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#407285 - 03/17/09 06:10 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Bornyo Offline
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If I'm not mistaken, Lou's done a stint in the box. Alex is probably chewing the gum Lou left stuck up under the bench.

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#407286 - 03/17/09 06:31 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

...before leveling up to general population to trade jabs with the big boys- alphas like Hyde, Hungwell, paperwaste, etc....




Oh, and Mark points for this- It was sublimely subtle and did not go un-noticed.

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#407287 - 03/17/09 06:35 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

If I'm not mistaken, Lou's done a stint in the box. Alex is probably chewing the gum Lou left stuck up under the bench.




Alex will probably swallow the gum, shit it out, take a pic and post it in the lunch thread on the day he returns. I would expect no less from Panzer.
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#407288 - 03/17/09 06:38 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Banning is unfair, boxing is fair.
I don't care about seeing someone's waste in a picture; can't say it makes me feel nauseated or anything.



I want to bang you. Just sayin...
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#407289 - 03/17/09 07:46 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Quote:

Quote:

Unfair ban.




How is this unfair?

Do you really want XPT to turn into a scat board?


One pic doesnt make a scat board Conq. I agree that it was in very poor taste, but I dont think he deserved to be banned, the box yeah whatever. I think it's all kind of ridiculous actually, just my opinion.

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#407290 - 03/17/09 07:49 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
gia jordan Offline
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He'd been using this place as his personal blogspot and burdening us with his thread hogging for way too fucking long. That pic was the cherry on top for bansville. Or boxville. Whichever is fine by me.
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#407291 - 03/17/09 07:54 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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One scat pic equaled penalty box.

One scat pic without the penalty box equals more scat pics.

Now replace "scat pics" with tranny pics or bestiality pics and apply the same logic. Why is this even an arguement?.

I realize Panzer was fun in a point and laugh type way but he'll be back. Adjust for a few days.
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#407292 - 03/17/09 08:01 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
zenman Offline
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Quote:

Does ADT take back posters that were banned? If alex could return there I think he would stay there. Some of them really seemed to like him and that board would be more forgiving of shit pics as steph said herself.




They took him back and banned him again.
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#407293 - 03/17/09 08:05 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Whay are all you homos so gay for Panzer? Fucking annoying douche is banned for a lil bit, who cares? 6-7 pages is much too much for it. Go back to talking about porn!
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#407294 - 03/17/09 08:31 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Does ADT take back posters that were banned? If alex could return there I think he would stay there. Some of them really seemed to like him and that board would be more forgiving of shit pics as steph said herself.




They took him back and banned him again.





Lol- what was he banned for the second time? The first was lying about his age if I am not mistaken right?
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#407295 - 03/17/09 10:10 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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#407296 - 03/17/09 11:06 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Mark_J Offline
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Posts: 2058
Quote:

Whay are all you homos so gay for Panzer? Fucking annoying douche is banned for a lil bit, who cares? 6-7 pages is much too much for it. Go back to talking about porn!




its probably just symptomatic of the shortage of worthy antagonists. Too many Joe Pesci's circa Home Alone slippin on banana peels, not enough Daniel Day Lewis's circa There Will be Blood. plus half assed fights between people that don't actually hate each other don't really work anymore.

take Hyde for example. he was one of the few bad guys with some semblance of a brain- miswired at birth as it may have been. he once mentioned admiring an adversary that had the ability to broadside him in a fight simply by making a good point. other than that one, he rarely made any himself, but that's another story.

i've tried baiting some porn people onto here (as have others), but apparently the place is so infamous now that they don't dare set foot. there's another demo of antagonists that burn out as quickly as they flare up (Alpha Bitch, morning, etc.) and don't stay around long enough for target practice. the fish barrel probably just needs time to restock.

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#407297 - 03/18/09 12:47 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
k1ng Offline
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if banning pantsher removes "enema" from the xpt lexicon I'm all for it. he sucks and isn't funny.
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#407298 - 03/18/09 01:31 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Please put this picture of his face behind bars instead of his avatar.
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#407299 - 03/18/09 02:19 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
So if this is a Completely Uncensored forum where can I start posting CP pics?

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#407300 - 03/18/09 02:23 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

So if this is a Completely Uncensored forum where can I start posting CP pics?





Allegedly uncensored within the boundaries of the laws within the USA --desu
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#407301 - 03/18/09 05:56 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Quote:

I want to bang you. Just sayin...




The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407302 - 03/18/09 07:15 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
tattypatty
Quote:

MK says:
Quote:



Panzer was derailing a food thread, you say? Fair enough. But Hyde wasn't derailing any threads when he got boxed, was he? The reason given was "Bad Taste". In other words, these forums ARE CENSORED.





