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#407185 - 03/15/09 10:38 PM
I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's about time someone did.
Like I said, I'm all for freedom of expression and even brought it up earlier today that no photo should be removed just because some may find it unappealing, but this is over the top, irrelevant to the thread, thread hogging/attn whoring, and IN THE BELOVED LUNCH THREAD nonetheless.
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#407186 - 03/15/09 10:40 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thanks. That toilet picture was truly uncalled for.
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#407187 - 03/15/09 10:41 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey, can someone move this to The Cage please?
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#407188 - 03/15/09 10:41 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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#407189 - 03/15/09 10:44 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#407193 - 03/15/09 11:57 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The LUNCH thread sucks and is on par with any of the mind-numbingling retarded ADT threads in their Beyond Porn forums, so I was actually quite pleased to see it shit on (or is that "in"?).
That said, a little time-out might do Alex some good. And Gia, so you don't look like the bad guy, you should throw electrononsensicalramblingsbyamethheadnegligentmother in as well, you know, just to keep him company. That would be nice. Alex would like that.
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#407194 - 03/16/09 12:02 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 194
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Panzer is a comedic genius. If it wasn't for him XPT wouldn't have the Ebay Breadmaker thread. That was a work of art.
This banning stinks like shit on hot ice.
Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
Hang the blessed DJ
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#407196 - 03/16/09 12:12 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nah. Panz wouldn't quote Morrisey. If that guy thinks Panzer is funny, then Carrot Top has a fan somewhere other than Lisa Sparxxx.
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#407197 - 03/16/09 12:24 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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#407200 - 03/16/09 04:31 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
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#407205 - 03/16/09 06:00 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Banworthy? Not quite, but heading down that road. Boxworthy??? Oh HELL YEAH. Quote:
The LUNCH thread sucks and is on par with any of the mind-numbingling retarded ADT threads in their Beyond Porn forums, so I was actually quite pleased to see it shit on (or is that "in"?).
Random, we all know that you haven't posted anything worth a damn in years. You've been in a perpetual slump since the Janine interview and the Bono-ONE spoof. But, seriously, must you whine about every established thread that doesn't belong to you? Isn't the devotion of your personal ass licker Floofin enough? I mean, the guy bumps the most obscure threads of yours imaginable in order to remind us of your "special genius," and, frankly, it's getting old.
If you guys can't get a handle on your whining, you'll leave me with no alternative but to fly down to Scottsdale with a crowbar and physically pry your heads out of each others asses. Thank You.
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#407206 - 03/16/09 06:03 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#407208 - 03/16/09 07:51 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
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It wont be the last...
Hopefully you're next. Now go feed your kids 
 One step ahead... 
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407209 - 03/16/09 08:04 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Another ban for posting a pic ? Of shit ?  The first step toward dictatorship is censorship. But I guess this never was a democracy.  G you're so much better than this !
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#407210 - 03/16/09 08:12 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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No need to get all excited about it, bans around these parts are a lot different than where you come from. They're rarely permanent and are used more to reign in the posters who've lost their direction....or to simply give the other posters a break from ongoing stupidity.
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#407211 - 03/16/09 08:23 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ Yeah I got that but Panzer really IS special. Don't leave him out in the cold too long please ! You know sort of like your mentally challenged little brother. Fun to tease but you can go too far and get a Private Pile no pun intended !
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#407212 - 03/16/09 08:29 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I'm a Panzer fan myself, but I can barely bring myself to look at the food he puts INTO his body, let alone what comes out.
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#407214 - 03/16/09 08:30 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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Hmmm...maybe this should be removed?
For me, Panzer was a source of unintentional humor. I guess I don't take my internet time seriously enough to want to see people banned. I'm sure he'll be back under an alt though...
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#407215 - 03/16/09 10:22 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I don't care for the guy, but I don't think he should be banned for a pic of dookie. I think everytime he starts another dumbass thread, he should be stuck in the box for a week. I'm sure he is scouring the internet right now to find a message board for $15 cuff link enthusiasts that he can annoy.
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#407216 - 03/16/09 10:31 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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No need to get all excited about it, bans around these parts are a lot different than where you come from. They're rarely permanent and are used more to reign in the posters who've lost their direction....or to simply give the other posters a break from ongoing stupidity.
