Thanks, Craig. In your honour, I face blasted a beautiful young thing I met at Adultcon today. Here's the entry from the blog: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2009/03/21/adultcon-day-1/

Meet Lynn Love. She's 20. I'm 40. We shere the same birthday and she is exactly half my age. Exactly....to the day. Fuck me....she's perfect!