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#407720 - 03/17/09 01:00 AM
Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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My girl has been getting a lot of hate and I thought it would be a good idea to post a thread for all her fans and or supporters to post in. She is a breath of fresh air here at XPT. She brings a unique style to the board and has a vast knowledge on a number of subjects as seen by the amount of threads she can respond in. Come on Electromaniacs, come out and support your girl.
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#407721 - 03/17/09 02:40 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Happy St Paddy's Day, Electro! I thought you might want to stroke to this shot of Ted. There are also color close-ups available on the net, but I thought they might be too much. 
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#407722 - 03/17/09 02:40 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I like her. She isn't unnecessarily cruel and can roll with a punch with the best of them. I guess the only bad thing I could say about her is her nom de plume. Every time I see it my mind automatically adds the word "Discharge" (which doesn't have a very appealing association to it). 
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#407724 - 03/17/09 03:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#407726 - 03/17/09 04:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I disapprove on principal of any thread that might improve a woman's self esteem.
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#407727 - 03/17/09 05:40 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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shes funny  she is very smart and knows alot about chemistry- always a plus love, pretty
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#407729 - 03/17/09 05:54 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no lol
i dont think thatd end well though
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#407732 - 03/17/09 06:19 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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she knows EVERYTHING about chemistry- making her an invaluable resource
even moreso than burg i think
and she has better chem books- mustve gone to a good suburban private school with lots of funding (clue!)
burg should be in here in ten seconds defending his title as chief pill informer of xpt
im sure she doesnt read xpt in front of kids
you cant do that, i mean theres all the naked bukkakke guys on the right side of the screen and the jerkoff zone guy looks like a cartoon and might make kids look closer and noone wants that!
she probably sends them over to the nannys and xpt's to her hearts content
on the other hand, she refuses to communicate outside of the internet- so i cant say that ive spoken to her
but her pm's DO read like a girl, do NOT include any shit talking about anyone on here and reveal that she is smart, educated, and obsessed with the graemlins
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#407733 - 03/17/09 06:21 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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hey how come youre on here, but noones on "whos online"?
how do you guys do that?
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#407734 - 03/17/09 07:09 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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shes funny she is very smart and knows alot about chemistry- always a plus love, pretty
I know. I'm a whore AND a scientist. 
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407735 - 03/17/09 07:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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My girl has been getting a lot of hate ...
Monkey I see what you're on about, but it's too late. She's a broken toy. A cracked egg.
She went from 100 worthless posts/day about bullshit, to her meltdown, and now 100 posts/day mentioning me. It was enjoyable melting her down but she has no usefulness beyond that.
Frankly I worry about those kids sitting in a filthy playpen all day in their dirty diapers eating dog-hair covered fruit rollups. It can't be healthy.
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#407736 - 03/17/09 08:31 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#407737 - 03/17/09 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...((note to self phoenix is a worse place to drink than vegas))...
The dry air and altitude is bad news when drinking.
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#407740 - 03/17/09 09:41 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh thats easy its the stuff in anti freeze ehtylene glycol i got that one from forensic files lol
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#407741 - 03/17/09 09:44 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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and youre not stupid
you know youre not stupid lol
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#407743 - 03/17/09 09:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I see you're back posting drivel again. Did your Dad come get the kids and take them to the park and for ice cream? It's okay, just because he touched you when you were a kid doesn't mean he will diddle your children, he's probably changed. (yours and daddy's little secret, huh)?
How many rocks can you smoke while they're away?
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#407747 - 03/17/09 10:56 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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mountain dew, coke
mountain dew is best
heres where the farm comes in, just in case anyone was wondering: in i think 93 they started putting in an additive that DOES make it taste shitty- to stop pets from drinking it and people from poisoning others with it
but alot of farmers bought it in bulk back in the day
so if you can find an old farmhouse where there is an overstock of it laying around you can get the old shit that tastes sweet
what it does, if the body is given 24 hours to be dead first, is it looks just like kidney failure
there will be crystals on the brain indicating poison, but nobody gives a corpse an mri
if the bodys left alone long enough- like a day- the death will look exactly like organic kidney failure
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#407748 - 03/17/09 11:03 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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and i dont know nearly as much about chem as electro does
shes seriously really smart
shes just downplaying it
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#407749 - 03/17/09 11:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I've already learned enough to know I'm not going out drinking with either one of you.
