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#407398 - 03/16/09 02:51 AM Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Bornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Whatever, Hornyo. I think you just went against the grain on purpose just to get me to interact with you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, shut the fuck up.

[Loucypher]Heh... Bornyo pissed and at his best...
I love it. I haven't seen him this pissed since I sewed his goats asshole shut. [/LouCypher]


CLICK IT B! Courtesy of the Dutch!




Hornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Aries
Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. They can be exceedingly abrupt and blunt. Their arrogance holds no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. They may be right but they lack the diplomatic skills and will win no friends. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night-stand. They're not as tall as they say they are.

OR...
Cancer
Because Cancerians have no life of their own, they just love to hear about other's people's problems - and they are gullible enough to think they might be of some help. How can they when they have had no real experiences? They're supposed to be good home makers - this is a myth - but they've spread this rumor because they're just too scared to go into the real world and find out what it's like. They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old fashioned, dark and boring. They will get fat no matter what they eat.




Baby B Babbled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




I need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
-Mark_J on Forgotten Attention Whores




Blahblahblah….
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=388133&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

I Think he meant "please pull my plug". "Blow a donkey"?.... Come ON you fucking jackass!~ No way!



B20666 X’s said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



More like hand over mouth...yawn. Your first draft was better, btw.




ZzzzZ…
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

I like how electrostatic goes submissive around people she sees as being in authority.








Dr. PhiL the one who sucks Oprah’s dick says:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Not too subtle, but obssesive like Ted.


Common characteristics of those with psychopathy are:
• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Superficial charm
• Criminal versatility
• Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
• Impulse control problems
• Irresponsibility
• Inability to tolerate boredom
• Pathological narcissism
• Pathological lying
• Shallow affect
• Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
• Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
• Lack of empathy
• Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
• A sense of extreme entitlement
• Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
• Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
• Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
• Lack of personal insight
• Failure to follow any life plan
• Abuse of drugs including alcohol
• Inability to distinguish right from wrong
• Aggression to peers, not necessarily physical, which can include getting others into trouble or a campaign of psychological torment.
The three indicators—bedwetting, cruelty to animals

and firestarting, known as the MacDonald triad—were first described by J.M. MacDonald as indicators of psychopathy.
Lying, often without discernible objectives, extending beyond a child's normal impulse not to be punished. These lies are so extensive it is often impossible to know lies from truth.




THANKFULLY,
Factor 2 was found to be related to antisocial personality disorder, social deviance, sensation seeking, low socio-economic status and high risk of suicide.




You should know by now yapped:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Spam:







LouCypherWannabeblabled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!



How MEAN! You hate KIDS!




frshrtnjhryhnjyrxnjydtjh:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




Awesome Mystery Poster said:





Boringyo talked again:
Quote:



Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Practice what you preach. And hey whatever happened to…

He also stated:
Quote:

I could not care less. Answer him. Earn your mastery.




Done.

EdiT:::Ps. I never ignore flesh OR blood!


Edited by electrostatic (03/16/09 03:02 AM)
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#407399 - 03/16/09 02:58 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

Bornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Whatever, Hornyo. I think you just went against the grain on purpose just to get me to interact with you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, shut the fuck up.

[Loucypher]Heh... Bornyo pissed and at his best...
I love it. I haven't seen him this pissed since I sewed his goats asshole shut. [/LouCypher]


CLICK IT B! Courtesy of the Dutch!




Hornyo said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Aries
Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. They can be exceedingly abrupt and blunt. Their arrogance holds no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. They may be right but they lack the diplomatic skills and will win no friends. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night-stand. They're not as tall as they say they are.

OR...
Cancer
Because Cancerians have no life of their own, they just love to hear about other's people's problems - and they are gullible enough to think they might be of some help. How can they when they have had no real experiences? They're supposed to be good home makers - this is a myth - but they've spread this rumor because they're just too scared to go into the real world and find out what it's like. They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old fashioned, dark and boring. They will get fat no matter what they eat.




Baby B Babbled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



"I need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
-Mark_J on Forgotten Attention Whores




Blahblahblah….
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.phpCat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=388133&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

I Think he meant "please pull my plug". "Blow a donkey"?.... Come ON you fucking jackass!~ No way!



