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#408252 - 03/18/09 10:10 PM
Brianna Beach
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#408256 - 03/18/09 11:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hot whore. It's about time. But I HAAATE when chicks wear those tshirt bras with the hardened cup. UNSEXY.
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#408258 - 03/19/09 01:48 AM
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and shes 420 friendly... 
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#408259 - 03/19/09 02:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This lady must have a sunny disposition to be just 420 friendly after being with Eli and then the likes of Brandon. Mainlining paint thinner and huffing jenkem balloons would be the ideal coping strategy for dating Eli.
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#408260 - 03/19/09 08:52 AM
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I'm sorry Brandon, but I have to disagree with your 10.0 rating. For me, a PW's butthole needs to be pink, conjuring up thoughts of "new car smell", in order to achieve a perfect score. If you went anywhere from 9.5-9.9, I would give you no argument.
Example:
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#408262 - 03/19/09 12:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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always liked her. She's 32 according to iafd.
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#408263 - 03/19/09 01:09 PM
Re: Brianna Beach
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Porn Jesus
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I'm sorry Brandon, but I have to disagree with your 10.0 rating. For me, a PW's butthole needs to be pink, conjuring up thoughts of "new car smell", in order to achieve a perfect score. If you went anywhere from 9.5-9.9, I would give you no argument.
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The score cards of all the judges have been reviewed. As per Olympic rules, the high and low scores were eliminated. (I didn't trust the Romanian judge, BTW.) The perfect score stands and it has been entered into the record books.
No performance enhancing drugs were found in her system, too. I wish I could say the same.....
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#408264 - 03/19/09 01:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to catch
Fixered.....
HO! HO!!!! That's funny!! You really show a highly-developed sense of humor. It's like you expect the word "get" to be at the end of the system but then you put another word. In the movie Forrest Gump, he said life is like a box of chocolates and then you changed it to make it seem like she could have caught an STD at the shoot. That's funny! Man, how did you think that up?? Sometimes I type and type and type and cannot find what I want to say and then you.....YOU!.....just change one word -- a petite three letter word even.....and the entire meaning and reference is made absolutely hilarious.
I mean, really, I am still on the floor busting a gut over how that bon mot made my day. It is word play combined with an insult and yet it ties in sex, too.
I don't know what to say, man, other than thank you. Thank you so much for sharing your gift with the world. Hacks like Dane Cook and Robin Williams.....fuck 'em. You are the real King of Comedy and I take my hat off to you.
Hey, I know this is a bit of an imposition but could you somehow turn my hat reference into a balding joke? I mean, is it even possible? Maybe you could craft some sort of word change or something. It would be side-splitting, I'm sure. Me, I just search and search and search......nothing. Please, give one more ray of comedic light, you Don Rickles of xxxpt. Betcha you could match wits with the likes of him, eh?
Thank you, man. Thank you!
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#408265 - 03/19/09 01:29 PM
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Registered: 01/30/08
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No, thank YOU, Mr. Irons, for being you...
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#408266 - 03/19/09 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No, thank YOU, Mr. Irons, for being you...
No, screw you, Tatty.
HO! HO!! Now I do funny like you do funny! Hey, that wasn't so hard, like me, when I get oral lovin'.
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#408267 - 03/19/09 01:50 PM
Re: Brianna Beach
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Oral lovin'...heh.....
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#408268 - 03/19/09 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Sounds to me like someone is in meltdown mode. 
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#408270 - 03/19/09 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Can you get Brianna to post here, Brandon? She's frickin' hot, and she could provide some good material here.
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#408271 - 03/19/09 03:37 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to catch
Fixered.....
HO! HO!!!! That's funny!! You really show a highly-developed sense of humor. It's like you expect the word "get" to be at the end of the system but then you put another word. In the movie Forrest Gump, he said life is like a box of chocolates and then you changed it to make it seem like she could have caught an STD at the shoot. That's funny! Man, how did you think that up?? Sometimes I type and type and type and cannot find what I want to say and then you.....YOU!.....just change one word -- a petite three letter word even.....and the entire meaning and reference is made absolutely hilarious.
I mean, really, I am still on the floor busting a gut over how that bon mot made my day. It is word play combined with an insult and yet it ties in sex, too.
I don't know what to say, man, other than thank you. Thank you so much for sharing your gift with the world. Hacks like Dane Cook and Robin Williams.....fuck 'em. You are the real King of Comedy and I take my hat off to you.
Hey, I know this is a bit of an imposition but could you somehow turn my hat reference into a balding joke? I mean, is it even possible? Maybe you could craft some sort of word change or something. It would be side-splitting, I'm sure. Me, I just search and search and search......nothing. Please, give one more ray of comedic light, you Don Rickles of xxxpt. Betcha you could match wits with the likes of him, eh?
Thank you, man. Thank you!
lmao...
Bi.. not if but when your cock rots off you need to write childrens books. You are so fucken simple and funny at a juvenile level. Plus you can can rhyme. I mean who does that?. If you could cook anything other than std's you'd be a triple threat, Martha.
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#408272 - 03/19/09 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Can you get Brianna to post here, Brandon? She's frickin' hot, and she could provide some good material here.
A pesky court order prevents me from having any further contact with Brianna.
Haven't seen or spoken with her since that glorious date we had.
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#408284 - 03/20/09 10:19 PM
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Registered: 06/25/08
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She Has One Amazing Ass!!! I'd love to see her mouth gobble up 10 loads at www.spermcocktail.com!!! Brandon you rock man!  Keep the girls filled Brandon!! -Craig
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#408288 - 03/21/09 10:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#408290 - 04/07/09 02:45 PM
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Registered: 04/07/09
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Nice!! Great smile ass fun bags!! Looks like you had some fun with this one!
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#408291 - 09/11/09 08:13 AM
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Registered: 08/23/09
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Loc: georgia
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I would take sloppy seconds for a piece of that nice ass
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