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#407720 - 03/17/09 01:00 AM
Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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My girl has been getting a lot of hate and I thought it would be a good idea to post a thread for all her fans and or supporters to post in. She is a breath of fresh air here at XPT. She brings a unique style to the board and has a vast knowledge on a number of subjects as seen by the amount of threads she can respond in. Come on Electromaniacs, come out and support your girl.
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#407721 - 03/17/09 02:40 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Happy St Paddy's Day, Electro! I thought you might want to stroke to this shot of Ted. There are also color close-ups available on the net, but I thought they might be too much. 
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#407722 - 03/17/09 02:40 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I like her. She isn't unnecessarily cruel and can roll with a punch with the best of them. I guess the only bad thing I could say about her is her nom de plume. Every time I see it my mind automatically adds the word "Discharge" (which doesn't have a very appealing association to it). 
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#407724 - 03/17/09 03:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#407726 - 03/17/09 04:33 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I disapprove on principal of any thread that might improve a woman's self esteem.
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#407727 - 03/17/09 05:40 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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shes funny  she is very smart and knows alot about chemistry- always a plus love, pretty
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#407729 - 03/17/09 05:54 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no lol
i dont think thatd end well though
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#407732 - 03/17/09 06:19 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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she knows EVERYTHING about chemistry- making her an invaluable resource
even moreso than burg i think
and she has better chem books- mustve gone to a good suburban private school with lots of funding (clue!)
burg should be in here in ten seconds defending his title as chief pill informer of xpt
im sure she doesnt read xpt in front of kids
you cant do that, i mean theres all the naked bukkakke guys on the right side of the screen and the jerkoff zone guy looks like a cartoon and might make kids look closer and noone wants that!
she probably sends them over to the nannys and xpt's to her hearts content
on the other hand, she refuses to communicate outside of the internet- so i cant say that ive spoken to her
but her pm's DO read like a girl, do NOT include any shit talking about anyone on here and reveal that she is smart, educated, and obsessed with the graemlins
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#407733 - 03/17/09 06:21 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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hey how come youre on here, but noones on "whos online"?
how do you guys do that?
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#407734 - 03/17/09 07:09 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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shes funny she is very smart and knows alot about chemistry- always a plus love, pretty
I know. I'm a whore AND a scientist. 
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407735 - 03/17/09 07:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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My girl has been getting a lot of hate ...
Monkey I see what you're on about, but it's too late. She's a broken toy. A cracked egg.
She went from 100 worthless posts/day about bullshit, to her meltdown, and now 100 posts/day mentioning me. It was enjoyable melting her down but she has no usefulness beyond that.
Frankly I worry about those kids sitting in a filthy playpen all day in their dirty diapers eating dog-hair covered fruit rollups. It can't be healthy.
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#407736 - 03/17/09 08:31 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#407737 - 03/17/09 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...((note to self phoenix is a worse place to drink than vegas))...
The dry air and altitude is bad news when drinking.
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#407740 - 03/17/09 09:41 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh thats easy its the stuff in anti freeze ehtylene glycol i got that one from forensic files lol
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#407741 - 03/17/09 09:44 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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and youre not stupid
you know youre not stupid lol
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#407743 - 03/17/09 09:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I see you're back posting drivel again. Did your Dad come get the kids and take them to the park and for ice cream? It's okay, just because he touched you when you were a kid doesn't mean he will diddle your children, he's probably changed. (yours and daddy's little secret, huh)?
How many rocks can you smoke while they're away?
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#407747 - 03/17/09 10:56 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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mountain dew, coke
mountain dew is best
heres where the farm comes in, just in case anyone was wondering: in i think 93 they started putting in an additive that DOES make it taste shitty- to stop pets from drinking it and people from poisoning others with it
but alot of farmers bought it in bulk back in the day
so if you can find an old farmhouse where there is an overstock of it laying around you can get the old shit that tastes sweet
what it does, if the body is given 24 hours to be dead first, is it looks just like kidney failure
there will be crystals on the brain indicating poison, but nobody gives a corpse an mri
if the bodys left alone long enough- like a day- the death will look exactly like organic kidney failure
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#407748 - 03/17/09 11:03 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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and i dont know nearly as much about chem as electro does
shes seriously really smart
shes just downplaying it
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#407749 - 03/17/09 11:51 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I've already learned enough to know I'm not going out drinking with either one of you.
