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#407771 - 03/18/09 01:01 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

we better shut up lol
or people will be suspicious of us
and any mountaindew we might offer themlol



My boyfriend drinks Mt. Dew. I stopped when I saw read the CyberHillbilly Blog.




Quote:

Hey its gotta be good for the ego to have your own personal promo machine here at xpt, some people pay for that (monstar star factory). I ate hair covered roll ups growing up and turned out fine.



Now that was fucking funny!





Quote:

A little bird told me that Electro is a short jewish yenta with a large schnaz.



L'Chayim!

By any chance was it this bird?




Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.







Quote:

I enjoy this thread. I like the disclaimers that pop up every 5 or so posts.


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Edited by electrostatic (03/18/09 01:08 PM)
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#407772 - 03/18/09 02:19 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Normally I'd say sure, let the broad stay, but I'm totally holding out for at least one titty before I give it the Dirty Seal this time. Show your tit and I'll throw you half of this Mardi Gras bead strand I have here on the top sleeper bunk Static.

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#407773 - 03/18/09 02:32 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits... Boring!
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#407774 - 03/18/09 03:02 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits... Boring!




It's just that many of us don't have a National Geographic subscription.
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#407775 - 03/18/09 03:12 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits... Boring!



It's just that many of us don't have a National Geographic subscription.



Why wouldn't you?! I mean it's as common as going to Subway or going on a diet...
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#407776 - 03/18/09 03:28 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits... Boring!



It's just that many of us don't have a National Geographic subscription.



Why wouldn't you?! I mean it's as common as going to Subway or going on a diet...




He's hinting at the "nips on floor" thing isn't he?.
He's like that. Hurtful isn't it. I mean the comment, not the tits hitting the floor.

Tell him that Nat Geo couldn't afford you, not on their best day... and further and foremost, neither could Bi. That will have an impact.
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#407777 - 03/18/09 03:39 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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BI definetely COULD NOT afford me... Ask him...
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#407778 - 03/18/09 03:54 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I prefer not to directly address him but speak about him and wait for an answer. It's less creepy that way.

What puts you off about Bi? The doofy face, the herp, the babyshit diaper overload colored palace?. Do tell.
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#407779 - 03/18/09 04:59 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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EDIT: "I know how eggs work, I have them in my body"




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#407780 - 03/19/09 12:06 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I prefer not to directly address him but speak about him and wait for an answer. It's less creepy that way.

What puts you off about Bi? The doofy face, the herp, the babyshit diaper overload colored palace?. Do tell.




The place can be fixed. His looks don't bother me let's be honest, there IS WORSE looking guys in porn... It's not him. It's what he's put his cock in that concerns me, and NOW the herp. I had no clue. Gross!

Also I DON'T think he afford me.
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#407781 - 03/19/09 12:12 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling. You are killing a dying board.

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#407782 - 03/19/09 12:21 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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#407783 - 03/19/09 06:03 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling. You are killing a dying board.





Your first day posting and you're whining right out of the gate? FAIL.

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#407784 - 03/19/09 06:24 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling. You are killing a dying board.




--desu
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#407785 - 03/19/09 07:54 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling. You are killing a dying board.




Troll boy created an account 2 years ago and to protect us from ourselves and then posts 14 times in 24 hours. Well played Alt-ID.

You should have gone with your other cover story - "I just got out of a coma and I'm making up for lost time."
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#407786 - 03/19/09 07:58 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Nah, this guy's clearly a decepticon.



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#407787 - 03/19/09 09:46 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Claude said:
Quote:

I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling.




tattypatty said:
Quote:






Thank you guys. I appreciate both your opinions. Tat, you know I love you and you were the first person to PM me here at XPT and the first to be quoted in my sig.

But I'm going to disagree with you both. Everyone's entitled to their opinion and stopping their "fucking boring disclaimer trolling" would technically be censorship. I'm not about that and XPT certainly isn't about that either...



