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#407398 - 03/16/09 02:51 AM Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Bornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Whatever, Hornyo. I think you just went against the grain on purpose just to get me to interact with you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, shut the fuck up.

[Loucypher]Heh... Bornyo pissed and at his best...
I love it. I haven't seen him this pissed since I sewed his goats asshole shut. [/LouCypher]


CLICK IT B! Courtesy of the Dutch!




Hornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Aries
Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. They can be exceedingly abrupt and blunt. Their arrogance holds no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. They may be right but they lack the diplomatic skills and will win no friends. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night-stand. They're not as tall as they say they are.

OR...
Cancer
Because Cancerians have no life of their own, they just love to hear about other's people's problems - and they are gullible enough to think they might be of some help. How can they when they have had no real experiences? They're supposed to be good home makers - this is a myth - but they've spread this rumor because they're just too scared to go into the real world and find out what it's like. They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old fashioned, dark and boring. They will get fat no matter what they eat.




Baby B Babbled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




I need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
-Mark_J on Forgotten Attention Whores




Blahblahblah….
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=388133&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

I Think he meant "please pull my plug". "Blow a donkey"?.... Come ON you fucking jackass!~ No way!



B20666 X’s said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



More like hand over mouth...yawn. Your first draft was better, btw.




ZzzzZ…
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

I like how electrostatic goes submissive around people she sees as being in authority.








Dr. PhiL the one who sucks Oprah’s dick says:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Not too subtle, but obssesive like Ted.


Common characteristics of those with psychopathy are:
• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Superficial charm
• Criminal versatility
• Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
• Impulse control problems
• Irresponsibility
• Inability to tolerate boredom
• Pathological narcissism
• Pathological lying
• Shallow affect
• Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
• Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
• Lack of empathy
• Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
• A sense of extreme entitlement
• Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
• Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
• Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
• Lack of personal insight
• Failure to follow any life plan
• Abuse of drugs including alcohol
• Inability to distinguish right from wrong
• Aggression to peers, not necessarily physical, which can include getting others into trouble or a campaign of psychological torment.
The three indicators—bedwetting, cruelty to animals

and firestarting, known as the MacDonald triad—were first described by J.M. MacDonald as indicators of psychopathy.
Lying, often without discernible objectives, extending beyond a child's normal impulse not to be punished. These lies are so extensive it is often impossible to know lies from truth.




THANKFULLY,
Factor 2 was found to be related to antisocial personality disorder, social deviance, sensation seeking, low socio-economic status and high risk of suicide.




You should know by now yapped:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Spam:







LouCypherWannabeblabled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!



How MEAN! You hate KIDS!




frshrtnjhryhnjyrxnjydtjh:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




Awesome Mystery Poster said:





Boringyo talked again:
Quote:



Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Practice what you preach. And hey whatever happened to…

He also stated:
Quote:

I could not care less. Answer him. Earn your mastery.




Done.

EdiT:::Ps. I never ignore flesh OR blood!


Edited by electrostatic (03/16/09 03:02 AM)
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#407399 - 03/16/09 02:58 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Quote:

Bornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Whatever, Hornyo. I think you just went against the grain on purpose just to get me to interact with you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, shut the fuck up.

[Loucypher]Heh... Bornyo pissed and at his best...
I love it. I haven't seen him this pissed since I sewed his goats asshole shut. [/LouCypher]


CLICK IT B! Courtesy of the Dutch!




Hornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Aries
Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. They can be exceedingly abrupt and blunt. Their arrogance holds no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. They may be right but they lack the diplomatic skills and will win no friends. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night-stand. They're not as tall as they say they are.

OR...
Cancer
Because Cancerians have no life of their own, they just love to hear about other's people's problems - and they are gullible enough to think they might be of some help. How can they when they have had no real experiences? They're supposed to be good home makers - this is a myth - but they've spread this rumor because they're just too scared to go into the real world and find out what it's like. They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old fashioned, dark and boring. They will get fat no matter what they eat.