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#407750 - 03/17/09 11:56 AM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Knowing "chem" is code for she cooks her own tweak.
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#407752 - 03/17/09 12:14 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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we better shut up lol
or people will be suspicious of us
and any mountaindew we might offer themlol
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#407753 - 03/17/09 12:14 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Slightly off-topic, but I am so captivated with stories of those women who calmly prepare their husband's poisoned dinner. Especially when they get caught because of their failure to see things all the way through.
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#407754 - 03/17/09 12:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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blackwidows are fascinating
but id never do that to a guy
that pm was on the subject of mothers in law
not men
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#407755 - 03/17/09 12:27 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#407756 - 03/17/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
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#407757 - 03/17/09 01:21 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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This board can be a bit of a sausage-fest. The more broads posting here the better...
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#407758 - 03/17/09 01:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Agreed...
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#407759 - 03/17/09 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I guess I am going on the record here. I like SPR/electrostatic. I agree that some of her posts are absurd and difficult to make sense of but I think that is far better than if she started posting photos of her toilet's contents.
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#407761 - 03/17/09 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Bullshit I'm as fucking stupid as they come. No kidding. No secret. Ask anyone. I'm a dropout and I don't test well either. Hello unprotected sex! See I'm stupid... Prove otherwise and I'll get you tits. I even dumber than Dariah.
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407763 - 03/17/09 05:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407764 - 03/17/09 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I enjoy reading her contributions. And that's all that matters to me.
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#407765 - 03/17/09 09:47 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
remember she used to have a whole slew of cleavage shots on there- what happened electro? i must admit the fragility exhibited by the act of deleting all the photos is endearing. a little tear comes to my eye.
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#407767 - 03/18/09 02:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Have you ever tried mixing bleach and ammonia in the toilet??
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Monkey I see what you're on about, but it's too late. She's a broken toy. A cracked egg.
She went from 100 worthless posts/day about bullshit, to her meltdown, and now 100 posts/day mentioning me. It was enjoyable melting her down but she has no usefulness beyond that.
Frankly I worry about those kids sitting in a filthy playpen all day in their dirty diapers eating dog-hair covered fruit rollups. It can't be healthy.
Hey its gotta be good for the ego to have your own personal promo machine here at xpt, some people pay for that (monstar star factory). I ate hair covered roll ups growing up and turned out fine.
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I like her/him...we've messaged quite a bit before and whoever it is, they are alright in my book. In the beginning I stayed away, but after a while I found the posts to be funny compared to some of the shit you dolts post.
I want to fuck you so bad gypsy, seriously. I know you are a man hating raging lesbot but would you at least entertain the idea of fucking me?
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Slightly off-topic, but I am so captivated with stories of those women who calmly prepare their husband's poisoned dinner. Especially when they get caught because of their failure to see things all the way through
Theres a good reason why you don't post stuff like this under a name that can be traced back to you, because I can see this being used against Marley in a trial in the not so distant future.
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One night i was drunk and jacked off to her myspace photo. So I say let her stay.
who? gyspys?
I enjoy this thread. I like the disclaimers that pop up every 5 or so posts.
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#407770 - 03/18/09 12:59 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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A little bird told me that Electro is a short jewish yenta with a large schnaz. That said, her appeal should last as long as that of Dr Ruth Westheimer.
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#407771 - 03/18/09 01:01 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#407772 - 03/18/09 02:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Normally I'd say sure, let the broad stay, but I'm totally holding out for at least one titty before I give it the Dirty Seal this time. Show your tit and I'll throw you half of this Mardi Gras bead strand I have here on the top sleeper bunk Static. -Keep Tit Dirty 
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#407773 - 03/18/09 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits...  Boring!
