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#408100 - 03/18/09 05:24 AM
K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Who would you rather.....
1) ass fuck
2) tit fuck
3) mouth fuck
4) take a dump on
5) rape
6) keep in your basement "Silence of the Lambs" style
7) marry
8) take home to mom
9) be stranded on an island with
10) go on a week-long booze/heroin/coke bender with
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#408101 - 03/18/09 05:29 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I thought K1ng was man --desu
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#408102 - 03/18/09 07:43 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I hope you're kidding. I thought K1ng was the Suicide Girl.
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#408105 - 03/18/09 10:30 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Coke, I must say I am electroshoked! I had no idea you were in to interspecies erotica. I knew you were a dumbass but you could have picked a more subtle avtr, don't you think? Oh Don't answer. I. No.
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#408106 - 03/18/09 10:40 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#408107 - 03/18/09 11:27 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I hope you're kidding. I thought K1ng was the Suicide Girl.
Are you serious?
Of course he is. Don't you know he's nothing but an albino gorilla that looks like a cross between Kojack and a cat.
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#408109 - 03/18/09 12:50 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Those are two things you don't have access to.
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#408110 - 03/18/09 01:04 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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You're on fire! How do you do it? Thanks being merciful and not playing the "I know you are, but what am I" card.
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#408111 - 03/18/09 01:24 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You're on fire! How do you do it? Thanks being merciful and not playing the "I know you are, but what am I" card.
I wish you were on fire. I am able to do it because I'm not you, so my sense of humor is couple of notches above the laughs you enjoy roasting minorities in giant ovens.
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#408114 - 03/18/09 02:01 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Who would you rather.....
1) ass fuck
2) tit fuck
3) mouth fuck
4) take a dump on
5) rape
6) keep in your basement "Silence of the Lambs" style
7) marry
8) take home to mom
9) be stranded on an island with
10) go on a week-long booze/heroin/coke bender with
1,2,3,8,9,10 Would have to be Gigi (I miss her, She was so funny)
4,5,6 Would have to be Electro
7 NOBODY!!!! 
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#408115 - 03/18/09 04:10 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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wut tha???
I bet you wish you could take that one back, petal.
Ooooh, I'm so embarrassed! I don't know the real identity of porn posters as well as you! I wouldn't know the real K1ng because unlike you I concentrate more on flesh and blood friends (not internet ones). I was thrown off by seeing someone once refer to "Quinne's avatar" (the SG girl is named "Quinne Suicide"). I don't pay attention to the entire board and usually only saw him/her/whatever in the mug shot thread, until a few recent political posts. And there are a lot of fruits on this board who would rather ass fuck a male K1ng than the three whores. Why should they be excluded?
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I wish you were on fire. I am able to do it because I'm not you, so my sense of humor is couple of notches above the laughs you enjoy roasting minorities in giant ovens.
There's that racism shit from you again. You never explained the preoccupation. Are you a jew, a type of gook or what?
Let's see if we can decipher your post. You wish I "was on fire", because "I'm not you". OK, moving on. Your sense of humor is "notches above" "laughs"? This is a MIXED METAPHOR, brainiac. Is Ringrish your second rang-rish? And lastly, I enjoy roasting minorities in ovens. You got me on this one. I do it all the time. I developed a taste for jewloaf while I was a guard at Buchenwald and I'm now on the run from Simon Wiesenthal. I never sleep in the same place two nights in a row.
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OMG! I love it ...
You blew it. I was going to offer to pay for you to get your beak trimmed.
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#408118 - 03/18/09 05:42 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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There's that racism shit from you again. You never explained the preoccupation. Are you a jew, a type of gook or what?
Bitch, I'm so white I make wonder bread look ethnic. I just don't seem to take as much pride in that fact as you do.
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#408119 - 03/18/09 06:10 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Bitch, I'm so white I make wonder bread look ethnic. I just don't seem to take as much pride in that fact as you do.
I've never talked about white "pride". I do, however, reserve the right to take as much pride in my own heritage as anyone else (no matter what their race is).
Getting back to your retarded mystery post:
-what the fuck were you talking about with that wishing I "was on fire", because "I'm not you" line? were you trying to write a haiku?
-did they neglect to teach you about mixed metaphors at some pc public school because they were too busy indoctrinating you about evil white males? why so ignorant?
-who sold me out and told you about my weekend hobby of roasting people and laughing about it?
-haven't you learned your lesson yet, dum dum? really, it's pathetic.
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#408120 - 03/18/09 06:32 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Sorry, I won. Anything you snatch up off the floor and manage to post after is going to filled with your own loose teeth.
