Canada is too exciting for me!

I'm taking my tourist dollar elsewhere, perhaps south of our great nation's border!

I have received brochures about a charming Mexican city called Ciudad Juárez and will take refuge there to avoid the creeping menace of Vancourite gangs from the North!

I have to act quick because I have little faith in the citizens of the State of Washington to hold their positions as the first line of defense against Canadaism!