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#407988 - 03/17/09 11:52 AM
Top 10 Porn Bitches
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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These stuck-up whores have a high and mighty attitude - like they are too good for porn. They won't do gonzo unless - maybe - they are offered a fortune. What they really need is a solid humiliation throatfucking while tied up like a pig and swinging from a harness.
1. traci lords
2. janine
3. asia carrera
4. tera patrick
5. jenna jameson
6. jill kelly
7. stormy daniels
8. silvia saint
9. devon
10.gia jordan
Any other nominees? Explain your reasons!
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#407989 - 03/17/09 12:03 PM
Re: Top 10 Porn Bitches
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Gonzo wasn't even invented when Lords was in porn. Besides what series would she have done, Yesteday I was 15? Carrera did get fucked in the ass in one of Tom Byron's gonzos. Silvia Saint was in gonzos directed by Stagliano and John Leslie.
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#407992 - 03/17/09 12:59 PM
Re: Top 10 Porn Bitches
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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but gias done alot of gonzo
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i dont get it
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#407993 - 03/17/09 01:10 PM
Re: Top 10 Porn Bitches
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I guess he just figures Gia's a bitch and should be on the list.
I could care less about any of those bitches. Sure, I wacked it to Traci Lords....when I was 14. That is long ago. Only other one on the list I pulled my pud to is Sylvia Saint. She's hot in a plastic, fembot kind of way.
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#407994 - 03/17/09 01:38 PM
Re: Top 10 Porn Bitches
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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You don't fucking get it? These are the top 10 bitches - the ones that piss me off with their attitude. Past performances don't count for squat. Gia's snarky attitude to the bukkake boys merits her at least the no. 10 position.
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#407995 - 03/17/09 02:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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Horrible list... who the hell would want to see traci lords nude now? she looks HORRIBLE..
And watch gia's hogtied... you can get more emotion from a slab of beef...
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#407996 - 03/17/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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#407997 - 03/17/09 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ CumBack Pussy 6: The Poop Chute Salute - Asia Carrera & Kim Chambers Very, very  . I still have the VHS tape.
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#407998 - 03/17/09 07:58 PM
Re: Top 10 Porn Bitches
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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Didn't Tera Patrick start off in gonzo.
Lots of anal and choking and shit.
Of course,I think she known as Sadie Jordan or somesuch back then.
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#408001 - 03/17/09 11:17 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/12/09
Posts: 34
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you have to put jenna on the top
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#408002 - 03/18/09 07:07 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Christy Canyon could be on the list with the other prissy old bags. She is a baffling case because I understand she was a wanton slut off camera. I heard her say some shit about how condoms weren't a big concern back in the day because she had already fucked every co-star many times off camera without one before filming.
I think she did anal once on film, and it sucked. Props to all the people who filmed her for hiding the fact that her nose is huge from the side view.
All of you grammar queens would love her self-published book "Lights, Cameras, Sex". It read like it had been written by an eigth grader without the help of an editor.
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#408009 - 03/18/09 11:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 309
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Dude...if the whore don't SWALLOW she shouldn't even seed.
PS
No pun intended.
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#408010 - 03/18/09 11:55 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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She then exploited her notoriety with an awful porn video shot on her 18th birthday. She continues to exploit her porn past to this day to promote her B-movie career.
Exploitation by a PW? Unbelievable!
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#408011 - 03/19/09 12:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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2. Janine.
Shes' in the slammer over a lousy $300k. That crime pales in comparison to these:
•Would only do g/g for years.
•Faked a stolen tape with Bret Michaels as her way to cash in on b/g.
•Picks wussy hollywood "rough boys" for boyfriends.
•Tats herself up mad - makes up a story about defacing herself to get out of porn.
•Makes a big deal out of fucking blacks and now tranny's - yuck!
•Won't do anal.
Her sentence: A surprise DAP with Charles Manson and Brian Surewood during prison coed volleyball day.