To be fair, nobody removed his post or locked the thread. He just got a swift kick in the ass, that's all...



Censorship is not only the deletion of text, but also the suppression of speech. Which is what boxing/banning is meant to achieve, to some degree. If you don't delete the text, but delete the poster of that text, then it's still a form of censorship in my opinion.

I'm talking more about what happened to Hyde, than to Panzer. Not that it's that important....this is just an internet porn forum. But it's a joke to say that this board is completely uncensored. I suggested editing the text on the front page, but have been told that it wont be happening. So as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing further for me to add to this thread.

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#407303 - 03/18/09 07:41 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I think you may be reading a little to much into the use of the word here. In comparison to the other boards this one is less censored, no board can be completely uncensored with the strict definition, there would be no mods, illegal crap would proliferate and there would be pics of Smartts dick all over the pages. The use of the word uncensored here is a marketing tool, but it also pretty truthful in light of some of your alternatives in this kind of board. It all comes down to the owners of the forum, what they say goes. I believe Jeff started the board to give people a place to chat about porn that wasn't like the other boards, he still want there to be rules though to make sure it isn't complete chaos. If people disagree with the way he runs this board (through tony and mods) then you could always try your hand at making your own forum like he did.
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#407304 - 03/18/09 11:25 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I don't see what the big deal is, people don't seem to mind that turd, coke stevenson floating around in all the threads.

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#407305 - 03/18/09 01:17 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
Cleetus VanDamme
Quote:

The use of the word uncensored here is a marketing tool



No doubt.

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#407306 - 03/18/09 02:27 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
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What a debacle...

The moderator that bans him doesn't know how to box him...And the one that does,,doesn't even know what day it is..

The Gong Show continues ..

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#407307 - 03/18/09 02:38 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

What a debacle...

The moderator that bans him doesn't know how to box him...And the one that does,,doesn't even know what day it is..

The Gong Show continues ..






Yeah, you know I bet we could take back their bonus pay too

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#407308 - 03/18/09 03:15 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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No shit Cleet...

You dolts want your money back or what?.

Notify a moderator. lol
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#407309 - 03/18/09 05:08 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Hungwell wrote:
Quote:

What a debacle... The moderator that bans him doesn't know how to box him...And the one that does,,doesn't even know what day it is.. The Gong Show continues ..




genius, the wrong date is part of the charm and makes it funnier.

@Cleetus: your earlier followup to MK-77, re: 'censorship' was spot on. some people need to un-puff their chests a bit and understand that "UNCENSORED" will always be a relative term.

Example: it comes out that a performer god forbid tests positive for the depopulation bomb (HIV). we can assume two things: ADT gets angry if its talked about, while XPT gets angry if its NOT talked about. That's the spirit and intent of the word "UNCENSORED" as I understand it to mean on this board.

The problem with the idea of a totally unmoderated forum with no rules is more a problem with human nature: it can't cope with a total absence of rules or it self destructs.

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#407310 - 03/18/09 05:34 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^So basically, you're saying there's a recipe for top ramen with ketchup in The Anarchist Cookbook?
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#407311 - 03/18/09 06:12 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Substitute blood for ketchup and you got it !
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#407312 - 03/18/09 10:17 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
To say that XPT is less censored than ADT, and then claiming victory, isn't saying much. But like the dead guy said, we didn't pay to be here, and we can choose not to post here anymore, if we don't like it.

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#407313 - 03/19/09 12:33 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:


Allegedly uncensored within the boundaries of the laws within the USA --desu




Wasn't Max Hardcore recently found to be 'obscene' within the US? Will his material be removed as well?

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#407314 - 03/19/09 07:58 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Wasn't Max Hardcore recently found to be 'obscene' within the US? Will his material be removed as well?




The only obscenity that needs to be removed is you.
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#407315 - 03/19/09 08:19 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:


Allegedly uncensored within the boundaries of the laws within the USA --desu




Wasn't Max Hardcore recently found to be 'obscene' within the US? Will his material be removed as well?




Darrah?? --desu

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#407316 - 03/20/09 12:26 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Obviously the irony of my statement went over both of your heads.

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#407317 - 03/20/09 12:31 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Obviously the irony of my statement went over both of your heads.





