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#408194 - 03/18/09 12:03 PM Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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She asks the cops to search her laptop because she suspects her boyfriend was looking at childporn. They find her fucking her dog instead. clicky


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#408195 - 03/18/09 12:12 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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#408196 - 03/18/09 12:56 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Damn ! Even dogs get better looking chicks than me !
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#408197 - 03/18/09 01:02 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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If you showed me the photo and asked me to guess what she was arrested for, I would have said: Schoolteacher who fucks her minority students. She just has that look about her. But, I guess maybe a dog will work in a pinch.
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#408198 - 03/18/09 01:11 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Heh. Minorities, dogs. Same deal.
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#408199 - 03/18/09 01:53 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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She asks the cops to search her laptop because she suspects her boyfriend was looking at childporn.





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They find her fucking her dog instead. clicky






STUPID:
found in the laptop's "recycle bin."

NOT STUPID:
"The one with the dog."


At least she knew something...



Poor snoop... The dog, I mean...
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#408200 - 03/18/09 01:54 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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I'm hoping a pic of the boyfriend surfaces.
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#408201 - 03/18/09 02:36 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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I'm hoping a pic of the boyfriend surfaces.



+1 I bet he's hot. On the other hand not so much since she went out to fuck a dog...
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#408202 - 03/18/09 02:45 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Maybe she had the most attractive dog ever?

I don't know, I like some pretty weird shit but at least I keep it to my own species.
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#408203 - 03/18/09 06:23 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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or the most well hung ?
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#408204 - 03/18/09 06:29 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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My great Dane would like to assfuck you. No lube, he's allergic.


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Where did he learn to ass fuck men? How do you know he's allergic to lube?

That shit is illegal. I'm reporting you to Animal Protective Services. AIDS jumped from chimps to fag humans because of zoophiles like you.






Freestylah is into this dog/human love shit with his great dane.
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#408205 - 03/18/09 07:29 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Sick fucking bitch, someone needs to hang her by her toenails and torture her.

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#408206 - 03/18/09 08:28 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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"The dog then jumped on the bed and began licking her vagina as Owen closed her eyes and leaned her head back.....The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera"
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#408207 - 03/18/09 09:38 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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She must like it doggie style. Thank you very much. Good night everybody! I'm here all week!
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#408208 - 03/18/09 09:49 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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"The dog then jumped on the bed and began licking her vagina as Owen closed her eyes and leaned her head back.....The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera"




She must not have applied enough peanut butter --desu
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#408209 - 03/19/09 03:07 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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#408210 - 03/19/09 03:26 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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My great Dane would like to assfuck you. No lube, he's allergic.


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Where did he learn to ass fuck men? How do you know he's allergic to lube?

That shit is illegal. I'm reporting you to Animal Protective Services. AIDS jumped from chimps to fag humans because of zoophiles like you.






Freestylah is into this dog/human love shit with his great dane.



Don't worry Coke we don't expect you to understand much, not even a sense of humor or a sense of anything at all.

Now run along, your horny pussy's waiting.

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#408211 - 03/19/09 06:08 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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+1 I bet he's hot. On the other hand not so much since she went out to fuck a dog...




Hot or not he's still a pedo. As a mother your instinct *should* be disgust at people like this, yet you automatically assume he's 'hot'.

Wait for it.....


One sec.......



Almost there.......



Aaaaaand:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#408212 - 03/19/09 10:18 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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+1 I bet he's hot. On the other hand not so much since she went out to fuck a dog...




Hot or not he's still a pedo. As a mother your instinct *should* be disgust at people like this, yet you automatically assume he's 'hot'.



I didn't see on the article that said they found any of her boyfriend's kiddie porn. Unless it was just overshadowed by her "interspecies erotica". Show me where it said they actually found something on the guy and "I'll stand corrected". I assumed he's good looking because she isnt bad looking. Based on looks alone. If I saw someone on the street and thought they were good looking their paraphilia's woundn't be the first thing to cross my mind.

My thoughts on pedos:

See for me, kiddie porn is a relative term. Anything with people 18 and under is considered "kiddie porn". And any person of legal age involved with a minor is technically "pedophilia" Right? I mean I know in my early teens I was dating older, older guys and as far as the "pedos" go they knew what was going on... To me if everyone knows what theyre getting into and it's consensual. It's OK. Besides, pornstars and wannabe's who video tapes themselves engaging in "sex acts" or "taking nude pics". Oh that's right dumbasses.

Like you've never looked at a pair of "teenage tits" weather or not you knew they were jailbait.


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Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



WHY haven't YOU yet "ignored" my messages? Please help the children by not exploiting(v.) them.



Thank You,
Electrostatic.
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#408213 - 03/19/09 10:24 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Sounds like gypsy, but the woman at the picture is not ugly enough to be her.
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#408214 - 03/19/09 04:45 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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She must like it doggie style. Thank you very much. Good night everybody! I'm here all week!




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#408215 - 03/19/09 06:38 PM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Sounds like gypsy, but the woman at the picture is not ugly enough to be her.


Another nobody, jump on the band wagon it's the cool thing to do here at XPT and everyone will think you are on the "in".
Good for you, sleep well tonite.
I would kill anyone who ever harmed an animal much less tried to fuck them, you schmuck, you dont know shit about me. So stay the fuck out of it.
Love how everyone says Im ugly when most of you have never seen me, and if you refer to that picture back in 2003 Im still not ugly there...I have tons of messages saying how pretty I am (BUT I am not a scumbag and would never post peoples PM'S or emails, its personal) ....but whatever, I dont need XPT approval...Keep it moving Croc of shit.

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#408216 - 03/20/09 01:01 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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I see that Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr both said in the BTS for Evil Pink 4 that they would be willing to fuck a dog.

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#408217 - 03/20/09 02:19 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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I see that Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr both said in the BTS for Evil Pink 4 that they would be willing to fuck a dog.



If they're fucking porn mopes already, a dog seems like a step up.
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#408218 - 03/20/09 04:01 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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I see that Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr both said in the BTS for Evil Pink 4 that they would be willing to fuck a dog.




They would be willing. That doesn't mean much.

I can imagine that I would be willing to kill someone. That doesn't mean I'm about to commit a murder.

In my best Spanish:

Entre dicho y hecho, ay stretcho.
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#408219 - 03/20/09 05:49 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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She asks the cops to search her laptop because she suspects her boyfriend was looking at childporn. They find her fucking her dog instead. clicky






At least we finally know that electro's a woman
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#408220 - 03/20/09 08:39 AM Re: Beagle fucking bitch is stupid
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Eh, I prefer pitbulls....


OOOooooooH yeah, I went there....

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