B20666 X’s said:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



More like hand over mouth...yawn. Your first draft was better, btw.




ZzzzZ…
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

I like how electrostatic goes submissive around people she sees as being in authority.








Dr. PhiL the one who sucks Oprah’s dick says:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Not too subtle, but obssesive like Ted.


Common characteristics of those with psychopathy are:
• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Superficial charm
• Criminal versatility
• Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
• Impulse control problems
• Irresponsibility
• Inability to tolerate boredom
• Pathological narcissism
• Pathological lying
• Shallow affect
• Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
• Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
• Lack of empathy
• Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
• A sense of extreme entitlement
• Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
• Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
• Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
• Lack of personal insight
• Failure to follow any life plan
• Abuse of drugs including alcohol
• Inability to distinguish right from wrong
• Aggression to peers, not necessarily physical, which can include getting others into trouble or a campaign of psychological torment.
The three indicators—bedwetting, cruelty to animals

and firestarting, known as the MacDonald triad—were first described by J.M. MacDonald as indicators of psychopathy.
Lying, often without discernible objectives, extending beyond a child's normal impulse not to be punished. These lies are so extensive it is often impossible to know lies from truth.




THANKFULLY,
Factor 2 was found to be related to antisocial personality disorder, social deviance, sensation seeking, low socio-economic status and high risk of suicide.




You should know by now yapped:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Spam:







LouCypherWannabeblabled:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



And…
Quote:

YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!



How MEAN! You hate KIDS!




frshrtnjhryhnjyrxnjydtjh:
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




Awesome Mystery Poster said:





Boringyo talked again:
Quote:



Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Practice what you preach. And hey whatever happened to…

He also stated:
Quote:

I could not care less. Answer him. Earn your mastery.




Done.




Saved until the edit time expires in case she decides to delete her post. Folks, we have a true melt down in the making. Sound the alarms!
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#407400 - 03/16/09 03:04 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
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LoLoL! No way. He truly melted down today. What a fucking freak!
Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.

Bed Time. Night, Malice...


Edited by electrostatic (03/16/09 03:07 AM)
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#407401 - 03/16/09 03:09 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Nope. Sorry. You just had a meltdown of Phlogiston proportions.
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#407402 - 03/16/09 05:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

LoLoL! No way. He truly melted down today. What a fucking freak!
Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.

Bed Time. Night, Malice...




MELTDOWN OF EPIC NUCLEAR PROPORTIONS!!!




[bornyo]The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board. [/bornyo]


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#407403 - 03/16/09 07:37 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !
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#407404 - 03/16/09 01:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
loopnode Offline
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Quote:


Edit: Aren't you happy I didn't spamaround like he did. I thnk I did pretty good.





No. You didn't.
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#407405 - 03/16/09 01:47 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !



Bornyo says I neglect my kids,. Therefore, no supper. They dont even have to shut the fuck up because the voices in my head drown them out. It's nuts! The whip doesnt come out either because I'm too self involved and on drugs to whip my kids. By the way have you seen the little fuckers?... They were just here a few...
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#407406 - 03/16/09 03:19 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
I have no idea what's going on here.

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#407407 - 03/16/09 03:20 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I have no idea what's going on here.




That's alright, neither does electro.
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#407408 - 03/16/09 03:29 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Quote:

Kids if you shut the fuck up it's an early bed time and no supper. That's after the whip comes out. Phew !



Bornyo says I neglect my kids,. Therefore, no supper. They dont even have to shut the fuck up because the voices in my head drown them out. It's nuts! The whip doesnt come out either because I'm too self involved and on drugs to whip my kids. By the way have you seen the little fuckers?... They were just here a few...



The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

[ed. props to Grip Johnson for the original "drpornz disclaimer" ]

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#407409 - 03/16/09 03:46 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Forgot to add...addict wannabe porno whore with kids and an idle bf...

...kinda reminds me of Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind.

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#407410 - 03/16/09 04:18 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
. Unexpected, yet im not surprised.
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#407411 - 03/16/09 06:18 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

EdiT:::Ps. I never ignore flesh OR blood!




