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#407907 - 03/17/09 02:47 AM Is Coke the new Darrah?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
1) He's whiny and annoying.
2) He only seems to have one topic to talk about.
3) He hijacks threads with unrelated posts.
4) He states opinion as fact without supporting sources.

Did I miss anything?
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#407908 - 03/17/09 02:56 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
You're "back peddling" again, Einstein! WTF!

So sorry to have to embarrass you whenever you jump on the bandwagon and echo others with your lame copycat attacks. Can you pout and walk straight at the same time? Should I call you a Waaaambulance?

I can't wait to see the parade of bitches that will support your lame premise, all of whom have also have gotten the shit kicked out of them by yours truly on numerous occasions.

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#407909 - 03/17/09 04:13 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Should I call you a Waaaambulance?



Someone once told me this was once funny in 1994. Now, not so much. Quit "back peddling" you bitch!

So sorry to have to embarrass you whenever you jump on the bandwagon and echo others with your lame copycat jokes.
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#407910 - 03/17/09 06:27 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well in all fairness
everyone kinda hijacks threads on xpt
every thread turns into something else
moderated internet fora are boring



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#407911 - 03/17/09 11:13 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
"Is Coke the new Darrah? "


No
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#407912 - 03/17/09 02:03 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
BlackPanther Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
No, but he's just as boring and predictable.


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#407913 - 03/17/09 07:07 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Blink Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
What happened to Darrah, anyway?

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#407914 - 03/17/09 08:10 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

What happened to Darrah, anyway?




She was hospitalized with an impacted colon. No news lately.

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#407915 - 03/17/09 08:23 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:

What happened to Darrah, anyway?




She was hospitalized with an impacted colon. No news lately.




It was impacted by Bornyo's cawk while he called out Electrostatic's name as he came.
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#407916 - 03/17/09 08:25 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Haha! You're a real winner. Thanks for playing.

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#407917 - 03/18/09 02:30 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I don't know who either of these people are. Is gyspy the old pretty? Is Electro the new Holly, is Kim Carnes the vintage lady gaga, is chris martin really dudley moore? Eddie Murphy, Paul Simon, Julio, choppers, Hung Lo, billy Joel, Joel Madden, Maddox lee jolie-pitt. Billy Bob jolie, lot of important issues that ranked higher,
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#407918 - 03/18/09 01:14 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Haha! You're a real winner. Thanks for playing.




So you're done? Weak!...

In this case Darrah might be the real winner. I gotta hand it to her, bitch got banned like 2 months ago and she is STILL being talked about. Call it what you want, STUPID is FUNNY. And if that makes me stupid, then I guess I am...
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#407919 - 03/18/09 04:16 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
The previous post.....you know the rest.
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#407920 - 03/19/09 12:08 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Hahaha at LEAST it's somewhat original... Unlike you and me and well everyrone else on here.
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#407921 - 03/19/09 12:09 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
He is a tiresome twat.

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#407922 - 03/20/09 04:52 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
So is this alt ID, freestyledork.
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#407923 - 03/20/09 04:05 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
And another great post by BIFF.

I'm so happy that I'm able to enjoy your great contributions to this message board. You must be the type of poster Jeff had in mind, when he started XPT.
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#407924 - 03/20/09 08:11 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses


Pick your poison, choose wisely...
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#407925 - 03/20/09 08:58 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

And another great post by BIFF.

I'm so happy that I'm able to enjoy your great contributions to this message board. You must be the type of poster Jeff had in mind, when he started XPT.




:crickets:
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#407926 - 03/20/09 09:07 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

And another great post by BIFF.

I'm so happy that I'm able to enjoy your great contributions to this message board. You must be the type of poster Jeff had in mind, when he started XPT.








Fixed!


