Troubled superstar Michael Jackson begged Hollywood superstar Nicole Kidman to be his date at the upcoming MTV Music Awards - but she politely declined. The singer, 44 - who is facing trial on child molestation charges - got his people to call single girl Kidman to arrange for the Oscar-winning beauty, 37, to accompany him to the annual music event. But was left red-faced when she snubbed his advances. Kidman explains, "There was a call from his people to mine asking if he could take me to the Awards. I had never even met him, it was a little strange." Kidman, whose romance with rocker Lenny Kravitz ended earlier this year, admits she doesn't feel tempted to start a relationship with Jackson. She adds, "I did decline but, hey, the way my love life is I took it as a great compliment. I keep thinking of those photographs of Michael in a shocking wig at Disneyland looking ridiculous. So call me crazy but it just didn't tempt me to want to accept."

When you're as good looking as Michael Jackson is, it's easy to understand why any woman would fall head over heels in love with him (IRONY, IRONY!!!!!!!).


LB.

I really care about the future of the kids Wacko Jacko "slept" with. Look at how Macaulay Culkin turned out...

You're entirely right, of course, Smartt, but if the truth be known, I really worry about Bubbles.

Any news on him?

LB.

I never would have guessed, but now you mention it...

LB.

Here´s a recent pic of Smelly Bubbles. He´s the one below.

Oh

MY

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

AN URANGUTAN BLOW JOB!!!

LB.

Uh... that´s a spycam pic of YOU, LB...

I know it is, Smartt.

LB.