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we better shut up lol
or people will be suspicious of us
and any mountaindew we might offer themlol

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My boyfriend drinks Mt. Dew. I stopped when I saw read the CyberHillbilly Blog.

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Hey its gotta be good for the ego to have your own personal promo machine here at xpt, some people pay for that (monstar star factory). I ate hair covered roll ups growing up and turned out fine.

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Now that was fucking funny!

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A little bird told me that Electro is a short jewish yenta with a large schnaz.

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L'Chayim!

By any chance was it this bird?

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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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I enjoy this thread. I like the disclaimers that pop up every 5 or so posts.

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Promo Machine in 5,4,3,2,!~