Perhaps, dear, you should stop ignoring that little bit of your subconscious that warns you to think before you type. You're a fucking loon.

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#407412 - 03/16/09 06:50 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
Quote:

Nope. Sorry. You just had a meltdown of Phlogiston proportions.




I agree, EPIC!!! WOW, fuck.
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#407413 - 03/16/09 07:46 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
charin Offline
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I complained to SPR a month and a half ago about posting in every thread. I'm trying to obey Bornyo's disclaimer and help the children by ignoring her.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#407414 - 03/16/09 08:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:

He was okay before he became the XPT equivalent of a FM station playing Stairway to Heaven for 24 hours straight with the electrostatic stuff.




I would also like to beat posters with a 2X4 that steal my material.
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#407415 - 03/16/09 08:41 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Fiend Offline
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Posts: 3509
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Quote:


I would also like to beat posters with a 2X4 that steal my material.




What exactly constitutes "your material" ? Off hand I can't really think of anything unique about you. Please elaborate so we don't accidentally run afoul of your bailiwick and suffer your wrath.


lol
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#407416 - 03/16/09 09:02 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
the unknown pervert Offline
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I was referring to the blatant lift of my criticism of her in the Electrostatic Time to Pull the Plug thread.
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#407417 - 03/16/09 09:13 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
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pretty sure it was supposed to be obvious that she "stole your material." she also stoled baby g's line about being "predictably defiant."

Before the unknown pervert signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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#407418 - 03/16/09 09:24 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bishop Offline
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I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either
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#407419 - 03/16/09 09:35 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either


We're pretty sure superpowerready aka electrostatic is a unique user, whereas PenisPumpCharly was definitely not.

But yes, ES could be a new creation of an old poster.





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#407420 - 03/16/09 10:20 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Electrostatic is either a very fucked up person in the head or a master troll based on what she evokes from the membership here. Either way its making me
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#407421 - 03/17/09 12:35 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

You're a fucking loon



What. A. FUCKING. Breakthrough.


Quote:

pretty sure it was supposed to be obvious that she "stole your material." she also stoled baby g's line about being "predictably defiant."



At least were on the same page that Bornyo is teh Tritone of electrostatic.

I use Gia's line at least once a day in my everyday life.


Quote:

Before the unknown pervert signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.




LoL!!!
I would waste original material on such an unoriginal subject. The whole pursuit was unoriginal if you ask me.


Quote:

I dont know gang. Im still not buying it. I think elec-troll-static is a low calibre troll,one trick pony,that unravelled at the slightest provacation because there was no place else for that bomb to go but down. Personally I was more offended,pissed off and irritated by "Penis Pump Guy" I doubt this troll is even a chick...
Even if I am wrong then this rupture has the earmarks of mild retardation,and we PROBABLY shouldnt make fun of that either



Yes I'm a retard so if I post tits, it would be considered "retard porn". I dont want to get in trouble... I dont know how to "prove" my gender, otherwise.



Quote:

We're pretty sure superpowerready aka electrostatic is a unique user, whereas PenisPumpCharly was definitely not.

But yes, ES could be a new creation of an old poster.


Smelly Monkey
Lurid 2.0 aka Lou Cypher
Kyoto
Chickenmaster aka chisulo
Guapo aka darth
CoochieMonster aka Terry Schiavo
Mr. Poo
Brandon Irons aka Monseiur
Kami Andrews
Hailey Young's sixhead
His Excellency
Other _________________________________




I gotta give it to Willy this time. Most original post/thought in relation to the subject. Also more props, you didn't say I was Darrah. But you forgot, Gigi as an option...

And it is a compliment that you would think I could, if only, be even a retarded version of Monkey or Lou. Thank You.


I am none of the above.


I just think it's hard to believe a so called "attention whore" exists who wont show her tits. I guess I don't need so much attention afterall. I am camera shy aswel due to very low confidence, no self esteem or whatever. Which plays in to the "loon" factor.

Soooo, that said, I obviously lost all "XPT worth" when I didn't show tits and it became apparent it's damn near impossible to humiliate me.

Im also very amused no one has argued that I am Bornyo's "crush".



