mountain dew, coke
mountain dew is best
heres where the farm comes in, just in case anyone was wondering: in i think 93 they started putting in an additive that DOES make it taste shitty- to stop pets from drinking it and people from poisoning others with it
but alot of farmers bought it in bulk back in the day
so if you can find an old farmhouse where there is an overstock of it laying around you can get the old shit that tastes sweet
what it does, if the body is given 24 hours to be dead first, is it looks just like kidney failure
there will be crystals on the brain indicating poison, but nobody gives a corpse an mri
if the bodys left alone long enough- like a day- the death will look exactly like organic kidney failure