Like "The Bornyo Bump"
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#407220 - 03/16/09 01:08 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Bornyo is only doing what was done to another poster a while ago- he is performing some behavioral modification for the board  Bornyo's posting should not be in question, ever ( unless he ever drank to much shine and started posting self dick pics or the like)
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#407223 - 03/16/09 01:43 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Random, we all know that you haven't posted anything worth a damn in years. You've been in a perpetual slump since the Janine interview and the Bono-ONE spoof.
I'll give you that. For the last two years or so, I've cared about XPT about as much as you seem to care about having a life outside of same, so, admittedly, little thought or care has been put into what I post.
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But, seriously, must you whine about every established thread that doesn't belong to you?
The only thing I've slagged other than the LUNCH thread recently, I think, was something in a particular political thread. As someone who seems pretty even keeled in your political leanings, I can't imagine you had a problem with that. In general, I find the XPT whiners to be more annoying that anything else, because said whiners fail to realize that they, at this point, are nearly as bad as those they are whining about. It's not like I started a thread dedicated to the downhill trajectory of XPT and stickied it to the top of the most frequented forum or anything.
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Isn't the devotion of your personal ass licker Floofin enough? I mean, the guy bumps the most obscure threads of yours imaginable in order to remind us of your "special genius," and, frankly, it's getting old.
I have no idea what posts of mine he's bumped. I know King linked to one a few days ago, but that's about it.
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If you guys can't get a handle on your whining, you'll leave me with no alternative but to fly down to Scottsdale with a crowbar and physically pry your heads out of each others asses.
Lol. You know damn well the only thing getting you out from behind your computer is another 9/11-type attack. Leave the internet toughguy speak to Lou, he knows what he's doing.
Every once in a while you make some good posts/points, Jim, and recently it seemed as though you cooled your jets a bit, and I got the impression that you finally realized what most other people who have been here for a long stretch have already realized -- this is a jerk off form, one that shouldn't be taken so goddamn seriously. I think the LUNCH thread is retarded, and I said so in a post that took all of 45 seconds to create. Now look at your post. Clearly you have been boiling over Floofin and I for some time, waiting for the opportunity to let us have it! ( ) Think about that.
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#407225 - 03/16/09 01:56 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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So what exactly plunged XPT into this minor forum war we are currently experiencing? Anyone know?
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#407226 - 03/16/09 02:18 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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Incredibly fucking lame[as the fuck tards here say].. Fuck i remember 20 fucking years you could send a picture in to hustler of your bowel movement...Every fucking month they had a contest for the biggest coil.. And now this dumb bitch bans him ,,,What the fuck is that..??? Fucking Lame...  
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#407233 - 03/16/09 07:17 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I think Panzer should stay as well but I do not approve of posters posting pictures of their own defecation.
I have likened Alex to the kindergartner who doesn't know how to play well with the rest of the class, who stands in the corner digging in his own butt and smells like urine.
Posting pics of his own shit isn't too far from that.
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#407236 - 03/16/09 08:20 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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"Our completely uncensored bulletin board system allows for you to write in about a wide variety of porn related topics!"
Kinda figured that was bullshit on the front page first time i read it...
Should just change it to say "our uncensored forum (unless someone is pmsing and feels the need to shit on someone)..."
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#407237 - 03/16/09 08:25 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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As long as it is only a ban until he gets his shit together I can go along with it. It shouldn't be permanent. The internet without Panzer is like A Christmas Story without the kid getting his tongue frozen to the metal pole. Maybe Panzer will use this time to design a Super Special International Enema Space Dungeon or take a cooking class.
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#407238 - 03/16/09 08:26 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Icetech: Would you like to post on a board where the members post pictures of their shit? Literally, their shit.
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#407241 - 03/16/09 08:35 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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@Icetech: Would you like to post on a board where the members post pictures of their shit? Literally, their shit.
Yes but Con, it's for that same reason that if we are to be uncencored, it's for the likes of Panzer and posts like that, that need our protection, otherwise whats next, vomit?
Then piss..
When I read that post, I just scrolled past it and closed my eyes.
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#407242 - 03/16/09 09:00 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Ah what the fuck.... Steph just posted on ADT that if he had posted a pic of his shit over there it would have been OK ! I'm not linking to it. Go find it yourselves.
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#407243 - 03/16/09 09:02 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Link!
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#407244 - 03/16/09 09:06 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn I'm easy.... the statement
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#407245 - 03/16/09 09:08 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Ma Meeshka has a great post after that. He says he doesn't see anything different between the picture that Panzer got banned for and the picture Panzer showed on ADT of his computer keyboard.
