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#407674 - 03/17/09 04:01 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Bullshit I refuse to sign up to you site without first viewing "teaser" pics. Just because he is a male doesn't mean we don't wanna see his loaded mouth.
Thanks,
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#407676 - 03/17/09 04:20 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Did Jim inquire as to whether you were "gay for pay"??
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#407678 - 03/17/09 05:35 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Did Jim inquire as to whether you were "gay for pay"??
No, but he has watched a few of my movies. He likes porn as much as Seth Rogen! If "gay" comes up, I will tell him all about you.
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#407679 - 03/17/09 05:39 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Even Jim Norton could not find your joke funny.
Is that what you understood from the muffled "NooooMMs" that came out him while you loaded your cock in his mouth?
How vividly did you imagine this scenario before you worked up the courage to post it here.....after 20 minutes in the bathroom.
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#407682 - 03/17/09 06:24 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Norton is a funny guy, but O&A are unbearable.
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#407683 - 03/17/09 08:02 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Norton is a huge porn fan. If I'm not mistaken WillieD sat with him at the avn awards banquet when Jeff gave him his tickets.
(Agree on O&A)
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#407684 - 03/17/09 09:24 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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He's the poor man's Doug Stanhope, nothing more...
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#407688 - 03/18/09 06:28 AM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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She could do the comedy, it's the standing up part she would have to work on.
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#407692 - 03/18/09 12:43 PM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Do it. if you've got the balls.
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#407693 - 03/18/09 01:05 PM
Re: Jim Norton
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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My new identity requires me to change my appearance.
I would ask if the new appearance could be that of a tall man. Cuz that Jim Norton dude is half midget and you make him look tall.
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