Why do you think Freestylah is Claude?
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#407927 - 03/20/09 10:45 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Coke = (the stupidity of Darrah + the self-importance of Kurt + the culture/taste of Donkey + plenty of free time due to being unemployed (even with three magical, gold-ticket degrees!) / (the books he's read (not including anyone who has a radio show and/or appears on Fox "News") + women who arouse him) * per 10 feet of stolen copper wire from meth-fueled "quests" to nearby foreclosed homes
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#407928 - 03/20/09 11:24 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^^^Goddamn!... ?
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#407929 - 03/21/09 01:26 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Quote:

Haha! You're a real winner. Thanks for playing.




So you're done? Weak!...

In this case Darrah might be the real winner. I gotta hand it to her, bitch got banned like 2 months ago and she is STILL being talked about. Call it what you want, STUPID is FUNNY. And if that makes me stupid, then I guess I am...




Looks like she may not be banned.




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#407930 - 03/21/09 01:36 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
OMG so people can see when I'm lurking on the female mugshots thread or she's dead inside eyes?
They're so fascinating!
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#407931 - 03/21/09 01:41 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Haha! You're a real winner. Thanks for playing.




So you're done? Weak!...

In this case Darrah might be the real winner. I gotta hand it to her, bitch got banned like 2 months ago and she is STILL being talked about. Call it what you want, STUPID is FUNNY. And if that makes me stupid, then I guess I am...




Looks like she may not be banned.






You can still lurk while you are banned just not post or reply to PM's. She totally lurks she told me so on MySpace when she pursed "reasons why you(me) should hate Jeff". Stupid nosey bitch. I hadn't seen her on the screen before though... Unless Willy D welcomed her back... Again...
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#407932 - 03/21/09 02:03 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I believe this might be were she culls all of her blog "content" from.

First off it's funny that forum posters are considered a reliable source.

And secondly why would you ever quote any poster by name considering that we can (and do) change our display names?

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#407933 - 03/21/09 02:41 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


And secondly why would you ever quote any poster by name considering that we can (and do) change our display names?






I remember posters by the shit they say. Not their avatars and usernames. If you do a search post will say "edited by (insert former user name here)".


Think: Typing style. "lol's", puntuation (or lack of) grammar, overuse of words, and basically "posting style" in general. No wonder we catch all the alts.

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#407934 - 03/21/09 02:50 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Take that garbage somewhere else. This is the Pro-Coke thread.
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#407935 - 03/21/09 03:01 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Take that garbage somewhere else. This is the Pro-Coke thread.



If that's the case, then, we came to the right place and it's a not a technical derail. So STFU.


Thanks for allowing me to "shine" in that "stable of bitches" thread of yours that I 'brutally assraped'. Next?
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#407936 - 03/21/09 05:49 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Thanks for allowing me to "shine" in that "stable of bitches" thread of yours that I 'brutally assraped'. Next?




Electro,

I've been trying to ignore you because sometimes I feel guilty about making bitches cry, but I guess I underestimated you. You did an amazing job of copying and pasting another post and then switching the names around. You truly shined - like the bulbous, oily W.C. Fields nose on your face.





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#407937 - 03/21/09 10:05 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Wrong, Electro is very, beautiful. She just doesn't want her pics posted publicly, and I do not blame her one bit, but I have seen her in private and she is a delicious little dish. Small, but very big in the mouth area.

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#407938 - 03/21/09 10:31 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Which of these three doesn't belong?

Trick question!








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#407939 - 03/21/09 01:42 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I've been trying to ignore you because sometimes I feel guilty about making bitches cry, but I guess I underestimated you. You did an amazing job of copying and pasting another post and then switching the names around.



Well if you weren't a fucking moron you'd notice I actually DIDN'T change the names around.

But thanks I know I did great!

Quote:










Thanks Gyps but I know I'm pretty big. Both in general but in the nose and mouth area too. That's ok as long as I know I'm smarter than Coke. Even better, I'm smarter than Coke even while on coke.
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#407940 - 03/21/09 01:54 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Why do you think Freestylah is Claude?




Because he's trolling retard with nothing to contribute here. The extent of his thoughts have mostly to do with Sasha Grey. Anything else, it's blah, blah, blah, duh, duh, duh, dee dee dee.