Agree with me or not, I still feel strongly about this even though I don't truly thrive on negative attention. I'm open to hear everyone's opinions and views on any subject matter in general.

Thanks,
Electrostatic


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Quote:

You are killing a dying board.



Be positive. Everything will be alright.
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#407788 - 03/19/09 10:37 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I hope the need never arises, but if there is ever a "Pro charin Thread" I hope I have the humility to not post in it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#407789 - 03/19/09 11:15 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

I hope I have the humility to not post in it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




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#407790 - 03/19/09 02:31 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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To be honest..
The first time I read the thread title I thought Monkey was pimping her out. Time will tell.
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#407791 - 03/19/09 03:03 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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To be honest.
If I was going to allow anyone to "pimp me out". I would have shown tits the first day I posted here. Time will tell...
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#407792 - 03/19/09 03:21 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Point taken, if you could go back in time and whore yourself out I'd like to request that you take the name "Coke Stevenson".
Maybe alter that sad faggots existence?. Cause right now he's the forum whore everyone wishes you would be.
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#407793 - 03/19/09 05:27 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

To be honest.
If I was going to allow anyone to "pimp me out". I would have shown tits the first day I posted here. Time will tell...



I don't understand how some people are missing the humor Just promise you won't post your poop pics
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#407794 - 03/19/09 05:48 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

To be honest.
If I was going to allow anyone to "pimp me out". I would have shown tits the first day I posted here. Time will tell...



I don't understand how some people are missing the humor Just promise you won't post your poop pics



Promised. Girls don't poop.
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#407795 - 03/19/09 08:20 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Point taken, if you could go back in time and whore yourself out I'd like to request that you take the name "Coke Stevenson".




The "if you could go back in time" line really demonstrates how Loucypher is light years ahead of other porn board posters. Who else would think to challenge the norm with a sci-fi reference. It's kind of like when the Beatles started using the sitar in the recording studio or when the traditional folkie Bob Dylan went electric.


Quote:

take the name "Coke Stevenson".
Maybe alter that sad faggots existence?. Cause right now he's the forum whore everyone wishes you would be.






Everyone? Maybe. But one person in particular really wishes this. It really got under his skin when I pointed out that he is a mediocrity and people try to boost his ego out of sympathy and humanity. They know how much the porn board means to him (LOL). Very sad.



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#407796 - 03/20/09 12:19 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Your first day posting and you're whining right out of the gate? FAIL.




I'm really concerned what a fake lawyer thinks about my posts on a porn forum.

Feel free to dog pile on the noob boys, I won't be playing.

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#407797 - 03/20/09 02:26 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:


Your first day posting and you're whining right out of the gate? FAIL.




I'm really concerned what a fake lawyer thinks about my posts on a porn forum.

Feel free to dog pile on the noob boys, I won't be playing.




The only way to stop playing is to stop posting.
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#407798 - 03/20/09 05:43 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Promised. Girls don't poop.




Not if they've been on an opiate binge all week...in any case there's no doubt in my mind that you're chock full of it.
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#407799 - 03/22/09 09:11 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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But she looks really young.


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#407800 - 03/22/09 11:46 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
MrBelvedere Offline
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still no pics??

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#407801 - 03/23/09 08:07 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
backdoorman Offline
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There are pics of her all over the forum. Or do you mean tits ?
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#407802 - 03/23/09 08:40 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
MrBelvedere Offline
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link please..

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#407803 - 03/23/09 02:09 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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... Is it just me or has electrostatic survived her standing 8 count and is now defending herself with clean crisp punches????
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#407804 - 03/23/09 02:28 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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She showed you her tits didn't she?.

Fucken sellout.
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#407805 - 03/23/09 03:45 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Y'know, it's like, I like the chick and all, but I'm still gonna have to hold out for the titty pics, and if they don't show up soon, I'm gonna have to cast my vote against, y'know?