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#408012 - 06/04/09 10:43 PM
Janine Countdown
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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17 days and counting before she's sprung - check her website for a running time clock. http://freejanine.com
How soon before she's spreading her gash for cash?
Or is Captain SaveaHo at the ready?
Can she ever be tamed by a man?
Or is it just a short ride to full-time hooking??
Janine sez "Hello Darlings, I've been busting my ass trying to pass the GED prior to release"
Its a Countdown to a Meltdown! - Guaranteed!
Catch the new series Janine Uncaged
(hardcore segments available for purchase online)
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#408013 - 06/05/09 09:39 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 20
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Have to add Mary Carey, Teri Weigel and Shelley Lubben to the list. Mary Carey: Uses Pornstar status when she needs it, then will shout she wants nothing to do with the industry. Teri Weigel: Thinks she is still the biggest star out there. Tends to think her career was hindered by Hugh Hefner, Jenna Jameson, Kathy Willets, etc. Feels she is extremely under paid to do adult work and now doesn't even want to do it any more [but does still]. You can't even find reviews that say her escorting is that great these days. Just a head case, ask people in the industry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ4mv2-XalgShelley Lubben: Nobody even knew who she was when she did porn, she wasn't even Pornstar. She comes off as such a porn bitch wanna be.
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#408016 - 06/05/09 06:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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#408017 - 06/05/09 10:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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From the Janine chat room on www.freejanine.com03:20 BarneyFife: I want to amen my earlier blog. I want everyone to know I am human trash masquerading as a humen fuckin' being. In reality I ama degenerate, with few friends and a huge collection of porn. You see, porn for losers like me is really my only outlet to pleasure, I have know friends and my family disowned me. Please forgive my obnoxious presence. 03:22 buddhaislaughing: You are forgiven tampon man, now go out into the world and sin no more! Info 09:39 Sam: Jesus Christ, Janine, you are heartbreakingly beautiful 02:04 DruePhoenix: I really really want to know where she got those tattoos. 07:46 marilyn: je comprends mieux que le courrier ne fonctionnais pas kiss jl 10:07 buddhaislaughing: Marilyn, stop speaking FROG on this blog! Comprende? 10:57 André: Tu viens de quel coin de pays Marilyn * 10:57 Mike: Hope you'll get free soon ** 06:11 buddhaislaughing: Looks like the FROGS are in town!!!!!!!! 06:12 Bigfoot: Rock and roll boddha! 08:15 Johnny: hey sweetie hope they free you soon 09:25 kripes: Hope to see some MMF from ya
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#408018 - 06/06/09 05:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#408019 - 06/06/09 07:17 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Hmm, of the supposed top 10 bitch list, only Sylvia's done Interracial.
Bitchiness and White Supremacy go hand in hand?
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#408020 - 06/07/09 01:57 PM
Re: Janine Countdown
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Shelley Lubben: Nobody even knew who she was when she did porn, she wasn't even Pornstar. She comes off as such a porn bitch wanna be.
I see it differently. Shelley was an adult who make a choice she came to regret. She regrets this choice deeply. It eats at her every day. And, instead of being an adult and accepting responsibility for her errant decision, she searches for the Satan that tricked her into selling her soul.
And she validates herself by finding and exploiting other PW's who will also play the Satan card, e.g. Crissy Moran, Sierra Sin.
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#408022 - 06/22/09 07:52 PM
Re: Janine Countdown
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Janine has been sprung from lockdown and moved into a halfway house. This raises many questions: 1. Is it possible to shoot porn in a halfway house? If she is released during the day to go to work - does spreading her ass cheeks on film or hooking count as a "job"? 2. Is it true she's preggers from a porno-style between-the-bars tryst with a prison guard? 3. Do her new prison tattoos blend in well with her other body "art"? And now is she finally defaced enough to be rejected by the snobs in the porn industry? 4. Did she ever pass the GED? What exactly is her IQ? Her Wonderlic score? 5. Has she received an apology from Tim Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury which admits the double-standard that exists between tax-evading whores in porn and tax-evading whores in government?  
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