Quote:

Electrostatic is either a very fucked up person in the head or a master troll based on what she evokes from the membership here. Either way its making me



According to most,I'm just a very fucked up person in the head. Thanks, babe.

Bornyo rants in 5, 4, 3, 2, !~~
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#407422 - 03/17/09 06:02 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407423 - 03/17/09 06:29 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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maybe you should show em one boob?
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#407424 - 03/17/09 07:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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I said, Retard. Porn. A ''Banworthy'' offense. Much like spam. Although, it apparently only applies to some NOT ALL. Unfair? Discuss...
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#407425 - 03/17/09 07:44 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

maybe you should show em one boob?




One boob sounds reasonable to me.
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#407426 - 03/17/09 07:56 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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maybe you should show em one boob?


Spring is in the air....when a young mans fancy turns to love...
pretty--» «--bishop
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#407427 - 03/17/09 08:18 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol
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#407428 - 03/17/09 08:20 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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many here might argue that ALL porn is retard porn


Quote:

I said, Retard. Porn. A ''Banworthy'' offense. Much like spam. Although, it apparently only applies to some NOT ALL. Unfair? Discuss...


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#407429 - 03/17/09 09:06 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.

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#407430 - 03/17/09 09:30 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


Wow!!! Now we have a quandry Despite the fact that I find you as appealing as a bout of explosisive diarrhea,elec-troll-static made me see you in a new light because even though I would rather have an infestation of the new inch and a half sized "super-crabs" backstrokeing in my groin than share the same room with you? atleast you only post when you have an original thought(despite the fact that your thoughts cause me to vomit into my mouth a little)I was going to offer you a truce,or atleast just stand down... But now that you've seen fit in your bovine reasoning to go after pretty,all bets are off
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#407431 - 03/17/09 09:31 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!
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#407432 - 03/17/09 09:33 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.

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#407433 - 03/17/09 09:33 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
hehe
knew thatd rile it up
lol
hey girl! how ya doin?
gimme a break

Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


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#407434 - 03/17/09 09:36 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
because you are lol


Quote:

wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!


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#407435 - 03/17/09 09:37 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Pretty, me Im never upset, I love ya girl, you are too Pretty for me to not like Im doing really well and I hope you are too.
Where do you want that break?, pick a limb.

Gotta go make a living, enjoy your day you lovely creature.

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#407436 - 03/17/09 09:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
its all good bishop
gypsys been gunning for me since her self involved little fantasy land collapsed under the weight of a suggestive (no names) post awhile back
or maybe its the fact that i can and did lose weight and prove it with new pics (not hydes old 2 year old shit sigh) and shes just mad
i mean, i would be too
you cant fix ugly on the inside
it must be very frustrating for her
i dont judge

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

hey baby
i been crushin on you since you came back and TOLD gypsy lol


Told Gypsy what? If anyone is calling anyone retard on this board it shouldnt be Electro, she/he is intelligent on and off this board, annoying to some, entertaining to some, But it should be you Pretty, cause you should definitely be receiving SSI and shouldn't have to ask other women for feminine tips, especially at your age. Keep to sucking strange dick, it's the only thing you are good for.


Wow!!! Now we have a quandry Despite the fact that I find you as appealing as a bout of explosisive diarrhea,elec-troll-static made me see you in a new light because even though I would rather have an infestation of the new inch and a half sized "super-crabs" backstrokeing in my groin than share the same room with you? atleast you only post when you have an original thought(despite the fact that your thoughts cause me to vomit into my mouth a little)I was going to offer you a truce,or atleast just stand down... But now that you've seen fit in your bovine reasoning to go after pretty,all bets are off


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#407437 - 03/17/09 09:40 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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LOL. Brandon? I'm not Monkey.
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#407438 - 03/17/09 09:43 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol
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#407439 - 03/17/09 09:56 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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No retard pr0n!
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#407440 - 03/17/09 10:07 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
pretty Offline
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lol
ok i give up
she aint showin the tata
lol
do we call that cycloptitty?
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#407441 - 03/17/09 10:13 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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I thought it said "CypherTatty". See! Stupid!
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#407442 - 03/17/09 12:35 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.