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#407774 - 03/18/09 03:02 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Are porn whore titties not enough for you guys?.. I mean they're everywhre on here! Unless those aren't good enough, why would you want to see mine?... Theyre just civilian tits... Boring!
It's just that many of us don't have a National Geographic subscription.
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#407778 - 03/18/09 03:54 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I prefer not to directly address him but speak about him and wait for an answer. It's less creepy that way.
What puts you off about Bi? The doofy face, the herp, the babyshit diaper overload colored palace?. Do tell.
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#407783 - 03/19/09 06:03 AM
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I decided to actually use the account I created a year or more ago just to say: please stop the fucking boring disclaimer trolling. You are killing a dying board.
Your first day posting and you're whining right out of the gate? FAIL.
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#407789 - 03/19/09 11:15 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#407790 - 03/19/09 02:31 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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To be honest.. The first time I read the thread title I thought Monkey was pimping her out. Time will tell. 
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#407791 - 03/19/09 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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To be honest. If I was going to allow anyone to "pimp me out". I would have shown tits the first day I posted here. Time will tell...
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#407792 - 03/19/09 03:21 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Point taken, if you could go back in time and whore yourself out I'd like to request that you take the name "Coke Stevenson".
Maybe alter that sad faggots existence?. Cause right now he's the forum whore everyone wishes you would be.
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#407794 - 03/19/09 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#407796 - 03/20/09 12:19 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Your first day posting and you're whining right out of the gate? FAIL.
I'm really concerned what a fake lawyer thinks about my posts on a porn forum. 
Feel free to dog pile on the noob boys, I won't be playing.
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#407800 - 03/22/09 11:46 PM
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#407801 - 03/23/09 08:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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There are pics of her all over the forum. Or do you mean tits ?
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#407802 - 03/23/09 08:40 AM
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#407804 - 03/23/09 02:28 PM
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She showed you her tits didn't she?. Fucken sellout. 
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#407805 - 03/23/09 03:45 PM
Re: Pro Electrostatic Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Y'know, it's like, I like the chick and all, but I'm still gonna have to hold out for the titty pics, and if they don't show up soon, I'm gonna have to cast my vote against, y'know? -Keep Tit Dirty ...It's just a titty. I'll totally post a titty pic like, right now, but just one titty.
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#407808 - 03/29/09 04:42 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Jeff Jordan, I see Electro wants to hide from you. I really have to wonder about you if you're having problems taking her down. She's a tweeker with a nose like Howard Cosell. She even said something about wanting to fuck Max and finding old coots attractive. She's probably had more dicks in her than a Dodger Stadium urinal.
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#407809 - 03/29/09 04:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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wait she showed her tata's? where when how who? how did i miss this? did everyone get to see them or just one person? Quote:
She showed you her tits didn't she?.
Fucken sellout.
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#407810 - 03/29/09 05:07 PM
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She sent me a pic of her twat before I insulted her nose.
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#407811 - 03/29/09 05:07 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Here are my tits:  Lets see Electros!!
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#407816 - 03/29/09 05:23 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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What was the age of the oldest guy you've fucked? Sounds like you're from a broken home and daddy wasn't around much. Also, you would obviously get off on being humiliated.
And since you're in an honest mood, have you ever fucked a soul brother? Ever had more than one dick in you at one time?
Here'a a pic of Howard. He's wearing a wig. He could be your long lost daddy. Would you fuck him? Stop denying the cunt photo.
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#407817 - 03/29/09 05:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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WTF Coke this is not an "electrostatic: innapropriate questions" thread. Dad was around, he was a pretty stand-up guy.  He passed when I was 16. I gotta go for now I'll answer your Q's later bitch. @ Viz, I'm still trying to figure out this 'anal lab' thing. But the inside joke is Ted Bundy related.
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#407818 - 03/29/09 05:49 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Sorry to hear that, but it totally explains the attraction to old codgers. Get to an analyst before you fuck any of these grandpas.
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#407820 - 03/30/09 01:34 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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And since you're in an honest mood, have you ever fucked a soul brother? Ever had more than one dick in you at one time?
