I’ve already tried writing this review a few times and I haven’t begun contemplating the rest of this masturpiece by Sam No. Sam No surprisingly enough is the alter ego of Mason, and I must contend there is a difference in style. This is how we do: Check out art disc for a cursory inspection of promotional images as this helps one better hone in on the boner fodder with potential. Can’t wait around for it to get good with an itchy ff-finger. As I’m doing this I have the intro rolling in the Blu-ray. Yeah, I preview all porn on Blu-ray, still trying to discern how much magic it works on regular dvds as well. First scene with two potential Buttwoman candidates Kristina Rose & Kelly Devine was shangra la boom boom. Granted, smoking chronic is like putting on a jeweler’s lens on these rear ends since I looped it wordless as two sassy asses swayed like a hypnotist’s watch to my crotch and watched it many times over. Brilliant booty calassthetics that hinted at those 80’s workout tapes with the sweat leggings tucked around platforms with unsullied soles signifying thay are brand new, witch is meaningful to those with a pure fuck me shoe fetish like myself. The way these babes thrust their coozes into the air in unison is eye confection for the golden erection. At exactly 8 minutes into the first scene, with asses doing a reverse cowgirl booty bounce kind of like hoes in a rap video, but with white girl grace…. it became evident that so far this is the penultimate tease scene of the decade. Then onto a session of filthy clean sapphic magic until who gives a fuck about the guy showing up?... [Elegant Angel] trailer