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Come on guys,we've all been there.You haven't been laid for a week or so,maybe you've had a drink(maybe not),and it starts..YOUR PENIS BEGINS DISPENSING ADVICE.. 
It can be harmless enough,"Hey why don't we call up that fat chick from the P.T.A. who slipped us her number on parent/teacher night?" 
Or it can get ugly,i.e. Charles Barkley's drunken blow-job cruise or Closet-faggot Chris Brown being conned by his dick into believing-"hey if you beat Rhianna about her head and face she will look more manly,then we can take her from behind and satisfy our homo-erotic urges!" 
My own penis is no better.. Sure it has been kind enough to bring some money into the house, but it also played more than a small part in my decision to get married some years back 
So tally up the pluses and the minuses and speak up..
Is your penis your friend or foe? and why? Please feel free to share any watershed moments in your relationship with the peni in question..
The day my penis starts “dispensing” advice like that, is the day I make a mini muzzle for him. 
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