Oh no she DIDn't


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#407443 - 03/17/09 12:49 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

Bitch, I mean Bish, go for it.


Oh no she DIDn't




Oh fuck I might get in trouble for this. Sorry Gyps. It's not you it's what you said and then what he said!~
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#407444 - 03/17/09 02:22 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol


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#407445 - 03/17/09 02:45 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

wow sound's like everyone here's gone fucking bananas! and/or Brandon Iron has once again logged on to everyone's account. I didn't do it. Also, the polls show I'm Smelly Monkey. Why?!


The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407446 - 03/17/09 03:52 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

how bout that one boob electro?
cmon its just one
you can do it lol






Pretty are you a 'negrophiliac'?
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#407447 - 03/17/09 03:58 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407448 - 03/17/09 04:58 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Mark_J Offline
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electro, i ask that you proceed in sharing at least one of the cleavage shots from myspace before you deleted all of them. the sharks are circling now and that's your lifeline, trust me. not to mention it'll be a good first step toward mending fences, perhaps even reconciliation some day, but some tenderness is what's needed now.

i recall those milkers were ample. C's or D's, angle depending?

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#407449 - 03/17/09 05:42 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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D's...
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#407450 - 03/17/09 06:07 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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D's at her knees, most likely.

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#407451 - 03/17/09 06:17 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
LouCypher Offline
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We've already covered this haven't we Electro..
Nipples digging into your feet, yes?.
Show em.
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#407452 - 03/17/09 06:19 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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I'd like to see them too. Tits or GTFO!!
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#407453 - 03/17/09 06:21 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Unregistered


Tits.

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#407454 - 03/17/09 06:25 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

We've already covered this haven't we Electro..
Nipples digging into your feet, yes?.
Show em.




Concrete bitch, not the floor... Yes?

Show me your fucking intestines first, along with a close up shot of your pancreas and then we can work something out, babe.
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#407455 - 03/17/09 06:35 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bornyo Offline
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407456 - 03/17/09 07:27 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Whoo hoo, this is very entertaining, Pretty unlike you I dont need validation from an anonymous porn forum and random men. You've shown your skills of dick sucking and you are now XPT approved. I know you sleep better at night now.
The people who need to know what I look like then and now do. Ive never been gunning for you, I thought you were hilarious as I still do in many, many ways. And you're right you cant fix ugly, cause if you could you would of used that money for dermabrasion and seek advice from an esthetician instead of Gia.
Dontcha worry you're still the prettiest creature on this board, and you're right, Im mad cause you lost weight.

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#407457 - 03/17/09 07:31 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bornyo Offline
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Hey Gypsy- now that you're ship-shape on the outside, how about working on that cold black heart?

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#407458 - 03/17/09 07:33 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

Quote:

We've already covered this haven't we Electro..
Nipples digging into your feet, yes?.
Show em.




Concrete bitch, not the floor... Yes?

Show me your fucking intestines first, along with a close up shot of your pancreas and then we can work something out, babe.




When I said "show em" I meant the thread not your mams, doll. Get your mind off your tits.

I'd really be disappointed in you if you lowered yourself like that. It's what divides us and all, yes?.
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#407459 - 03/17/09 07:39 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Gotta go make a living, enjoy your day you lovely creature.








Typical day at the office for Gypsy.

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#407460 - 03/17/09 07:39 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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That's the best you can do Bitch, I mean Bish, and that had to be edited? And they blame the white man for keeping the black man down. Sheesh.

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#407461 - 03/17/09 07:40 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Gotta go make a living, enjoy your day you lovely creature.








Typical day at the office for Gypsy.


I wish, but it is similar dealing with attorneys.

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#407462 - 03/17/09 07:51 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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How rude of me, I forgot to put captions on these.

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#407463 - 03/17/09 11:32 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

Whoo hoo, this is very entertaining, Pretty unlike you I dont need validation from an anonymous porn forum and random men. You've shown your skills of dick sucking and you are now XPT approved. I know you sleep better at night now.
The people who need to know what I look like then and now do. Ive never been gunning for you, I thought you were hilarious as I still do in many, many ways. And you're right you cant fix ugly, cause if you could you would of used that money for dermabrasion and seek advice from an esthetician instead of Gia.
Dontcha worry you're still the prettiest creature on this board, and you're right, Im mad cause you lost weight.