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#407247 - 03/16/09 10:14 PM
Re: I Shit Canned Panzer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Considering why Panzer was banned this thread should be titled "I shit canned Panzer"
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#407249 - 03/16/09 10:57 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Come on. You crying whining faggots. Do you really want to be able to post your own bowel movements?
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#407250 - 03/16/09 10:59 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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i like Panzer's posts. They are mundane yet bizarre at the same time, kind of like him.
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#407252 - 03/16/09 11:07 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You are preaching to the converted. Once you guys start posting pictures of your own waste I will call for your banning as well.
Seriously.
If you do not support banning Panzer please make public whatever web sites you look at where you like pictures of human waste. So Panzer has an alternative place where he can post toilet photos.
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#407255 - 03/17/09 01:36 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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If this gets me boxed, so be it. Alex Panzer has brought me nothing but LoLz. We all have our hits and super misses when posting. More importantly, I have seen some EVEN more "gagworthy shit" from Brandon Iron. Gagworthy in a bad acid reflux kinda way. Overall I get MORE laughs from Alex and MORE disgust from Brandon. But of course the man of a million personalities isn't getting banned or boxed for sick shit posts. This all of course may be irrelevant since... Quote:
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
And all.. Just sayin...
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#407256 - 03/17/09 03:15 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Hmmm...maybe this should be removed?
Nope: that stays. If you really want to post pictures of poop in food threads I advise you start your own bbs and keep it moderator free so you can derail threads to your hearts content.
loop preach on.....I dont want no DO DO stinking up the threads.....
childness humor...shit, fart nosies....belong to kids...they still think its funny....this here is an ADULT board....ding dong panz is dead.....YEA!!!!
he truly was a shitty poster anyway
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#407259 - 03/17/09 05:05 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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He's not my type... However, YOU might know someone who is....
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#407260 - 03/17/09 06:03 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#407261 - 03/17/09 09:10 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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#407263 - 03/17/09 12:22 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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he's in penalty box box. malice and jeff know that i don't know how to penalty box, so i'm fine with a temporary ban or box. he was shitting all over xpt long before he posted his turd pic.
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#407264 - 03/17/09 01:29 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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Hmmm...maybe this should be removed?
Nope: that stays. If you really want to post pictures of poop in food threads I advise you start your own bbs and keep it moderator free so you can derail threads to your hearts content.
Poop ain't my thing, limpnode. But if Panzer (or anyone else) wants to post about Poop, enemas, enema tank blueprints, Vomit, pissing, fucking their goat, or whatever else, I won't lose any sleep over it. I was just pointing out the fact that these are NOT "uncensored forums".
Panzer was derailing a food thread, you say? Fair enough. But Hyde wasn't derailing any threads when he got boxed, was he? The reason given was "Bad Taste". In other words, these forums ARE CENSORED.
That's all I was trying to say when I suggested removing, or at least editing, that misleading text on the front page. "Completely Uncensored" Just so people don't get the wrong idea that anything goes, and then get themselves banned.
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#407265 - 03/17/09 02:00 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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If there is a moderator on a message board, then you can be damn sure it is moderatored. If someone is stupid enough not to understand this, then perhaps they deserve a ban, comprende?
Nothing is getting changed in terms of writing.
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#407267 - 03/17/09 02:16 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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If there is a moderator on a message board, then you can be damn sure it is moderatored. If someone is stupid enough not to understand this, then perhaps they deserve a ban, comprende?
Maybe its that when people read that something is uncensored they think thats what it means... obviously whoever made the home page here didn't get the concept.
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#407268 - 03/17/09 02:17 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And that folks, is a "straw man argument". Nice try Coke. It almost read like an old Kate/Arthur post- the cadence and diction.
Ban/Box, they're used interchangeably here. Gia doesn't have access to the code to place the "boxed" gif on the page. I don't believe she's been undermined at all.
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#407270 - 03/17/09 02:39 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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he was shitting all over xpt long before he posted his turd pic.
absolutely. he suffers from a longstanding lack of respect for the board, not censorship. sure he can be ignored, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's cost the place in potential posters- lurkers that never bothered. example if you're going to say an ethnic group is "smelly and should go back to their country" as he did recently, better be funny in execution, else accept the failhammer. despite the adult-of-diminished-capacity cards he was dealt in life, and the personality of a broken fender dragging on the street, you'd think after 6 years he would've learned something. sadly it's only amounted to one long nerdgasm of self indulgence.
i'd always just assumed he was kept around for some unseen purpose- perhaps as "greeter" for the ban convicts from ADT as they emerged like prison fish off the bus with no windows. then to get up to speed they took baby swings at scatbozo until it got too easy, before leveling up to general population to trade jabs with the big boys- alphas like Hyde, Hungwell, paperwaste, etc.
as for fears about him going suicidal, he doesn't have the spine- he can't even make eye contact with people in public as he's admitted. He'd sooner pay his poor mother a dime of rent than he would kidnap her and drive off a cliff to end the legacy of mediocrity he blamed her for - since that would require an awareness of it to begin with - and as we know ignorance is bliss.