-Keep Tit Dirty

...It's just a titty. I'll totally post a titty pic like, right now, but just one titty.
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#407806 - 03/23/09 04:25 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Yeah I really want to see her titties too. I bet they are cute with pointy nips !
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#407807 - 03/24/09 02:38 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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titty's....titty's...titty's...

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#407808 - 03/29/09 04:42 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Jeff Jordan, I see Electro wants to hide from you. I really have to wonder about you if you're having problems taking her down. She's a tweeker with a nose like Howard Cosell. She even said something about wanting to fuck Max and finding old coots attractive. She's probably had more dicks in her than a Dodger Stadium urinal.
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#407809 - 03/29/09 04:56 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
pretty Offline
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wait she showed her tata's?
where when how who?
how did i miss this?
did everyone get to see them or just one person?


Quote:

She showed you her tits didn't she?.

Fucken sellout.


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#407810 - 03/29/09 05:07 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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She sent me a pic of her twat before I insulted her nose.
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#407811 - 03/29/09 05:07 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Here are my tits:



Lets see Electros!!
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#407812 - 03/29/09 05:08 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

She sent me a pic of her twat before I insulted her nose.




Why would you want to see pics of her boyfriend??
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#407813 - 03/29/09 05:09 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Jeff Jordan, I see Electro wants to hide from you.



Our "Locations" are an inside joke between me and Jeff. BTW did I mention he is ...

Quote:

She even said something about wanting to fuck Max and finding old coots attractive.



YES! I totally find old coots attractive.


Quote:

She's probably had more dicks in her than a Dodger Stadium urinal.



About more than 15 but less than 20. I've only been getting fucked for about 8-9 years. Is this too much honesty for you Coke?.

Why would anyone be sticking their dick IN those things anyway?

Who is Howard Cootsel? Pic please.
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#407814 - 03/29/09 05:15 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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The only boob in this thread is Coke. No one has seen my boobs so don't worry, Pretty lady. Coke hasn't seen my twat either. He has this crazy fantasy about my clit being as big as my nose and sticking it in his pee pee hole. It's Ok, to each it's own.

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#407815 - 03/29/09 05:21 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Our "Locations" are an inside joke between me and Jeff. BTW did I mention he is ...




Anal lab?
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#407816 - 03/29/09 05:23 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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What was the age of the oldest guy you've fucked? Sounds like you're from a broken home and daddy wasn't around much. Also, you would obviously get off on being humiliated.

And since you're in an honest mood, have you ever fucked a soul brother? Ever had more than one dick in you at one time?

Here'a a pic of Howard. He's wearing a wig. He could be your long lost daddy. Would you fuck him? Stop denying the cunt photo.




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#407817 - 03/29/09 05:30 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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WTF Coke this is not an "electrostatic: innapropriate questions" thread. Dad was around, he was a pretty stand-up guy. He passed when I was 16. I gotta go for now I'll answer your Q's later bitch.


@ Viz, I'm still trying to figure out this 'anal lab' thing. But the inside joke is Ted Bundy related.
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#407818 - 03/29/09 05:49 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Sorry to hear that, but it totally explains the attraction to old codgers. Get to an analyst before you fuck any of these grandpas.
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#407819 - 03/29/09 07:18 PM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:

Jeff Jordan, I see Electro wants to hide from you.




Hey Coke... she can try to hide all she wants.

Quote:

I really have to wonder about you if you're having problems taking her down.




In due time.

Quote:

She's a tweeker with a nose like Howard Cosell.




Big noses, big hoses.

Quote:

She even said something about wanting to fuck Max and finding old coots attractive.




Then I believe I qualify. I mean, relatively speaking. She's what.. in her early twenties?

Quote:

She's probably had more dicks in her than a Dodger Stadium urinal.




Experience is the best teacher.
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#407820 - 03/30/09 01:34 AM Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Quote:


And since you're in an honest mood, have you ever fucked a soul brother? Ever had more than one dick in you at one time?





Coke is obviously looking for some whack-fantasy material here.

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