Baby B Babbled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



"I need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
-Mark_J on Forgotten Attention Whores




Blahblahblah….
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.phpCat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=388133&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

I Think he meant "please pull my plug". "Blow a donkey"?.... Come ON you fucking jackass!~ No way!



B20666 X’s said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



More like hand over mouth...yawn. Your first draft was better, btw.




ZzzzZ…
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

I like how electrostatic goes submissive around people she sees as being in authority.








Dr. PhiL the one who sucks Oprah’s dick says:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Not too subtle, but obssesive like Ted.


Common characteristics of those with psychopathy are:
• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Superficial charm
• Criminal versatility
• Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
• Impulse control problems
• Irresponsibility
• Inability to tolerate boredom
• Pathological narcissism
• Pathological lying
• Shallow affect
• Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
• Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
• Lack of empathy
• Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
• A sense of extreme entitlement
• Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
• Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
• Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
• Lack of personal insight
• Failure to follow any life plan
• Abuse of drugs including alcohol
• Inability to distinguish right from wrong
• Aggression to peers, not necessarily physical, which can include getting others into trouble or a campaign of psychological torment.
The three indicators—bedwetting, cruelty to animals

and firestarting, known as the MacDonald triad—were first described by J.M. MacDonald as indicators of psychopathy.
Lying, often without discernible objectives, extending beyond a child's normal impulse not to be punished. These lies are so extensive it is often impossible to know lies from truth.




THANKFULLY,
Factor 2 was found to be related to antisocial personality disorder, social deviance, sensation seeking, low socio-economic status and high risk of suicide.




You should know by now yapped:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Spam:







LouCypherWannabeblabled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!



How MEAN! You hate KIDS!




frshrtnjhryhnjyrxnjydtjh:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




Awesome Mystery Poster said:





Boringyo talked again:
Quote:



Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Practice what you preach. And hey whatever happened to…

He also stated:
Quote:

I could not care less. Answer him. Earn your mastery.




Done.




Saved until the edit time expires in case she decides to delete her post. Folks, we have a true melt down in the making. Sound the alarms!
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#407400 - 03/16/09 03:04 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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LoLoL! No way. He truly melted down today. What a fucking freak!
Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.

Bed Time. Night, Malice...


Edited by electrostatic (03/16/09 03:07 AM)
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#407401 - 03/16/09 03:09 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Nope. Sorry. You just had a meltdown of Phlogiston proportions.
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#407402 - 03/16/09 05:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

LoLoL! No way. He truly melted down today. What a fucking freak!
Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.

Bed Time. Night, Malice...




MELTDOWN OF EPIC NUCLEAR PROPORTIONS!!!




[bornyo]The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board. [/bornyo]


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#407403 - 03/16/09 07:37 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !
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#407404 - 03/16/09 01:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
loopnode Offline
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Quote:


Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.





No. You didn't.
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#407405 - 03/16/09 01:47 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !



Bornyo says I neglect my kids,. Therefore, no supper. They dont even have to shut the fuck up because the voices in my head drown them out. It's nuts! The whip doesnt come out either because I'm too self involved and on drugs to whip my kids. By the way have you seen the little fuckers?... They were just here a few...
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#407406 - 03/16/09 03:19 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
I have no idea what's going on here.

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#407407 - 03/16/09 03:20 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I have no idea what's going on here.




That's alright, neither does electro.
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#407408 - 03/16/09 03:29 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Quote:

Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !



Bornyo says I neglect my kids,. Therefore, no supper. They dont even have to shut the fuck up because the voices in my head drown them out. It's nuts! The whip doesnt come out either because I'm too self involved and on drugs to whip my kids. By the way have you seen the little fuckers?... They were just here a few...



The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

[ed. props to Grip Johnson for the original "drpornz disclaimer" ]

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#407409 - 03/16/09 03:46 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Forgot to add...addict wannabe porno whore with kids and an idle bf...

...kinda reminds me of Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind.