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#407271 - 03/17/09 02:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Panzer was derailing a food thread, you say? Fair enough. But Hyde wasn't derailing any threads when he got boxed, was he? The reason given was "Bad Taste". In other words, these forums ARE CENSORED.
To be fair, nobody removed his post or locked the thread. He just got a swift kick in the ass, that's all...
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#407273 - 03/17/09 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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absolutely. he suffers from a longstanding lack of respect for the board, not censorship. <snip>
Mark you pretty well nailed it. When he got clipped at ADT an emo poster named ma meeshka put it this way:
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he was nauseating. he was this little kid who played with lego and drew pictures of tanks by day. by night he had fantasies of rough anal rape and enemas. it was pathetic.
he was so clearly a virgin who has probably never even kissed a girl. all of that pent up frustration seemed to turn into an over-compensatory homophobic facade and a desire to see women in pain.
the only thing funny about him was that he was hysterically tragic. with the anal fixation and the lack of compassion for any female, he was a gay boy who liked women.
he wasn't on any kind of human wavelength at any point of his adt tenure.
Ma Meeshka is sort of like ADT's TattyPatty, except Tatty is cooler and could easily kick his ass. But the dude made a good point.
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#407278 - 03/17/09 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Hey Richard, please ping me and post the results. Please and thank you.
@Griz: We may both be Canadian folks but you haven't got to tease me
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#407279 - 03/17/09 04:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Does ADT take back posters that were banned? If alex could return there I think he would stay there. Some of them really seemed to like him and that board would be more forgiving of shit pics as steph said herself.
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#407280 - 03/17/09 04:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Dean:
That trash belonged to a negligent hamster owner.
That was terrible.
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#407281 - 03/17/09 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I saw Alex is boxed. That's ok with me. Cool off for a while.
Technically, there's no censorship (like Loopnode pointed out): nothing gets deleted, only some editing of certain links and pictures (always available via download from XPT server).
But as long as you run the risk of a ban, it 'feels' like censorship.
Banning is unfair, boxing is fair.
I don't care about seeing someone's waste in a picture; can't say it makes me feel nauseated or anything.
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#407282 - 03/17/09 05:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Gia should be boxxed too.
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#407283 - 03/17/09 05:39 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Go find a better board, tards.
Just stfu with the ban/box shit. As if it's bad enough that most of you fucken lamers have never even pushed it hard enough to be been banned from here, all of a sudden you think you can question authority. lol
The sheep say wha? yes.
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#407285 - 03/17/09 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If I'm not mistaken, Lou's done a stint in the box. Alex is probably chewing the gum Lou left stuck up under the bench.
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#407286 - 03/17/09 06:31 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...before leveling up to general population to trade jabs with the big boys- alphas like Hyde, Hungwell, paperwaste, etc....
Oh, and Mark points for this- It was sublimely subtle and did not go un-noticed.
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#407289 - 03/17/09 07:46 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Unfair ban.
How is this unfair?
Do you really want XPT to turn into a scat board?
One pic doesnt make a scat board Conq. I agree that it was in very poor taste, but I dont think he deserved to be banned, the box yeah whatever. I think it's all kind of ridiculous actually, just my opinion.
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#407290 - 03/17/09 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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He'd been using this place as his personal blogspot and burdening us with his thread hogging for way too fucking long. That pic was the cherry on top for bansville. Or boxville. Whichever is fine by me.
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#407291 - 03/17/09 07:54 PM
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One scat pic equaled penalty box.
One scat pic without the penalty box equals more scat pics.
Now replace "scat pics" with tranny pics or bestiality pics and apply the same logic. Why is this even an arguement?.
I realize Panzer was fun in a point and laugh type way but he'll be back. Adjust for a few days.
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#407293 - 03/17/09 08:05 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Whay are all you homos so gay for Panzer? Fucking annoying douche is banned for a lil bit, who cares? 6-7 pages is much too much for it. Go back to talking about porn!
