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What would you rather.....

1) ass fuck
2) tit fuck
3) mouth fuck
4) take a dump on
5) rape
6) keep in your basement "Silence of the Lambs" style
7) marry
8) take home to mom
9) be stranded on an island with
10) go on a week-long booze/heroin/coke bender with



I've conferred with some people I know and can offer the following:

My great Dane would like to assfuck you. No lube, he's allergic.
Mark Wallice was coerced into mouth/throat fucking you (bareback, of course). You promise you swallow, right?
Personally, I'd like to take a dump on you and rape you (with burning flare or something alike). (Not necessarily in that order.)
Alex Jones paid handsomely for option 6 through 10. I think he's in love with you.....

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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.