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In reality I ama degenerate, with few friends and a huge collection of porn.




HEY!! That's my shtick!!!


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Jesus Christ, Janine, you are heartbreakingly beautiful







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I really really want to know where she got those tattoos.




From a blind Tibetan fathered by Nazis who, like most white supremacists I know, finds white skin so hideous and offensive that it must be covered the odd eclectic collections of multi-colored artwork from a 7th-grade art class.


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je comprends mieux que le courrier ne fonctionnais pas kiss




Translation: Your surname compels me to surrender.


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Tu viens de quel coin de pays Marilyn




Translation: Too late, I surrendered first, Marilyn.


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