The videos were found to be obscene, at least to my understanding and I openly admit I could be mistaken. Those videos aren't hosted or distributed by this site or its owners so why would images or references to Max be censored here?
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#407318 - 03/20/09 12:33 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
trying to construct flow diagram in my head of how stuff goes over darrah's head, but what if he was darrah and what he said went over someone's head?
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#407319 - 03/20/09 12:39 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
My initial post was pointing out that despite the 'completely uncensored' claim at the beginning of the forum, obviously certain things are not allowed here, ex. CP, so why was everyone freaking out about it?

The Max post was what is often referred to as 'a joke.' Apparently Fiend and what's-his-face took me seriously that Max's material, often posted by Eminence Front in the review section, should be removed. I was not serious. Nothing kills a joke like being forced to explain it.



Edited: to clarify this was for Fiend and his boy, not Gia.

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#407320 - 03/22/09 11:36 AM Re: I Banned Panzer
John Floofin Offline
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Random, we all know that you haven't posted anything worth a damn in years. You've been in a perpetual slump since the Janine interview and the Bono-ONE spoof. But, seriously, must you whine about every established thread that doesn't belong to you? Isn't the devotion of your personal ass licker Floofin enough? I mean, the guy bumps the most obscure threads of yours imaginable in order to remind us of your "special genius," and, frankly, it's getting old.

If you guys can't get a handle on your whining, you'll leave me with no alternative but to fly down to Scottsdale with a crowbar and physically pry your heads out of each others asses. Thank You.





What in the hell is going on up in here? I go world wandering for a month and I come back to Jim throwing me under a bus, for what, a little bit of drunken post bumping? Sad, sad I tell you!
You know, back in the old days . . . . naaaah.

On the topic of this thread, I'm happy to see Panzer taking an involuntary sabbatical. It's good medicine, imo, the kind of which I think should be dispensed more liberally around the place. Don't you think, Jim?

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#407321 - 03/22/09 12:42 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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It's good. As good as a little bit of bus throwing.

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#407322 - 03/23/09 07:59 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Alex... maybe don't talk shit about me, yes?.

Holla, swallowa. woot woot
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#407323 - 03/24/09 03:17 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Loc: fortified
Any panzerturd sightings yet?.


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#407324 - 03/24/09 03:37 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Panzer IM'ed me yesterday complaining that even though he's not in the box anymore when he tries to post he still gets a message saying he is banned. He misses his posting privileges here, lol.
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#407325 - 03/24/09 04:07 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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What a fucken dumb as fuck dumbfuck that kid is.
lol

I can only hope his pent up fag rage spills over onto the board in the first few minutes that he realizes he has his privileges back and he gets banned again.


Panzer... go sniff the plunger you used to conquer the turd that got you banned and think of us.
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#407326 - 03/25/09 06:53 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
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Still banzered?. heh


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#407327 - 03/26/09 04:25 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Uncle Joe Offline
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Party is over, I am back.

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#407328 - 03/26/09 04:34 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?
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#407329 - 03/26/09 04:37 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:

Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?



I bought a lot of stuff.

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#407330 - 03/26/09 05:24 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Welcome back Alex
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#407331 - 03/26/09 06:35 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Quote:

Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?



I bought a lot of stuff.




WB, Can you take pictures for us, I'm dying to know what
you got.
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#407332 - 03/26/09 06:35 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Welcome back Alex



Thanks. I was doing cleanups of my designs recently and found those anal sticks, so I kinda call them Vizzle Sticks.

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#407333 - 03/26/09 06:51 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?



I bought a lot of stuff.




WB, Can you take pictures for us, I'm dying to know what
you got.



This is what I bought recently, I will post it later on at the Latest Purchase thread when I will receive all the purchases:

Epson 3800 Printer Professional Edition with X-Rite RIP for $810.00
X-Rite Colortron Monitor, Printer and Scanner Calibrator for $26.00
6 Domain Names for 3 Years Each for $135.00
Type-80 Chinese Tank Kit in 1/35th Scale for $11.50
T-55AM Soviet Tank Kit in 1/35th Scale for $8.50
BMP-2 in 1/35th Scale for $8.45
2 Yasser Arrafat Scarves (1 Red & 1 Black) for $21.90
Canon 8X Loupe for $12.99
Magnifying Visor for $3.99
Stink Finder for $6.05
Catnip Treats for $3.99
Planning Stores That Pay Book for $4.95
Architectural Brickwork Book for $3.00
Enchancing CAD Drawings with Photoshop Book for $22.15
Mat, Mount and Frame It Yourself Book for $5.99
Armour Modeling Book for $14.51
Craftsman Rotary Tool (Dremel-type) for $29.01

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#407334 - 03/26/09 06:56 PM Re: I Banned Panzer
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Stink Finder for $6.05




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