I’ve already tried writing this review a few times and I haven’t begun contemplating the rest of this masturpiece by Sam No. Sam No surprisingly enough is the alter ego of Mason, and I must contend there is a difference in style. This is how we do: Check out art disc for a cursory inspection of promotional images as this helps one better hone in on the boner fodder with potential. Can’t wait around for it to get good with an itchy ff-finger. As I’m doing this I have the intro rolling in the Blu-ray. Yeah, I preview all porn on Blu-ray, still trying to discern how much magic it works on regular dvds as well. First scene with two potential Buttwoman candidates Kristina Rose & Kelly Devine was shangra la boom boom. Granted, smoking chronic is like putting on a jeweler’s lens on these rear ends since I looped it wordless as two sassy asses swayed like a hypnotist’s watch to my crotch and watched it many times over. Brilliant booty calassthetics that hinted at those 80’s workout tapes with the sweat leggings tucked around platforms with unsullied soles signifying thay are brand new, witch is meaningful to those with a pure fuck me shoe fetish like myself. The way these babes thrust their coozes into the air in unison is eye confection for the golden erection. At exactly 8 minutes into the first scene, with asses doing a reverse cowgirl booty bounce kind of like hoes in a rap video, but with white girl grace…. it became evident that so far this is the penultimate tease scene of the decade. Then onto a session of filthy clean sapphic magic until who gives a fuck about the guy showing up?... [Elegant Angel] trailer

Kristina Rose's ass is almost aesthetically flawless, not too big or flabby, just fuckin right for fuckin and struttin her stuff. No need to blow it out, girl, be smart & keep it pristine.

Kelly Devine's divine hindquarters.

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Ava Rose's scene in this rocks.

Yeah, her booty is asstacular, tasty pix up soon... just to wrap up this scene, the necessary evil of a stunt cock eventually arrives and thankfully it belongs to Mark Ashley, one of the least annoying dudes in the biz.

Ok, Ava Rose has a dumper of the highest calibre, it’s like she inadvertently re-invented herself somehow. For awhile there a few years back when they were newcummers, it seemed like Mia was more prolific, but hey I can’t focus on every gal in town unknowingly vying for my attention. Don’t think I’d let the first scene overshadow the rest of this dvd like a penumbra, even though it pretty much does, butt Ava’s ass is worth a doubletake make that a triple because dat butt is almost inter-dimensional, resting between almost too big, to a just right pair o' pears perfect for grabbing while rutting. It’s like butta, baby!

Jayden James seems to be at the top of her game now. Her funbags have inflatable nipples to suckle for hours on end or until she gets bored of it. The tease is rather laidback, nicely reflective of the sombre grey hazy day posing by the pool, displaying some tight-n-smove asskakes. Sweet on the eysesight.

Ok, rounding this out are two scenes with the ample assed Austin Taylor & Andi Anderson. For the sake of your attention spans, no more explanation needed, just stare at their derrieres instead.

Austin Taylor

Andi Anderson