OOOOOoooo kay lets PRETEND even a grain of this mental vomit is true... MATTER OF FACT SINCE WE ARE PRETENDING WHY NOT REALLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE LICENSE AFFORDED SCENARIOS WRITTEN IN MAKE BELIEVE-LAND AND SAY THAT YOOOOOOUUUUU WOULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DRAW THESE CONCLUSIONS Particularly since you don't have the where-with-all to give the proper credit to posts,even though they have names in little boxes next to them. Any of the assumptions you made above would still be better than why you REALLY don't like pretty....
and why you continue to come around here despite the fact that you are wanted as much as a case of oozing genital warts... Its because YOU ARE SO GODDAMNED UGLY THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN INTERRACT WITH ANY SIGHTED MAN WITHOUT HIM VOMITING ON YOU BEFORE HE GOUGES HIS OWN EYES OUT WITH ANY IMPLIMENT THAT WILL FIT INTO THE SOCKETS.
You don't have to hate anyone else because you have never seen a penis in real-life.
Look I'm gonna throw you a life-line, The first thing you need to is jerk the I.V. that delivers those pureed potatoes outta your arm... THEN mommy and daddy are gonna need to roll you into the yard(if they gotta take out a wall to spring you from house WE will pay for it)after they hose the stink off of you? Then maybe you can find a dude blind enough to let you touch his penis You will want a guy who has been blind from birth,because there is a good chance that anyone who has ever been sighted would be able to ascertain how ugly you are through touch and then balk.
If you take my advice and are actually able to sneak a touch on a real penis(with no vomit on it) Then there will be only one last thing.......
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND DONT EVER COME BACK!!
Stop deluding yourself into thinking that ANYONE wants you here(or anywhere else)
otherwise we might have to get that myspace mom to make a pretend boyfriend for you and we all know how that turned out...


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#407464 - 03/18/09 02:22 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Quote:

electro, i ask that you proceed in sharing at least one of the cleavage shots from myspace before you deleted all of them. the sharks are circling now and that's your lifeline, trust me. not to mention it'll be a good first step toward mending fences, perhaps even reconciliation some day, but some tenderness is what's needed now.

i recall those milkers were ample. C's or D's, angle depending?





What does she look like? over under 280, black or white, she above or below the gypsy line?


Quote:

Hey Gypsy- now that you're ship-shape on the outside, how about working on that cold black heart?





Why? I think thats a big part of her sex appeal is that shes evil, ive jacked off to the idea of gyspy banging emo kids in the ass, many times actually. Mainly this guy though




Quote:

Quote:

Whoo hoo, this is very entertaining, Pretty unlike you I dont need validation from an anonymous porn forum and random men. You've shown your skills of dick sucking and you are now XPT approved. I know you sleep better at night now.
The people who need to know what I look like then and now do. Ive never been gunning for you, I thought you were hilarious as I still do in many, many ways. And you're right you cant fix ugly, cause if you could you would of used that money for dermabrasion and seek advice from an esthetician instead of Gia.
Dontcha worry you're still the prettiest creature on this board, and you're right, Im mad cause you lost weight.