Quote:

Wrong, Electro is very, beautiful. She just doesn't want her pics posted publicly, and I do not blame her one bit, but I have seen her in private and she is a delicious little dish. Small, but very big in the mouth area.




No amount of ass-kissing is going to win you any allies here, gyptard. Take your condescending, holier than thou ass and jump off the nearest cliff, bridge, or urinal.
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#407941 - 03/21/09 02:15 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

I've been trying to ignore you because sometimes I feel guilty about making bitches cry, but I guess I underestimated you. You did an amazing job of copying and pasting another post and then switching the names around.



Well if you weren't a fucking moron you'd notice I actually DIDN'T change the names around.

But thanks I know I did great!

Quote:










Thanks Gyps but I know I'm pretty big. Both in general but in the nose and mouth area too. That's ok as long as I know I'm smarter than Coke. Even better, I'm smarter than Coke even while on coke.



I got to admit, I think you look pretty hot.
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#407942 - 03/21/09 03:53 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Is that really her? She's cute!
How about showing the tits now?
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#407943 - 03/21/09 08:32 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
She is very pretty and those are older pics, she took her pics down. She had prettier ones up there, with the sexy look......I dont need friends on a message board Biffy, I have real friends unlike you....mind your business about me and Electro.

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#407944 - 03/21/09 09:24 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Ode to Jewish noses.....





































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#407945 - 03/21/09 09:48 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
: rolls a penny :
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#407946 - 03/22/09 12:35 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses








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#407947 - 03/22/09 02:19 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43






















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#407948 - 03/22/09 02:38 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I dont need friends on a message board Biffy, I have real friends unlike you....mind your business about me and Electro.




That's funny. You say you don't need friends on a message board but you sure kiss enough ass here to prove otherwise. Your brain is fried from all the pill popping and heroin snorting. You're not well. Check yourself in but please don't check out.
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#407949 - 03/22/09 02:47 AM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
"Ode to Jewish Noses" is relocating to its own thread.
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#407950 - 03/24/09 02:38 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Thanks for allowing me to "shine" in that "stable of bitches" thread of yours that I 'brutally assraped'. Next?




Electro,

I've been trying to ignore you because sometimes I feel guilty about making bitches cry, but I guess I underestimated you. You did an amazing job of copying and pasting another post and then switching the names around. You truly shined - like the bulbous, oily W.C. Fields nose on your face.




Your idea of ignoring her was to make a Jew nose thread?.
Okay.

And while we're on the subject of appearances.. Why do you have to pay for sex?. You got the Rocky Dennis thing going on?. Maybe a weight problem. Hair lip is it?.
Inquiring minds and all... spill playboi.





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#407951 - 03/24/09 02:49 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You're too late lou, he's already gone to bed. Nothing like those highly degreed people who choose not to work for a living, but stay up all night posting on the internet. Masters degree indeed.

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#407952 - 03/24/09 03:15 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529


who's the piece of poon with larry king?

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#407953 - 03/24/09 03:15 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

You're too late lou, he's already gone to bed. Nothing like those highly degreed people who choose not to work for a living, but stay up all night posting on the internet. Masters degree indeed.




lol...

Fucken kid went on a tear didn't he?.
From 11:30(my time) last night to 3:30ish today. The longest break between posts is almost 2 hours. lol

It just screams parking lot broom boi or at the very least he shows up early and works late as balloon knot attendant at the exit 58 truck stop glory hole.
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#407954 - 03/24/09 03:50 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

1) He's whiny and annoying.
2) He only seems to have one topic to talk about.
3) He hijacks threads with unrelated posts.
4) He states opinion as fact without supporting sources.

Did I miss anything?




his enthusiasm is turning people off.

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#407955 - 03/24/09 04:48 PM Re: Is Coke the new Darrah?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

4) He states opinion as fact without supporting sources.




Also known as factual idiot posturing. Feel free to use that whenever needed. And with Coke, you'll use it often.
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