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#407296 - 03/17/09 11:06 PM
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Whay are all you homos so gay for Panzer? Fucking annoying douche is banned for a lil bit, who cares? 6-7 pages is much too much for it. Go back to talking about porn!
its probably just symptomatic of the shortage of worthy antagonists. Too many Joe Pesci's circa Home Alone slippin on banana peels, not enough Daniel Day Lewis's circa There Will be Blood. plus half assed fights between people that don't actually hate each other don't really work anymore.
take Hyde for example. he was one of the few bad guys with some semblance of a brain- miswired at birth as it may have been. he once mentioned admiring an adversary that had the ability to broadside him in a fight simply by making a good point. other than that one, he rarely made any himself, but that's another story.
i've tried baiting some porn people onto here (as have others), but apparently the place is so infamous now that they don't dare set foot. there's another demo of antagonists that burn out as quickly as they flare up (Alpha Bitch, morning, etc.) and don't stay around long enough for target practice. the fish barrel probably just needs time to restock.
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#407297 - 03/18/09 12:47 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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if banning pantsher removes "enema" from the xpt lexicon I'm all for it. he sucks and isn't funny.
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#407302 - 03/18/09 07:15 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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tattypatty
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Panzer was derailing a food thread, you say? Fair enough. But Hyde wasn't derailing any threads when he got boxed, was he? The reason given was "Bad Taste". In other words, these forums ARE CENSORED.
To be fair, nobody removed his post or locked the thread. He just got a swift kick in the ass, that's all...
Censorship is not only the deletion of text, but also the suppression of speech. Which is what boxing/banning is meant to achieve, to some degree. If you don't delete the text, but delete the poster of that text, then it's still a form of censorship in my opinion.
I'm talking more about what happened to Hyde, than to Panzer. Not that it's that important....this is just an internet porn forum. But it's a joke to say that this board is completely uncensored. I suggested editing the text on the front page, but have been told that it wont be happening. So as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing further for me to add to this thread.
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#407303 - 03/18/09 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I think you may be reading a little to much into the use of the word here. In comparison to the other boards this one is less censored, no board can be completely uncensored with the strict definition, there would be no mods, illegal crap would proliferate and there would be pics of Smartts dick all over the pages. The use of the word uncensored here is a marketing tool, but it also pretty truthful in light of some of your alternatives in this kind of board. It all comes down to the owners of the forum, what they say goes. I believe Jeff started the board to give people a place to chat about porn that wasn't like the other boards, he still want there to be rules though to make sure it isn't complete chaos. If people disagree with the way he runs this board (through tony and mods) then you could always try your hand at making your own forum like he did.
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#407304 - 03/18/09 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I don't see what the big deal is, people don't seem to mind that turd, coke stevenson floating around in all the threads.
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#407305 - 03/18/09 01:17 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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Cleetus VanDamme
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The use of the word uncensored here is a marketing tool
No doubt.
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#407306 - 03/18/09 02:27 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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What a debacle... The moderator that bans him doesn't know how to box him...And the one that does,,doesn't even know what day it is.. The Gong Show continues  .. 
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#407307 - 03/18/09 02:38 PM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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#407308 - 03/18/09 03:15 PM
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No shit Cleet...
You dolts want your money back or what?.
Notify a moderator. lol
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#407310 - 03/18/09 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^So basically, you're saying there's a recipe for top ramen with ketchup in The Anarchist Cookbook?
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#407313 - 03/19/09 12:33 AM
Re: I Banned Panzer
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Allegedly uncensored within the boundaries of the laws within the USA --desu
Wasn't Max Hardcore recently found to be 'obscene' within the US? Will his material be removed as well? 
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#407318 - 03/20/09 12:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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trying to construct flow diagram in my head of how stuff goes over darrah's head, but what if he was darrah and what he said went over someone's head?
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#407319 - 03/20/09 12:39 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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My initial post was pointing out that despite the 'completely uncensored' claim at the beginning of the forum, obviously certain things are not allowed here, ex. CP, so why was everyone freaking out about it?
The Max post was what is often referred to as 'a joke.' Apparently Fiend and what's-his-face took me seriously that Max's material, often posted by Eminence Front in the review section, should be removed. I was not serious. Nothing kills a joke like being forced to explain it.
Edited: to clarify this was for Fiend and his boy, not Gia.