Coke is obviously looking for some whack-fantasy material here. 
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#407821 - 04/04/09 12:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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I keep getting asked to answer Coke's Q's. So here it goes... Quote:
totally explains the attraction to old codgers.
No it has nothing to do with my dad. I have always been into older guys. Don't know why.
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What was the age of the oldest guy you've fucked?
10 years older than me.
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And since you're in an honest mood, have you ever fucked a soul brother?
No.
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Ever had more than one dick in you at one time?
Hehe.
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Here'a a pic of Howard. He's wearing a wig. He could be your long lost daddy. Would you fuck him?
[BreeOlson] For alot of money.[/BreeOlson]
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#407822 - 04/04/09 07:28 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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[BreeOlson] For alot of money.[/BreeOlson] I voted this for Electro funny post of the week 
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#407823 - 04/07/09 01:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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So she finally got the heave-ho. Yay. An even bigger sausage party.....
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#407827 - 04/07/09 06:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Since he's banned now I should point out that Electrostatic is a guy. He's been trolling XPT the whole time. I think he really was into Coke Stevenson though.
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#407829 - 04/07/09 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I really feel sorry for the kids. The next few days will be rough on them as she goes through withdrawal, but in the long run it's best for them.
Take them to the park static...maybe get some ice cream. It will be good to get outside, and being around other people will make you less likely to abuse your kids.
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#407833 - 04/07/09 08:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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That's so many worthless posters that gunk of this place that deserve banning instead...fucking total low brow trolls(if I call someone low brow, they are REEEEALLLY fucking low brow) and ass kissers. And what the fuck does Brandon Irons contribute? All he does is spams the entire website forum with updates for his shitty fucking site until it fills up the entire first page. Fuck.
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#407835 - 04/07/09 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Why did she get banned? A permanent ban or a jailbox time out? This was so unwarranted. That was not cool Willy, I know you hated her/him and she/he annoyed you, but why did you do that? I feel bad.
It's pretty obvious, he has his finger up his ass stimulating his prostate while waving his mod powers around.
Nahhh Willie is not like that, you really have to do some fucked up shit for him to ban you, he's a good guy and gives lots of warnings ahead of time.
As for Brandon, he works w/or for JM Prods...so that is why he is here and allowed to put up whatever he wants.
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#407836 - 04/07/09 08:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Why did she get banned? A permanent ban or a jailbox time out? This was so unwarranted. That was not cool Willy, I know you hated her/him and she/he annoyed you, but why did you do that? I feel bad.
It's pretty obvious, he has his finger up his ass stimulating his prostate while waving his mod powers around.
Nahhh Willie is not like that, you really have to do some fucked up shit for him to ban you, he's a good guy and gives lots of warnings ahead of time.
As for Brandon, he works w/or for JM Prods...so that is why he is here and allowed to put up whatever he wants.
Okay, why the ban than?....just seemed like the only reason is because he annoyed her. And if Brandon shouldn't get free spam reign because he works for JM productions, we get it, he's a porn star...so are a lot of other fucks, you don't have to fill up the entire fucking screen every time you find some new gutter skank to swallow your spunk...Like I said total, breakfast club cool kids clique bullshit.
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#407838 - 04/07/09 09:00 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
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You can't even post imbedded Youtube vids on this hunk of crap.
Thank fucking God!
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#407839 - 04/07/09 09:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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Forget everything I said....Electro was just smelly monkey all along....LOL! TROLLZ ON UZ!
J/K
Or am I?
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#407841 - 04/07/09 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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As for Brandon, if Jeff or Tony dont complain, then whatever anyone else says means shit pretty much. If they say stop and he dont stop then it's up to them what to do with him.
I agree, some of it is very cliquish(sp?) but Willie does give many warning ahead of time, I dont think she deserved to be banned at all whether she has kids or not, maybe put her in the box, but a total ban is not cool....You're right there are many, many that deserve to be banned and aren't. But I have no say, so I cant say. But I do hope she only goes in the box and is allowed back. She had good posts most of the time. Some dont like her, some did.