OOOOOoooo kay lets PRETEND even a grain of this mental vomit is true... MATTER OF FACT SINCE WE ARE PRETENDING WHY NOT REALLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE LICENSE AFFORDED SCENARIOS WRITTEN IN MAKE BELIEVE-LAND AND SAY THAT YOOOOOOUUUUU WOULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DRAW THESE CONCLUSIONS Particularly since you don't have the where-with-all to give the proper credit to posts,even though they have names in little boxes next to them. Any of the assumptions you made above would still be better than why you REALLY don't like pretty....
and why you continue to come around here despite the fact that you are wanted as much as a case of oozing genital warts... Its because YOU ARE SO GODDAMNED UGLY THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN INTERRACT WITH ANY SIGHTED MAN WITHOUT HIM VOMITING ON YOU BEFORE HE GOUGES HIS OWN EYES OUT WITH ANY IMPLIMENT THAT WILL FIT INTO THE SOCKETS.
You don't have to hate anyone else because you have never seen a penis in real-life.
Look I'm gonna throw you a life-line, The first thing you need to is jerk the I.V. that delivers those pureed potatoes outta your arm... THEN mommy and daddy are gonna need to roll you into the yard(if they gotta take out a wall to spring you from house WE will pay for it)after they hose the stink off of you? Then maybe you can find a dude blind enough to let you touch his penis You will want a guy who has been blind from birth,because there is a good chance that anyone who has ever been sighted would be able to ascertain how ugly you are through touch and then balk.
If you take my advice and are actually able to sneak a touch on a real penis(with no vomit on it) Then there will be only one last thing.......
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND DONT EVER COME BACK!!
Stop deluding yourself into thinking that ANYONE wants you here(or anywhere else)
otherwise we might have to get that myspace mom to make a pretend boyfriend for you and we all know how that turned out...





Hey Bish I love you like a son but I can't stand back and let you tee off on my girl Gyspy. To some she might not be aesthetically pleasing but shes not ugly, her personality and hatred of anything with a penis is very appealing, shes lost about 30 pounds and looks like a poor man's jennifer lopez now. We have all had periods when we haven't looked great and her feminem girlfriend got her ass deep in a herion addiction, shes clean and healthy now and I wished she seeked the board's approval so we could all see how good she looks now, it took months of pleading to get her to show me, but wow, was worth it.
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#407465 - 03/18/09 02:33 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Welllll.....who the fuck am I.......no wait maybe I don't want to know !
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#407466 - 03/18/09 02:35 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Welllll.....who the fuck am I.......no wait maybe I don't want to know !




Im guessing guapo since you gave the where's guapo thread 5 stars..... .......
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#407467 - 03/18/09 07:01 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
electrostatic Offline
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When I said "show em" I meant the thread not your mams, doll. Get your mind off your tits.

I'd really be disappointed in you if you lowered yourself like that. It's what divides us and all, yes?.



Well I know some men with tits too. So maybe it doesnt really divide us. Can you still show me your intestines?


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What does she look like? over under 280, black or white, she above or below the gypsy line?



Wayy below!






Bishy, Bishy...
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#407468 - 03/18/09 07:30 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
Willie D Offline

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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407469 - 03/18/09 08:31 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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^^^Approved! Look around at all the entertainment it has created! I can't let Borny take all the credit of course but, THANKS Borny at least you got Mark_J to post more! Pretty fucking awesome... Yes?
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#407470 - 03/18/09 08:50 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Im glad I gave everyone something to do on a lonely Tuesday night.
Bish, you repeated, just changed a few caps and two cent words around the same thing you've been saying since what 2003? A cow picture....
I guess you have lots of time on your hands since your diseased cock would never be hired again. Im sorry, dont be mad at me. I still think you are the closet thing to Taye Diggs the porn world will ever see.
And just because YOU told me to go away and never come back, I will do that just for YOU!

@ Monkey, at me being caught with my legs spread open you were much closer with me banging emos in the ass with my Holmes strap on.

@ Biff, thanks for clarifying the elephant pics again.

@ Bornyo, once you go black, you could never go back, just ask the Bitch.

Love me or Hate me, you're still obsessing.

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#407471 - 03/18/09 09:39 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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^^^Approved! Look around at all the entertainment it has created! I can't let Borny take all the credit of course but, THANKS Borny at least you got Mark_J to post more! Pretty fucking awesome... Yes?




The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407472 - 03/18/09 11:48 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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Im glad I gave everyone something to do on a lonely St. Patty's Day...




Love me or Hate me, you're still obsessing.
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#407473 - 03/18/09 11:51 AM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
have2cit Offline
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I don't know what the point of all this is. You guys should know by now you can't out post a crack-head.

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#407474 - 03/18/09 01:10 PM Re: Bornyo's Crush Has Cooties!
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I don't know what the point of all this is. You guys should know by now you can't out post a crack-head.



Dude I was just thinking about you too... Ooo creepy!~
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