 06/03/15 03:54 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Apparently front-lawn library boxes are the latest trend to reach Anchorage's upscale neighborhoods.
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#628057 - 06/03/15 06:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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In Kentucky the age of consent is indeed 16, generally, but the statute is hideously complex about whether or not it's a crime for someone older than 18 to be involved. I'm not admitted in Kentucky and can't parse that thicket of language. All I knew at the time, though (this was the 80s), was that a beautiful and bubbly neighbor girl who had seemed completely unattainable just weeks before came back from college over winter break and suddenly she was sucking my dick.
Seventeen, by the way, is old enough to join the Marine Corps or the Navy and get your ass shot off in a foreign land. Wikipedia usually boils them down well.
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#628059 - 06/03/15 08:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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If you are over 25 the safest bet is to stick to 21 and over.
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#628126 - 06/08/15 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Society should care when the adult is a woman. Why should she be held less responsible because she's an adult female and the minor is male? It's just as damaging, no matter what Hollywood or some Penthouse Letters article in 1992 wants you to believe. Whore morals and whore outrage in one post. Nice. Phony as the vaginal orgasm, but nice anyway.
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#632431 - 01/05/16 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I clicked on this link ^^^ solely because of the photo, then clicked through 50 or so animated GIF's of news bloopers and never once saw anything with that chick from the pic. Grrr!!!
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#632468 - 01/07/16 07:53 PM
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I hate those bait and switch slide shows. Hopefully you didn't have to see Nancy Grace's nipple
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#633231 - 02/09/16 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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When you select the "Free Shipping" option for an item and the shipping status stays on "Preparing to Ship" for days on end. Just because I'm not paying extra $ for overnight or 2nd day air doesn't mean my order should just get ignored for so long.
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#633719 - 02/25/16 05:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I hate when I run out of liquor.....and I'm too drunk to go to the store. Then I wish that I was still in LA where they deliver vodka for double the price and then I'd act like I had no money and Mickey Rourke would pay. Good times. There's an app called MiniBar. I think they have it in LA as well. Wait. Am I enabling you?
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#633738 - 02/26/16 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I wanted to get out of my car and choke this hipster dufus I just saw downtown. He had skinny jeans on, a manbun, a chin beard and he was riding a unicycle. A fat-tired unicycle, no less, which is what all the trendy bicyclists up here put on their bikes in the winter. Prolly on his way to the speakeasy for an IPA or some flaming faggot cocktail.
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#633742 - 02/27/16 02:50 AM
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Elder of Zion
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It should be legal to slap those fools. I saw a guy recently who walks around cradling an autoharp to his chest and randomly strums chords. Oh, with a long beard and felt hippie hat. I really wanted to sniper him with a bb gun as torture.
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#635632 - 04/10/16 06:38 PM
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There is a futhermucking Wahlburgers across Stillwell Ave from Nathan's.
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#635634 - 04/10/16 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Are their burgers shitty?
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#635641 - 04/10/16 08:48 PM
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That is surprising as I would think the food from a wacky reality-type television show would be phenomenal. Just like that Italian stereotype cake guy in New Jersey who makes ridiculous cakes whilst the cut-up employees carry on with their monkeyshines. Has anyone ever had that guy's cake? I can't imagine them being anything but average. Maybe interesting to look at, but probably bland and boring tasting.
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#635642 - 04/10/16 09:16 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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I think the Nathan's Coney Island documentary is still on Netflix. Famous Nathans. The bit about the cops being on the payroll is classic.
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#638285 - 06/07/16 01:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I just had possibly the dumbest conversation of my life with my car insurance customer service rep. My policy went up by $1,400 because "either the ratings or symbols we use have changed." I asked specially what had changed and she was like, "I just told you. The symbols we use were incorrect and now they're correct." I asked her to explain it without using the word "symbols" and she couldn't.
Her: The factors we use have changed. Me: What factors specifically have changed exactly? Her: The ratings or symbols that we use. Me: Stop! Stop it! Stop saying "symbols!" Btw, thank you for providing me no useful information whatsoever.
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#638293 - 06/07/16 03:31 PM
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Two things about traffic: People who slow down when merging onto highways from onramps
Intersections with a left-turn light that have no "No Right On Red" signs on the opposing side
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#640252 - 08/19/16 09:24 AM
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#640269 - 08/20/16 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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We have about a mile long tunnel through the mountain here. 45mph speed limit. I generally breeze through at 50 or 55. Some people will do the 45 right until they get in the tunnel and then slow to 30 to 35 in the left fucking lane. Argghhhh.
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