Not everybody is going to like you, I should know. But whatever. I dont think it's a power trip, I think that alot of people ganged up on her at the same time and that was really fucked up and that stupid spam paragraph that circulated for almost 2 weeks, everyone jumped on and kept typing it....even people who hardly speak to her would type it....fucking ridiculous.
Willie come on, let her back in, she didnt do anything bad, she may be lame sometimes or some people may not like her, not reason enough to ban her. So what she posts alot, its not like theres so many important things going on here that she's interfering with "Important Information"....just put her in the box.
Im all for Electro....I want her back.
It's not ADT, you say that yourself, you're a good guy, come on dont do her like that.
  
Whether she's a troll or not, Smelly or not, I enjoyed that troll of him. Intelligent, good convo, etc.....again Im glad I didnt say tooo much.
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#407842 - 04/07/09 09:23 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Why did she get banned? A permanent ban or a jailbox time out? This was so unwarranted. That was not cool Willy, I know you hated her/him and she/he annoyed you, but why did you do that? I feel bad.
It's pretty obvious, he has his finger up his ass stimulating his prostate while waving his mod powers around.
Nahhh Willie is not like that, you really have to do some fucked up shit for him to ban you, he's a good guy and gives lots of warnings ahead of time.
As for Brandon, he works w/or for JM Prods...so that is why he is here and allowed to put up whatever he wants.
Okay, why the ban than?....just seemed like the only reason is because he annoyed her. And if Brandon shouldn't get free spam reign because he works for JM productions, we get it, he's a porn star...so are a lot of other fucks, you don't have to fill up the entire fucking screen every time you find some new gutter skank to swallow your spunk...Like I said total, breakfast club cool kids clique bullshit.
Hi Sasha, welcome back. 
Btw. I totally agree with every single word of this post.
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#407843 - 04/07/09 10:36 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Why don't you create your own forum, Cement Gorp Produce? I'll be the first to join up and spike your traffic count, I swear.
Either change the channel or pull the fucking shade.
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#407845 - 04/07/09 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Ding Dong the witch is dead. Even her most ardent supporter is qualifying that she might be a male troll. Sad if that's true.
If I know anything about this place, it's that she will eventually be back, and the children will suffer.
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#407847 - 04/07/09 11:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You are an idiot. I was referring to Gypsy.
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#407850 - 04/07/09 11:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'll type this for you. You can adapt it into your posts whenever you get a clue:
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#407851 - 04/08/09 05:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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What would be really funny is if Electro was Old Man River.
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#407854 - 04/08/09 09:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What would be really funny is if Electro was Old Man River.
That Ol' Man River
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#407860 - 04/08/09 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think Judy Gartands version is better, and that's why I posted it. She is as fucked up as a football bat singing that song.
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#407866 - 04/09/09 02:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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But Ruin, you made me see the error of my ways. I'm going to unban Electro and ban you instead. Must've made a mistake while on the booze bender and banned the wrong troll. But look on the bright side, your fanboyism for a meth mommy had its desired effect.
Thanks Willi. Recently, Miss Gyps added that:
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Willie does give many warning ahead of time
Did he get a warning? Don't get me wrong, The dude had stalker/creep qualities. Forget Anal Lab, Shit-piss-vomit-sodomy dungeon kind of stuff.. However, I get more 'threatning' PM's from Coke Staphnsuck, SOMETHING ABOUT KARMA, but he still gets to hoke around the place harrasing me, and being a fucking pest, spamming the boards with his Nasal Lab bullshit. I don't want to see either him or Ruin banned. This place has become an all about 'censorship/bannning/boxing" discussions lately. Not healthy for the poster or for the board.
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I do have to admit that I often times used sit around my house and play with myself using the hand I wrote her name on.
in a Members Only jacket... Don't ever think I'm not watching...
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#407867 - 04/09/09 02:27 AM
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Someone grab me a tissue.
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#407870 - 04/09/09 02:25 PM
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Coke ^that wasn't bad. Now lose the list of posters that hurt your feelings in your sig line. If you feel the need to bargain then I'll allow you to keep my name there for the time being. You're welcome and I will make a decent poster out of you. Quote:
I do have to admit that I often times used sit around my house and play with myself using the hand I wrote her name on.