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#407410 - 03/16/09 04:18 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
. Unexpected, yet im not surprised.
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#407411 - 03/16/09 06:18 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

EdiT:::Ps. I never ignore flesh OR blood!




Perhaps, dear, you should stop ignoring that little bit of your subconscious that warns you to think before you type. You're a fucking loon.

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#407412 - 03/16/09 06:50 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
Quote:

Nope. Sorry. You just had a meltdown of Phlogiston proportions.




I agree, EPIC!!! WOW, fuck.
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#407413 - 03/16/09 07:46 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
charin Offline
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I complained to SPR a month and a half ago about posting in every thread. I'm trying to obey Bornyo's disclaimer and help the children by ignoring her.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#407414 - 03/16/09 08:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:

He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.




I would also like to beat posters with a 2X4 that steal my material.
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#407415 - 03/16/09 08:41 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Fiend Offline
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Posts: 3509
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Quote:


I would also like to beat posters with a 2X4 that steal my material.




What exactly constitutes "your material" ? Off hand I can't really think of anything unique about you. Please elaborate so we don't accidentally run afoul of your bailiwick and suffer your wrath.


lol
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#407416 - 03/16/09 09:02 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
the unknown pervert Offline
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I was referring to the blatant lift of my criticism of her in the Electrostatic Time to Pull the Plug thread.
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#407417 - 03/16/09 09:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
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pretty sure it was supposed to be obvious that she "stole your material." she also stoled baby g's line about being "predictably defiant."

Before the unknown pervert signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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#407418 - 03/16/09 09:24 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bishop Offline
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I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either
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#407419 - 03/16/09 09:35 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either


We're pretty sure superpowerready aka electrostatic is a unique user, whereas PenisPumpCharly was definitely not.

But yes, ES could be a new creation of an old poster.





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#407420 - 03/16/09 10:20 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Electrostatic is either a very fucked up person in the head or a master troll based on what she evokes from the membership here. Either way its making me
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#407421 - 03/17/09 12:35 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

You're a fucking loon



What. A. FUCKING. Breakthrough.


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pretty sure it was supposed to be obvious that she "stole your material." she also stoled baby g's line about being "predictably defiant."



At least were on the same page that Bornyo is teh Tritone of electrostatic.

I use Gia's line at least once a day in my everyday life.


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Before the unknown pervert signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.




LoL!!!
I would waste original material on such an unoriginal subject. The whole pursuit was unoriginal if you ask me.


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I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either



Yes I'm a retard so if I post tits, it would be considered "retard porn". I dont want to get in trouble... I dont know how to "prove" my gender, otherwise.



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We're pretty sure superpowerready aka electrostatic is a unique user, whereas PenisPumpCharly was definitely not.

But yes, ES could be a new creation of an old poster.


Smelly Monkey
Lurid 2.0 aka Lou Cypher
Kyoto
Chickenmaster aka chisulo
Guapo aka darth
CoochieMonster aka Terry Schiavo
Mr. Poo
Brandon Irons aka Monseiur
Kami Andrews
Hailey Young's sixhead
His Excellency
Other _________________________________




I gotta give it to Willy this time. Most original post/thought in relation to the subject. Also more props, you didn't say I was Darrah. But you forgot, Gigi as an option...

And it is a compliment that you would think I could, if only, be even a retarded version of Monkey or Lou. Thank You.


I am none of the above.


I just think it's hard to believe a so called "attention whore" exists who wont show her tits. I guess I don't need so much attention afterall. I am camera shy aswel due to very low confidence, no self esteem or whatever. Which plays in to the "loon" factor.

Soooo, that said, I obviously lost all "XPT worth" when I didn't show tits and it became apparent it's damn near impossible to humiliate me.

Im also very amused no one has argued that I am Bornyo's "crush".



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Electrostatic is either a very fucked up person in the head or a master troll based on what she evokes from the membership here. Either way its making me



According to most,I'm just a very fucked up person in the head. Thanks, babe.