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#408122 - 03/18/09 07:47 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
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Getting punked in your own thread can't be much fun. I can only presume that a different response was expected. Next time, try a poll, everyone likes a good poll. 
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#408123 - 03/18/09 07:56 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Sorry, I won. Anything you snatch up off the floor and manage to post after is going to filled with your own loose teeth
So, I will try to "post" something "snatched up off the floor" (another MIXED METAPHOR !!). And then this thing snatched up from the floor "is going to filled with" "loose teeth". Uhhhh, OK then! You "won" something - LOL!
For anyone who hasn't been paying attention, here are the posts that secured the victory:
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Of course he is. Don't you know he's nothing but an albino gorilla that looks like a cross between Kojack and a cat
Wowser! Eat your heart out Don Rickles!
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I wish you were on fire. I am able to do it because I'm not you, so my sense of humor is couple of notches above the laughs you enjoy roasting minorities in giant ovens.
Um, uh, yeah. How about that weather!
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#408127 - 03/18/09 11:43 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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similar thing happened when I reg'd at adt using a quinne avy after the xpt shut down for maintenance in jan. '07, jokingly blamed on phlog's meltdown from a short time before. if coke starts breaking out photoshops of the boss history is doomed to repeat itself. don't do it coke, it won't end well.
that being said, I like my chances in this contest given the weak low rent competition I'm up against.
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#408128 - 03/19/09 01:40 AM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#408129 - 03/19/09 06:32 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Says the man with the kitty avatar that's says "let's DO Coke"... What happened to Kojak and the chimp? You change fantasies faster than I can snort a line of 'caine...
If avatars are fantasies, you should use a pic of a nose that's not bulbous.
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Freestylah is NOT American. It might not be illegal where he lives. Does that make you green with envy?
Do people fuck anteaters there? If the natives can look past the size of anteater noses, they might think you're attractive!
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Cokey, I'm sure he'd love to but THAT would take forrreeeeeever! Dinnertime, however, WILL come soon. Right 'Stylah?...
Are you suggesting Freestylah wants to eat me? What is he some kind of a spook from Zimbabwe? They probably consider him a rancher because of the dog.
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#408130 - 03/19/09 10:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#408131 - 03/19/09 01:02 PM
Re: K1ng, Gia, Holly, Electro
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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This is like watching two seven year olds with Down's syndrome fight over the same ice cream cone.
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#408132 - 03/19/09 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^You have kids?
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#408137 - 03/19/09 01:42 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Did Loucypher used to put up clever or entertaining posts two years ago or something? I occasionally see people strain to stroke his ego for no observable reasons. If everyone is trying to be extra nice because he's dying of cancer, then let me know. I'd be happy to boost his ego in the time he has left. I'm not totally heartless!
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Not bad Coke. But that's twice you've used the "I don't know..help" defense. Actually you've used it three times but whos counting.
The "I don't know..help" defense? I'm not sure what that is, but it's just super-duper!!! Anyhoo, how's the chemo coming? You're in my prayers. Peace, brother.
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OK, at least that's respectable. Good job, Fiend. Most of your pals here are just weak.
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Sorry to double post but did Coke just prop a tranny pic?.
Yes..yes he did. lol
te he he! You really got me on that one, good buddy! That was wit-tastic! Is there anything I can do for you? Maybe I could bring some chicken soup over?
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#408140 - 03/19/09 03:48 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Very incisive! You're the king, Loucypher!
Don't be afraid. Go towards the the light. I'll see you on the other side. 
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#408141 - 03/19/09 04:16 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Nice edit, weakling.
Don't ever think I'm not watching.
When you say "go to the light" I'm thinking "who's the insect in the shadows?"
This is a joke betwen Coke and I.
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#408145 - 03/19/09 06:19 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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The "Lou's dead" shit was relative about 3 weeks ago, Joke.
Please do feel free to carry on because if theres one thing you do represent it's dead weight. Really. Off ya go. Make your mark Big-boi.
See how you're doing you're best and I'm hardly working?
Yes you can call me out on it but you're supposed to be "the smart guy".
How's that working out for you?.
Maybe make a poll, fuckstick.
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#408147 - 03/20/09 08:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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^Dear XPT poster/child protective nussaince/child obsessed thing, Everytime you talk about my children, you give all the Hyde-esque lurkers a reason to pull out their cock and start stroking it... Like this:  . Is that OK with you?   How protective. Thanks, Electrostatic
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OMG! I love it ...
What happened to Kojak and the chimp? You change fantasies faster than I can snort a line of 'caine...
My fantasy IS in my avy. 
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