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in a Members Only jacket... Don't ever think I'm not watching...
If by Members Only Jacket you mean a flannel speedo and a Tapout skull cap.. then yes, a Members Only Jacket. Now I know you'll be watching. heh
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#407872 - 04/09/09 03:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/09/09
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Is Electrostatic a porn star?? What movies would I see her in??
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#407873 - 04/09/09 03:52 PM
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Aaand that's that.[/troll]
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#407874 - 04/09/09 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Good call Lou, this guy hasn't been lurking for more than a few hours. Either that or to them "lurking" doesn't actually mean becoming familiar.
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#407877 - 04/09/09 04:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I know she gets alot of attention because of her posts and stuff but I havn't read anywhere if she was a porn star. I mean I seen Gia Jordan posts here and she sent me a PM saying she;s retired and I seen some posts from Mia Rose. I wasn't sure if maybe eltrostatic was a porn girl who stopped working or something becasue she got old and thats why she was getting so much negative attention.
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#407883 - 04/09/09 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#407884 - 04/10/09 06:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Mm hmm, whatever, yadda yadda, show your tits!
-Keep It Dirty
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#407886 - 04/23/09 10:56 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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I'm new here, can someone give me the run down? I don't get much of an impression about her from this thread?
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#407888 - 04/23/09 11:31 PM
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I'm new here. ...
I doubt this.
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#407889 - 04/26/09 12:20 AM
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Are we still talking about electro?
I met her at a rave once. She traded me some glow in the dark bracelets for my last bubblegum lollipop. Fair trade. She's ok in my book.
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#407890 - 04/26/09 02:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Are we still talking about electro?
I met her at a rave once. She traded me some glow in the dark bracelets for my last bubblegum lollipop. Fair trade. She's ok in my book.
Thanks for the bump, K!  
Nice Staticstory but it lacked some electro and what's that stuff called? Bukkake, I think? 
I traded candy but not ACTUAL candy, silly.
^No...
Yes!^ (I make waaay cooler ones, I'll show you one day. Double, triple layers, even dorky PLUR armbands.)
^Sometimes, although, rare. How can anyone not <3 HK!
I miss the clothes, no kidding. The giant speakers and most importantly the BASS!
Did we actually ever meet? I frequented The Orion, The Q, desert/moutains (4 map points and the cows!  ). I went to 3 massives TAO twice and Nocturnal Wonderland once. I HATED them.
How could I forget, I miss the pretty lights....
Are we still talking, you tell me, I don't see a reason why we can't. 
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#407892 - 04/26/09 09:45 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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I must give props where they are due. The smiley face rave and the lego rave are both brilliant images Electro. -Keep It Dirty  ...I was shredding Guitar Hero: Metallica over at Pretty's the other day and I got all Star Power Ready, and thought of you briefly. I thought, "she should just show her Science Damn fuckin' titties to XPT already!" that's what I thought.  We need a Nike Swoosh icon down there. Just Do It.
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#407893 - 04/28/09 12:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Itchytriggafinganiggas! Clickit! ^*I think you will like, D.* I <3 that movie... Which GH do you play? Which character? I liked Midori on 3 but now I prefer Judy Nails on all of them. It's been a while since I have played. Oh, um get back to me on the boobs when you can pass "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert and break the world record. I don't think I see you getting out of Lou's inferno...  And what the fuck are science tities?
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#407895 - 04/28/09 01:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah and thanks, I know I can always count on you...  You should go now, Mon*>  needs his ride back...
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#407899 - 05/14/09 06:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Tits! -Keep It Dirty
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Ted Bundy after some electro. What exactly are you trying to do to me here Coke? 
)((note to self phoenix is a worse place to drink than vegas)) all I need is for jamesn and arab to stop by and I will be back in camelot 
it was about fucking time! You were losing your touch B. Welcome back from your drunkhole. I missed you. 
--desu 
22 is pretty old, since I'm a whore and all... 
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