I remember picking up a copy of plain ol' Hustler, must have been about six years ago now, and noticing that the phone sex ads in the back were almost all either S/M or tranny oriented. Seriously, the straight chick lying wantonly on a bed were a minority.

How the phone sex business was run back then (is it even around anymore?), they all plugged into the same system, so the ads were brokered by people merely leasing the lines. They could put anything in the ad that they wanted to, but it was pretty telling that this straight porn mag that was slightly on the pervvy side of the newsstand seemed to get the best response dangling chicks with dicks at the solitary wanker. That was when I realized that everything was lost and that we're living the last days of Rome as conceived and animated by Walt Disney on a bad bender.