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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to catch




Fixered.....



HO! HO!!!! That's funny!! You really show a highly-developed sense of humor. It's like you expect the word "get" to be at the end of the system but then you put another word. In the movie Forrest Gump, he said life is like a box of chocolates and then you changed it to make it seem like she could have caught an STD at the shoot. That's funny! Man, how did you think that up?? Sometimes I type and type and type and cannot find what I want to say and then you.....YOU!.....just change one word -- a petite three letter word even.....and the entire meaning and reference is made absolutely hilarious.

I mean, really, I am still on the floor busting a gut over how that bon mot made my day. It is word play combined with an insult and yet it ties in sex, too.

I don't know what to say, man, other than thank you. Thank you so much for sharing your gift with the world. Hacks like Dane Cook and Robin Williams.....fuck 'em. You are the real King of Comedy and I take my hat off to you.

Hey, I know this is a bit of an imposition but could you somehow turn my hat reference into a balding joke? I mean, is it even possible? Maybe you could craft some sort of word change or something. It would be side-splitting, I'm sure. Me, I just search and search and search......nothing. Please, give one more ray of comedic light, you Don Rickles of xxxpt. Betcha you could match wits with the likes of him, eh?

Thank you, man. Thank you!
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