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#407750 - 03/17/09 11:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Knowing "chem" is code for she cooks her own tweak.
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#407752 - 03/17/09 12:14 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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we better shut up lol
or people will be suspicious of us
and any mountaindew we might offer themlol
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#407753 - 03/17/09 12:14 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Slightly off-topic, but I am so captivated with stories of those women who calmly prepare their husband's poisoned dinner. Especially when they get caught because of their failure to see things all the way through.
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#407754 - 03/17/09 12:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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blackwidows are fascinating
but id never do that to a guy
that pm was on the subject of mothers in law
not men
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#407755 - 03/17/09 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#407756 - 03/17/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
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#407757 - 03/17/09 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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This board can be a bit of a sausage-fest. The more broads posting here the better...
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#407758 - 03/17/09 01:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Agreed...
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#407759 - 03/17/09 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I guess I am going on the record here. I like SPR/electrostatic. I agree that some of her posts are absurd and difficult to make sense of but I think that is far better than if she started posting photos of her toilet's contents.
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#407761 - 03/17/09 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Bullshit I'm as fucking stupid as they come. No kidding. No secret. Ask anyone. I'm a dropout and I don't test well either. Hello unprotected sex! See I'm stupid... Prove otherwise and I'll get you tits. I even dumber than Dariah.
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407763 - 03/17/09 05:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407764 - 03/17/09 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I enjoy reading her contributions. And that's all that matters to me.
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#407765 - 03/17/09 09:47 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
remember she used to have a whole slew of cleavage shots on there- what happened electro? i must admit the fragility exhibited by the act of deleting all the photos is endearing. a little tear comes to my eye.
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#407767 - 03/18/09 02:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Have you ever tried mixing bleach and ammonia in the toilet??
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Monkey I see what you're on about, but it's too late. She's a broken toy. A cracked egg.
She went from 100 worthless posts/day about bullshit, to her meltdown, and now 100 posts/day mentioning me. It was enjoyable melting her down but she has no usefulness beyond that.
Frankly I worry about those kids sitting in a filthy playpen all day in their dirty diapers eating dog-hair covered fruit rollups. It can't be healthy.
Hey its gotta be good for the ego to have your own personal promo machine here at xpt, some people pay for that (monstar star factory). I ate hair covered roll ups growing up and turned out fine.
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I like her/him...we've messaged quite a bit before and whoever it is, they are alright in my book. In the beginning I stayed away, but after a while I found the posts to be funny compared to some of the shit you dolts post.
I want to fuck you so bad gypsy, seriously. I know you are a man hating raging lesbot but would you at least entertain the idea of fucking me?
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Slightly off-topic, but I am so captivated with stories of those women who calmly prepare their husband's poisoned dinner. Especially when they get caught because of their failure to see things all the way through
Theres a good reason why you don't post stuff like this under a name that can be traced back to you, because I can see this being used against Marley in a trial in the not so distant future.
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
who? gyspys?
I enjoy this thread. I like the disclaimers that pop up every 5 or so posts.
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#407770 - 03/18/09 12:59 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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A little bird told me that Electro is a short jewish yenta with a large schnaz. That said, her appeal should last as long as that of Dr Ruth Westheimer.
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I'm not worthy...
Ted Bundy after some electro. What exactly are you trying to do to me here Coke? 
)((note to self phoenix is a worse place to drink than vegas)) all I need is for jamesn and arab to stop by and I will be back in camelot 
it was about fucking time! You were losing your touch B. Welcome back from your drunkhole. I missed you. 
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