Bornyo rants in 5, 4, 3, 2, !~~
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#407422 - 03/17/09 06:02 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407423 - 03/17/09 06:29 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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maybe you should show em one boob?
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#407424 - 03/17/09 07:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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I said, Retard. Porn. A ''Banworthy'' offense. Much like spam. Although, it apparently only applies to some NOT ALL. Unfair? Discuss...
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#407425 - 03/17/09 07:44 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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maybe you should show em one boob?




One boob sounds reasonable to me.
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#407426 - 03/17/09 07:56 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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maybe you should show em one boob?


Spring is in the air....when a young mans fancy turns to love...
pretty--» «--bishop
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#407427 - 03/17/09 08:18 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol
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#407428 - 03/17/09 08:20 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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many here might argue that ALL porn is retard porn


Quote:

I said, Retard. Porn. A ''Banworthy'' offense. Much like spam. Although, it apparently only applies to some NOT ALL. Unfair? Discuss...


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#407429 - 03/17/09 09:06 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.

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#407430 - 03/17/09 09:30 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


Wow!!! Now we have a quandry Despite the fact that I find you as appealing as a bout of explosisive diarrhea,elec-troll-static made me see you in a new light because even though I would rather have an infestation of the new inch and a half sized "super-crabs" backstrokeing in my groin than share the same room with you? atleast you only post when you have an original thought(despite the fact that your thoughts cause me to vomit into my mouth a little)I was going to offer you a truce,or atleast just stand down... But now that you've seen fit in your bovine reasoning to go after pretty,all bets are off
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#407431 - 03/17/09 09:31 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!
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#407432 - 03/17/09 09:33 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.

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#407433 - 03/17/09 09:33 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
hehe
knew thatd rile it up
lol
hey girl! how ya doin?
gimme a break

Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


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#407434 - 03/17/09 09:36 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Registered: 03/29/08
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because you are lol


Quote:

wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!


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#407435 - 03/17/09 09:37 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Pretty, me Im never upset, I love ya girl, you are too Pretty for me to not like Im doing really well and I hope you are too.
Where do you want that break?, pick a limb.

Gotta go make a living, enjoy your day you lovely creature.

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#407436 - 03/17/09 09:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
its all good bishop
gypsys been gunning for me since her self involved little fantasy land collapsed under the weight of a suggestive (no names) post awhile back
or maybe its the fact that i can and did lose weight and prove it with new pics (not hydes old 2 year old shit sigh) and shes just mad
i mean, i would be too
you cant fix ugly on the inside
it must be very frustrating for her
i dont judge

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


Wow!!! Now we have a quandry Despite the fact that I find you as appealing as a bout of explosisive diarrhea,elec-troll-static made me see you in a new light because even though I would rather have an infestation of the new inch and a half sized "super-crabs" backstrokeing in my groin than share the same room with you? atleast you only post when you have an original thought(despite the fact that your thoughts cause me to vomit into my mouth a little)I was going to offer you a truce,or atleast just stand down... But now that you've seen fit in your bovine reasoning to go after pretty,all bets are off


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#407437 - 03/17/09 09:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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LOL. Brandon? I'm not Monkey.
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#407438 - 03/17/09 09:43 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol
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#407439 - 03/17/09 09:56 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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No retard pr0n!
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#407440 - 03/17/09 10:07 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
lol
ok i give up
she aint showin the tata
lol
do we call that cycloptitty?
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#407441 - 03/17/09 10:13 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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I thought it said "CypherTatty". See! Stupid!
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#407442 - 03/17/09 12:35 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.


Oh no she DIDn't


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#407443 - 03/17/09 12:49 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.


Oh no she DIDn't




Oh fuck I might get in trouble for this. Sorry Gyps. It's not you it's what you said and then what he said!~
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#407444 - 03/17/09 02:22 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol


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#407445 - 03/17/09 02:45 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!


The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407446 - 03/17/09 03:52 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol






Pretty are you a 'negrophiliac'?
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#407447 - 03/17/09 03:58 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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