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Burg,

Where do you pull your new whores from - strip clubs or escort listings? Both have distinct advantages.



It takes someone special to crack the "Burg Roster" of women whose holes I use to jack off, typically though it requires several face to face encounters (strip clubs, a bar in a Hotel on the road or in a Casino....or someplace more innocuous, like the Mall or even a Hospital...I'll explain the Hospital in a minute.) After I chat/discourse with a prospective whore and have won HER trust by purchasing several lap dances, drinks and/or dinner, it is now her turn to win my trust and interest by flirtatiously and openly discussing in the most filthy, graphic raunchy manner just what she will do and for how much.

Strippers and bar girls in nice hotels are preferred because they tend to have the minimum hottness required and I already know they are whores on the inside. But like the old saying goes "If you cant say it, you cant do it...." and even the most beautiful sophisticated whore has to be able to take my hand or place her hand or foot in my crotch, look me in the eye and tell me " I want to gobble your load" or something equivalent and then tell me what she expects as a base $$$ to begin constructing the debauched adventure. I dont believe in this bullshit of "discretion and sophistication".....I think she is hott, she likes me and wants some money, I want to see my splooge splashing onto her tongue and disappearing down her throat, so why diffuse the heat with talk of "300 ROSES and a twix bar" as her minimum for a blowjob????? I'll let my sophistication and intellect and good taste shine in other areas and at other times.



HOSPITALS: You scour the Emergency rooms and/or urgent care clinics between the hours of 6 pm until 10 pm and look for hott chicks who are over-acting like they are in pain. Chances are she is a pill popping whore in withdrawal trying to score a few percs to get her through the night so she can earn $$$ and then go see her dealer and buy more pills to get her through the week, etc etc. I roll up to her, put my HAND IN MY POCKET AND SHAKE THE PILL BOTTLE I HAVE IN THERE, and motion with my head for her to follow me out the door. If I am really lucky, she wont actually be an experienced professional whore, just some hooked-yet-HOTT desperate chick who's life is falling apart, and I can manipulate her with a few white lies into becoming a type of "chemically dependent mistress" for a few weeks until i get bored with the sight of my splooge going into her mouth and cast her off for the next big thing. Or maybe she turns out to be a keeper because she knows how to talk filthy and really truly LOVES to gobble (or at least can CONVINCE you she fuckin' loves it, like a certain resident whore here at XPT)....
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