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#407320 - 03/22/09 11:36 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Random, we all know that you haven't posted anything worth a damn in years. You've been in a perpetual slump since the Janine interview and the Bono-ONE spoof. But, seriously, must you whine about every established thread that doesn't belong to you? Isn't the devotion of your personal ass licker Floofin enough? I mean, the guy bumps the most obscure threads of yours imaginable in order to remind us of your "special genius," and, frankly, it's getting old.
If you guys can't get a handle on your whining, you'll leave me with no alternative but to fly down to Scottsdale with a crowbar and physically pry your heads out of each others asses. Thank You.
What in the hell is going on up in here? I go world wandering for a month and I come back to Jim throwing me under a bus, for what, a little bit of drunken post bumping? Sad, sad I tell you!
You know, back in the old days . . . . naaaah.
On the topic of this thread, I'm happy to see Panzer taking an involuntary sabbatical. It's good medicine, imo, the kind of which I think should be dispensed more liberally around the place. Don't you think, Jim?
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#407321 - 03/22/09 12:42 PM
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It's good. As good as a little bit of bus throwing.
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#407322 - 03/23/09 07:59 PM
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Alex... maybe don't talk shit about me, yes?.
Holla, swallowa. woot woot
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#407323 - 03/24/09 03:17 PM
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Any panzerturd sightings yet?.
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#407324 - 03/24/09 03:37 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Panzer IM'ed me yesterday complaining that even though he's not in the box anymore when he tries to post he still gets a message saying he is banned. He misses his posting privileges here, lol.
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#407325 - 03/24/09 04:07 PM
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What a fucken dumb as fuck dumbfuck that kid is.
lol
I can only hope his pent up fag rage spills over onto the board in the first few minutes that he realizes he has his privileges back and he gets banned again.
Panzer... go sniff the plunger you used to conquer the turd that got you banned and think of us.
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#407326 - 03/25/09 06:53 PM
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Still banzered?. heh
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#407328 - 03/26/09 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?
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#407329 - 03/26/09 04:37 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?
I bought a lot of stuff.
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#407331 - 03/26/09 06:35 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?
I bought a lot of stuff.
WB, Can you take pictures for us, I'm dying to know what
you got.
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#407332 - 03/26/09 06:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Welcome back Alex 
Thanks. I was doing cleanups of my designs recently and found those anal sticks, so I kinda call them Vizzle Sticks.
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#407333 - 03/26/09 06:51 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Who did you stalk/kidnap/murder/dismember during your time off?
I bought a lot of stuff.
WB, Can you take pictures for us, I'm dying to know what
you got.
This is what I bought recently, I will post it later on at the Latest Purchase thread when I will receive all the purchases:
Epson 3800 Printer Professional Edition with X-Rite RIP for $810.00
X-Rite Colortron Monitor, Printer and Scanner Calibrator for $26.00
6 Domain Names for 3 Years Each for $135.00
Type-80 Chinese Tank Kit in 1/35th Scale for $11.50
T-55AM Soviet Tank Kit in 1/35th Scale for $8.50
BMP-2 in 1/35th Scale for $8.45
2 Yasser Arrafat Scarves (1 Red & 1 Black) for $21.90
Canon 8X Loupe for $12.99
Magnifying Visor for $3.99
Stink Finder for $6.05
Catnip Treats for $3.99
Planning Stores That Pay Book for $4.95
Architectural Brickwork Book for $3.00
Enchancing CAD Drawings with Photoshop Book for $22.15
Mat, Mount and Frame It Yourself Book for $5.99
Armour Modeling Book for $14.51
Craftsman Rotary Tool (Dremel-type) for $29.01
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#407335 - 03/26/09 07:06 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Stink Finder for $6.05
It's a UV lamp.
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#407337 - 03/26/09 07:55 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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You're planning on opening some online stores with the domain names you bought?
I noticed the "Stores That Pay" book.
Nah. The Stores That Pay book is an old book, from 1947 I think. It is just really useful and talks a lot about the retail planning.
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#407338 - 03/26/09 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Panzer, how will you pay the rent, now that you've murdered your parents?
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#407339 - 03/26/09 08:22 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Panzer, how will you pay the rent, now that you've murdered your parents?
What camera you have?
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#407340 - 03/26/09 08:41 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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He's going to build the models, and sell them on his websites.
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#407342 - 03/26/09 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Blahhh, I think it'll be 23 or 24 years in may.
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#407343 - 03/27/09 12:58 AM
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6 Domain Names for 3 Years Each for $135.00
EnemaTanks.com ?
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#407346 - 03/27/09 02:59 PM
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